All right, we have set up hidden cameras in just a few moments.
And Emma Watson is gonna interview a nanny.
But the nanny isn't for her kids, cuz she doesn't have any kids.
The nanny is for her.
>> [LAUGH] >> And can you hear what I'm saying?
>> Yes, I can hear what you're saying.
>> Wonderful, okay.
So, our nanny is walking close to the door.
Open the door and go yohoo, I'm ready for you.
>> [LAUGH] >> Yohoo, I'm ready for you.
Hi. >> Please come in.
Sit wherever you want.
>> Please come in, sit wherever you want.
>> Okay, thank you so much.
>> Interesting choice.
>> Where do you want me to sit?
>> No, no, no that's fine.
>> No, that's fine.
>> I assume someone told you about the position.
>> I assume someone told you about this position.
>> Yes. >> Okay, so, I'm looking for a nanny.
>> Okay, so, I'm looking for a nanny.
>> But here's the thing.
Okay.
>> You'd be my nanny.
[LAUGH] >> I got the idea I was watching
The Bachelor.
>> I got the idea I was watching The Bachelor.
>> My gosh, Corinne? >> Yes, exactly.
>> Yes, exactly.
>> Yes. [APPLAUSE]
>> So hilarious, and I was like,
that's so awesome.
>> That's what I thought too.
>> Yeah. >> I started saying vagine too.
[LAUGH] >> I started saying vagine too.
[LAUGH] >> Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.
>> Tell me a tiny bit about yourself.
>> Okay, well, I've lived in Texas before, and then I moved here when I was 19.
>> Cut her off.
I got it. I got it I got it.
>> Yeah, I got it.
>> Okay. >> Okay.
>> [LAUGH] >> So you put it in their lunches?
>> The kids I've taken care of, they were for a long time.
Kids do now, so I love this.
>> So back to me, back to me.
>> Back to me. >> [LAUGH]
>> So I'm very particular.
>> I'm very particular.
>> I don't like crusts
on sandwiches.
>> I don't like crust on sandwiches.
>> I don't like milk, but I like Redbull.
>> Okay. >> You know what,
I like to go potty alone.
>> I like to go potty alone.
>> I don't need you to help me potty.
>> But I want us to be like family.
But I want us to be like family.
>> And the family that laughs together, stays together.
>> Start laughing.
Start laughing.
>> [LAUGH] >> Keep going. Keep going.
Just keep going. Keep going.
Keep laughing. >> [LAUGH]
>> Keep laughing.
Keep going.
Keep laughing.
Keep going. >> [LAUGH]
>> Keep laughing.
[LAUGH] >> Keep laughing,
get crazy with a laughter.
>> [LAUGH] >> All right, just stop right there.
Now just stop and stare.
>> [LAUGH] >> I want to be able to trust you with my
secrets.
>> I want to be able to trust you with my secrets.
>> So I'm gonna tell you something right now.
>> I've never told anyone.
>> That I've never told anyone.
[LAUGH] Now
just start
crying.
>> [LAUGH].
[LAUGH] My finger hurts.
My finger really hurts.
[LAUGH] >> It's an owie.
>> It's an owie.
[LAUGH] >> Hold your finger out.
Make it better.
>> Can you make it better?
[LAUGH] See how you don't see it.
[LAUGH] >> Say, that was a test.
You did very well.
>> [LAUGH] That was a test.
You did very well.
>> I was like, I don't see it!
>> [LAUGH] >> Hold on, what time is it?
>> Hold on.
What time is it?
>> 4:27. >> It's snack time.
>> It's snack time.
>> Snack time?
>> Open up the cabinet.
>> A treat? >> Go into the cabinet.
One of the- >> There's a lollipop in there.
It's under the coffee pot.
All right.
All right, good.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Take a, lick some of.
But.
>> Offer it to her.
>> [LAUGH] >> No thanks, I'm.
>> [LAUGH]
>> I don't eat candy.
>> Hey, I just remembered I need to text someone.
>> When I was >> Hey,
I just remembered that I need to text someone.
>> Okay, phone's over here.
Do you want me to [INAUDIBLE] for you.
>> [LAUGH] >> Act like you're looking at a text and
go, no, no, no, no.
>> No, no, no!