- NORMALLY, AROUND THIS TIME OF YEAR,
I SEND MY WRITER AMY ALONE TO A HAUNTED HOUSE,
BUT THIS YEAR, I DISCOVERED SOMETHING EVEN BETTER:
SENDING MY PRODUCER ANDY WITH HER.
LAST WEEK, I SENT THEM BOTH
TO THE HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS.
IT WAS EVEN BETTER THAN I IMAGINED
IN MY WILDEST DREAMS.
IT ALREADY HAS OVER 4.5 MILLION HITS ON YOUTUBE.
AND THE OTHER DAY, I THOUGHT, "WELL, LET'S KEEP DOING THIS."
SO I SENT THEM BOTH TO THE QUEEN MARY'S DARK HARBOR...
[cheers and applause]
WHICH APPARENTLY IS EVEN SCARIER,
WHICH MAKES ME EVEN HAPPIER.
LET'S WATCH.
[sinister carnival music]
- HI, ELLEN.
WE'RE AT THE QUEEN MARY'S DARK HARBOR,
AND ANDY AND I ARE ABOUT TO GO THROUGH THE CIRCUS MAZE.
- IT'S CALLED THE CIRCUS MAZE? - ARE YOU READY?
- WE'RE GOOD. - OKAY.
ANDY, YOU HAVE TO GO FIRST.
OH, NO!
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS.
I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. ANDY!
- IT'S FINE. WE'RE GOOD.
WE'RE GOOD.
- I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE. ANDY.
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
- IT'S JUST MIRRORS.
- [screams]
NO! NO!
NO. I CAN SEE IT.
- IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.
- [screams]
- IT'S FUNNY.
HA-HA! IT'S FUNNY.
HONESTLY, JUST-- IT'S FUNNY.
FUNNY. OKAY.
- OH, MY GOD.
ANDY!
- WE-- MIRRORS. GOT IT.
- ANDY, GO, GO. ANDY, GO.
- IS THIS NORMAL? - [screams]
[all screaming]
- AMY. - [screams]
OH, MY GOD.
- GO.
[both scream]
- HOW MUCH-- - OKAY.
- HI. OKAY.
ONCE I SEE 'EM-- - GO, GO, GO.
- ONCE YOU SEE 'EM, IT'S NOT BAD.
IT'S THE--
- [screams]
- ARE WE--
IS THIS THE RIGHT WAY?
OKAY.
- WHERE'D THAT CHICK GO?
[screams]
[all screaming]
YOU GO!
GO!
ANDY!
- I SEE YOU.
I KNOW YOU'RE THERE.
- [cackling]
- HELLO?
- STOP.
- [screams]
[both laugh]
- THANK GOD WE MADE IT.
[all scream]
WE'RE GOOD. WE GOT IT.
- ONCE THEY'RE OUT--
- YEAH.
- [screams]
- STOP. GO.
STOP.
- [screams] - GET OUT.
- STOP! WE SAW YOU!
- OKAY.
- DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
- NO, I DON'T--
'CAUSE I DON'T-- - [growling]
- OH, GOD. OKAY.
OKAY, NO. I SEE YOU.
[whip cracks]
WE'RE GOOD. I'M GOOD.
[all scream]
- OKAY.
GOT IT. I SAW YOU.
GOOD.
GOOD WORK.
- ANDY, PLEASE WAIT FOR ME.
- I'M--WHERE AM I GOING?
WE'RE IN A CIRCLE!
[whip cracks]
- [cackling] - [screams]
ANDY! - JUST--
- ANDY!
- [screams]
- ANDY. ANDY?
[both scream]
- THAT'S IT? WE'RE GOOD?
- OKAY. I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT, NOW.
- I DID IT.
[all scream]
- ANDY. - OKAY.
STOP IT, YOU [bleep] WEIRDO!
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. - THANK YOU.
[cheers and applause]
- OH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH ALLISON SWEENEY.
[cheers and applause]