*sigh*
This blanket is really uncomfortable and boring. :(
Luigi!
CANNONBALL!
Ha was that awesome wait what what does he want what the oh hey Mario Oh, what is it?
Would you can I have a better blanket? This one's starting to get uncomfortable?
Okay Mario i'll go get you another blanket. Thank you. Thankfully. This is the first favor. He's asked for me all day
Okay Mario there you go.
I CANT SEE ANYTHING
TOO BAD DONT CARE.
My god, that was so stupid. Why did Luigi just have to throw the blanket on me. I could have suffocated in there. >:(
Actually this blanket is kind of comfy but
In the mood for a drink
Luigi
Yeah, now I have a glass of water? a glass of water?
Okay, Mario. I will get you a glass of Water, but you gotta promise not to spit it all right so
Go get it with no more favors
*throws himself down the stairs*
All right, Luigi you go do that
Well, I guess I can just start off now. Hello welcome to cooking with Luigi now today
We will get started on the first episode
Here we go
*laughs in backround*
First you open the cabinet or wherever your cups are then you get your glass
Then you must identify where your water is
So is this the water AH, so now that you know where to get water from,
Now you can start pouring the water in your glass cup yay, yay
position your cut correctly
Now start pouring the ice
*loud ice noises*
That's what you need a lot of ice it makes your water taste really good now, you can add the water.
And There you go now you have a perfect glass of wa--- Luigi hurry up, Oh crap I better get upstairs, lets take this
There we go, there's your perfect glass of water just for you, Uh Luigi, that's too far from your reach
Well, then get up, and then you can drink it cuz I'm not putting it on the couch, otherwise your spill it.
Luigi I am NOT going to lean that far, Mario. Oh you can't even lean that far
You just stand up come over to the table and then drink it, Luigi Come on. Just please bring it over here
I promise I Won't let means sake Mario. Oh just come over to drink your water. Oh
Fine Luigi. I'm sorry, actually Mario. I'm sorry
I kind of yelled at you and now it's being a bit harsh, so I'm I'm sorry, but yeah
You're gonna have to lean over and drink your water. It's okay Luigi. I understand do you promise no more favors
yup Luigi no more favors. I promise. I mean water is good anyway
Well Thats good Mario. Okay. SEE ya
Anytime Lui-- oh crap my stomach's hurting. I don't think you guys can hear it, but my stomach's hurting
Wait, but what am I supposed to do? I promised Luigi no more favors
No choice Luigi are you flipping kidding me?
Mario
What in the world do you want? I'm sorry Luigi. I know I promise no more Favors but. I'm too lazy to get up so
Go get me a chocolate chip cookie
Just for your brother. A Choclate Chip Cookie?
I'm kind of in the mood for chocolate chip cookie too, so I
would be mad at you but
No problem. I could get it whatever. Thanks Luigi. You're the best brother ever. Yeah, yeah, whatever
got i hate him so much
Mario Mario Mario, he just wants everything he won't get anything himself
uh Luigi, can you get me the Xbox control Luigi? Can you give me the TV remote
Can you give me a brownie Luigi you can you massage my back?
The list never ends
Well chocolate chip cookies are right here too, so I might as well all right
One cookie for Mario and one cookie for me
All right, let's go
*laughs*
That cookie was so good
It's time to deliver Mario cookie, here We go hey Mario. I got your cook-- What the heck Mario
Why IS cars 3 so terrible?
Luigi it is not what it looks looks like.
i Know what it looks like and it's not what it is I?
Know the counters messed up, but it's not what you think, uh Mario. Oh, I don't even want to get close to you, so
That is your cookie um I'm gonna go now, AH!
uh Thanks Luigi
Now I can do what I wanted to do oh
crap ah
Cookies and water the best way to eat cookies
MARIO! that is such a waste of a cookie who in the world eats cookies like that me
Mmm. Well you got the fair point there, but seriously though?
Why in the heck would you put cookies inside water that is so stupid! Luigi Luigi Luigi? I?
have you ever tried it? don't answer that because i got the answer.
It's so good
They can give you superpowers. It's so good. It'll make you explode. It's so good. They can cure cancer
They can basically do anything Luigi. It's so good. Then it can make this video longer. It's so good that I
Can't deal with this. This is so disgusting wait Luigi. Where are you going?
dont talk to me ever again!
whats his problem
AH!!
I am so sick of Mario what the heck do I do?
You want me to kill him, that's a bit too much, but I'm so sick of him what the heck do I do
You want me to lock him in a permanently locked room
But I don't know where we could find those. It would be a good idea but
How about we just try to find a way to not harm him, but you know to kind of keep me out of visibility you
Think I should run away
Hmm, I think that's actually a pretty okay idea. Thanks Luigi toy
All right, I gotta go starting packing
All right there we go all right, so now, I'm finally gone back in my bag looks good
All right, so let me just close it
There we go, okay so now that I'm finally finished now I can run away stupid mario. I'm so sick of it, okay
Well here I go
least im finally free now
Okay, yes, I'm finally ready to leave. See you later Mario
Well here I go
Oh my gosh, I love this game so much
But I want to play as a different character. Let's see who is there to play. Okay? What characters are there?
Well I'm sick of playing as myself, I haven't unlocked wari oh, yeah
I don't know what the heck is in there and besides if I just go back in there. I'd play as Yoshi
I'm not playing as Luigi wait speaking of which I feel like something's like happened to him
I haven't heard him at all like today
I mean ever since he gave me that cookie and then he ran out and then he was like "dont talk to me ever again"
I haven't heard from him at all
Hmm, I should go check on him. I mean this game is addicting but
family comes first
Were could Luigi be?
Usually hangs out in this room
Luigi are you here? Oh, I think he's under the blanket.
Uh Luigi, Luigi?
Well he's probably not there I mean it's kind of stupid
Luigi
Luigi this doesn't make sense he's always in this room
Weegee
Well that is he I mean he must be like hiding somewhere where the heck is he
Hey work, at that little rascal Be?
Luigi no
Luigi no luigi no
Luigi no no Luigi no no Luigi Luigi
oh
um beneath these clothes
Where the heck could he have gone I?
Mean even I mean even if he's here like what why is he trying to hide from me
Huh whatever I better just go take a rest. I mean he'll come back. Oh
Wherever the little pipsqueak is
Sure, he's fine
Wait back is this papery thing a
Newspaper wait what the heck?
Hmm handwriting looks crappy, but I'd better open it might be a clue
All right there we go mmm what the heck does this say?
Turn the back I'm gonna turn the back wait what?
What the heck is this not anymore, I'm done I
Screwed up
Whatever luigi want me to do? I'm gonna do it like if he wants me to get an ice-cream
I can get masks if he wants me like finals friggin boat. I can buy him a freakin boat. I can save with that money
He does have to do these favors or something I gotta go talk to somebody
But he did say that like he won't see me ever again and like don't bother looking for me so that must mean that something
Happened to him
So some of the viewers might be asking hey, where's Luigi what happened to Luigi is he okay?
Did you film it show us what happened to IG? Okay? Okay? Shut your traps, and I'll show you let me just reverse this
And play
All right finally outside now
I can finally start my adventure my new adventure life without merry ha finally
I can finally be happy for once and live my own life
But suitcase is kind of heavy, though
Alright we're about to head into the street a stop sign that means where we have to look both ways
Lift nothing over there right over there. I guess pretty good. You can finally continue
Maybe I could sleep in like a bush or something
Who's there mario? it can't be Mario.
But I used somebody maybe somebody who the heck is that?
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!