Hello folks it is Barry here, what are you doing, do not mind stuart you know what he
is like sniffing boxes welcome to my virgin kitchen we are in the youtube space with Emma
Blackery too we are tasting some treats I have been sent from Taiwan from a Ye Fan,
Yvonne Chen, they are all in date, they are all down here, are you excited?
I am excited.
There are some in here that I have seen that you are going to love, I love everything.
First up is something called lonely god, cannot believe there are crisps called lonely god,
potato twists and they have an angel on the front cover.
How can lonely god be the translation for anything, is that something to do with doctor
who, was he not sometimes referred to as that, doctor who style crisps, a tardis comes out
with Peter Capaldi.
We can actually get inside the packet, and we are inside the tardis then we should just
go to Taiwan, they are tard crisps, they are beet tard crisps, watch emmas video and you
will know what I mean by that, stop it.
If she edits that bit out you are doomed!
Kind of weak, there is not much to them it is a poor smell if there was a lonely god
he will be disappointed with them.
Maybe that is why he is lonely.
Maybe he invented them, he offered everyone the crisps and was like no going round yours
mate.
I was about to stuff them in my mouth but thought, nope too far.
Oh quite sweet, a real sweetness to them, very sweet yeah, I am getting the loneliness
but not the godliness, that god would not be lonely for long if he handed these out.
The lonely god of sugar cubes or something like that, you can read Taiwanese, amazing.
Lonely god I bring them to field trips when in elementary school, ok, so they are definitely
not lonely then, you like them, they are genuinely nice I am now the lonely god.
If you eat too many nobody will speak to you, when you have that much power you become elevated
from humanity.
People will acknowledge you.
You have grown by a foot now, there we go.
Next up is mini egg rolls, so little rolls of egg, they look like little cigar type things,
wafer kind of snappy biscuit thing, I believe I have had those before, the regular size
is about 20cm this is a mini package.
That is not helpful, that prepares me for nothing.
Oh nice, sealed for freshness, all the way from Asia.
They look good, they look like what you make fortune cookies out of, possibly, yeah think
you could be on something there.
They are fortune cookie rolls, look through it and see your own future, wow, crumbling,
that was more crumbly than I thought, I was expecting the snap, it tastes just like a
fortune cookie, just crumblier, much more crumblier, pretty good guys like a brandy
snap but softer, I am getting a hint of egg to it, yeah it is a mini egg roll, like a
fried egg rolled up and then baked or something like that.
They are great.
Next up has no English on it whatsoever which is extremely useful when you have 3 english
people reviewing stuff.
This is apparently a quai quai a ki ki maybe?
Coconut cookies, I hate coconut, I hate coconut too, so brilliant.
No English and it has a bucked teeth pirate on the front, holding a traffic light, and
they are all green, he causes accidents, he runs around, he just runs around like a little
scamp saying you can go now, you can go too, hahahahaha worst traffic warden ever.
They look like quavers, puffy coconut quavers, they look like warts, wartsits, yes!
Another hybrid, they have this horrible sheen to them, do not know if you can make that
out at home, very shiny like it has a syrup on the top.
Lets get this over with, yum, urgh, you do not like that, it has just gone, it is not
the coconut its also just like a potato, some sort of opps, Its coconut!
Oops!
Its coconut!
I think they shininess is the coconut, there is sugar going on, a sugar outer layer and
then the minute you get through that it sort of disintegrates.
Stuck in my tooth never to return, but they are not cookies, that was a lie, you lied!
Do you Taiwanese people call cookies crisps or something let us know down below and all
that stuff, we need to know, lies all lies!
Next up are these peacock biscuits, what, oh they are nothing to do with peacock.
It would be amazing if there was a big peacock in it, there is not dead bird lol.
That is a shame, looks like some sort of cracker, just looks like a normal biscuit doesn�t
it there is a peacock, just the logo since 1969 before that he was a man, it is just
a biscuit, it does not seem to have any butter so it will not be a moist biscuit, like a
crispy biscuit, look at me working out the biscuit I am a connoisseur oh my gosh little
bit damaged in packaging they are a biscuit and they snap, I wonder if they are cheesy
or something.
No just a biscuit.
I just inhaled whatever that was, whatever it was is right up my nose, wow I am getting
a very subtle flavour of mini cheddars or something.
Yeah, coming through right at the end, oh they remind me of the little sticks you would
put in chocolate dip, they taste a bit like a stick.
Not bad a little bit of cheese running through it, this whole video is me eating while you
guys describe.
I have noticed a thing with the Taiwanese stuff you eat them and they disappear into
nothing.
Yeah, the minute it hits your tongue its gone and evaporates, where is it going let us know
down below.
Next up by select 7 this appears to be two types of jerky, we have chicken no we have
not we have beef and pork, oh yeah there are pictures of the animal.
A pig and a unicorn, I usually avoid animal, are you a vegetarian, mostly, I say mostly
but for me I cannot really turn this down because it is Taiwanese, I have never had
jerky in my life either, oh really this is the first time, I feel quite privileged, no
no it is ok I eat fish sometimes I do not know what I am doing, definitely going to
have a cow lump, oh my god, is it hairy, oh no that is the fibre stuff.
Not like pork scratching when you get the hair on it, oh god it does not smell to good
this is not the best way to baptise yourself into meat again, teriyaki cardboard to me,
yeah here are the pig strips, very processed, yeah not liking the pig one, it does not taste
of pig at all just sugar, oh no there is an after taste it is not so good that, it could
just be rubber that, possibly, it is sort of a sugar rubber, but the pig did not need
to die, we will build him back together nobody will notice, in the field, the farmer will
be fine with that right, we need to have a talk Barry, you know that dog your parents
said went off to the farm.
Next up is noodle oodles, has a prince on the front, not prince the singer, or the fresh
prince of bel air, oh no it could be the fresh prince, now this is a story all about how
my life got flipped upside down, and then noodles, that�s it then noodles is how it
ends.
Little prince noodles original flavour, oh little prince it is the musician, flavoured
noodles no need to cook them apparently, we just stick them in our hands, and then into
our mouths, they look like the worms you find in your dogs butt, but not my dogs butt princes
dog, looks a bit like toenail clippings, oh herbs, escaped from a pot noodle without being
cooked, that is really nice, I was expecting something a bit Bombay mix, oh man you probably
could put them in water too, yeah, not sure if it is chicken but there is definitely some
sort of stock thing with herbs crunch loving it.
Alright so we are letting Emma finish off prince that could be taken so many different
ways, we are now going to have a pineapple cake, which apparently is very popular in
Taiwan most tourists buy them and they do different types of sweet and sour ones, excited
by this guys?
I am still enjoying prince in my mouth, I like pineapple I like cake, trying to avoid
the prince innuendos, I cannot swallow, prince will not like that, oh man!
Wow it is like childbirth, it is like a cake, oh god flaky and spongey, good god, oh it
has the syrup stuff in the middle, I am going to let you guys break that up, mr kipling
would not be amused, come on pull some off, pull some of prince off, join in Stuart, I
am not falling for that one again!
That was a hell of a stag weekend.
Oh wow, texture is odd, very nice you can see why the tourists go wild for that, I love
pineapple so for me this is better than prince.
Princepapple, no.
Shut up barry, the hybrids are just there.
You are not going to be able to make a new cronut.
Purple rain purple rain.
Lemon cream wafers here, very bland packaging like a tesco value thing going on, that is
it, Asda value I am eating prince again sorry.
Can you finish prince off, its ok prince is done, prince is done.
It took a while, he is smoking a cigarette down below, right I thought you would never
offer, what was this again, lemon cream wafers, you can smell the cream from here thought
it is like there is a lemon tree behind us, really artificial lemon though, it smells
just like the Kentucky fried chicken cloths, we are just about to eat a towelette, I just
inhaled half a wafer up my nose, so airy, you cannot taste as much lemon as you can
smell, very mild and soothing, yes it smells a lot more lemony than it tastes.
I like it quite nice to eat, edible cleansing cloth from an indian restaurant.
It should be rebranded with an indian man on the cover presenting it to you on the plate
rather than just the green and white packaging take it up a notch.
You are selling it good, that is why he is an entrepreneur , that is good I liked it.
Dried radish cookies, Taiwan I love you guys this food is amazing so far, that is my disclaimer,
except for jerky, we should be ashamed, the pork jerky was awful Taiwan, it is awful and
you should feel awful, but the beef felt good it felt like real animal, felt good what do
you mean, I just love the texture I do not know, it felt good, I was just getting in
the zone with my r Kelly moment I always have to have one of those, dried radish cookie,
my mum said she ate them often when she was young, this is really useful information does
not tell us anything about the taste, the same packet since 1974 oh wow they do smell
kind of Asian if I can describe it like that kind of like a soy sauce smell to it, they
look like little wall tiles, you can tile your house in these, but do not as they will
rot eventually and you will eat your own walls.
Nice flavour coming through, they are really good actually, it needs something to dip them
in, yeah it needs something, you get a little soy and ginger sauce that you get from asda
or something.
I was a little bit disappointed with these actually I thought they would have a little
more spank in it, a bit more oosh, a bit more radish.
A bit more radish and spank, where you going?
Think we have lost emma stop thinking about prince.
They are slightly sweeter than I thought, too many innuendos, so apparently nice biscuits
but not as good as spanking a radish, yeah if you have a radish and slap it every hour
twice and hour you get the same satisfaction, needs more spanking and prince, needs more
prince!
Oh they are so gummy, haha last up are these, that was like the queen saying it, leave me
alone, last up are these things called fruit gummy so they are hopefully a sweet end to
this Taiwanese taste journey, gummy baby.
Says +qq on it is that not some sort of instant messaging system, sponsored by aol messenger,
you put them in your mouth and can communicate with a friend, they just look like a big boil,
yeah it does look like a big boil, can you lance that please yeah it looks like a horrible
burn, is there bits in it or is that the light, no its supposed to look like an orange I think.
Hmmm that is good, really good, firm, I think it is grape rather than blackcurrant actually,
it has a spank to it again, oh for god sake.
Spank a horseradish with a gummy vibe to it, they have grape in asia a lot.
The orange one is good you guys should try it, yeah ok, break it in half, just try and
tear it its going to go urgghhhh come on now it is so gummy, there you go take that thumb,
there we go sharing is caring, sure you want to taste that oh wow that is good right, haha
you did it in the style of a gerbil then too, it is peach flavour not orange, it is you
are right peach, that is why I like it.
So there we are then guys that is our food journey of Taiwan if you want to check out
some more videos we have done together check out Emmas channel and of course Stuarts channel
what do you think guys, I miss prince, haha best conclusion, I wish we had more prince,
needs more prince, peachy just how prince like it.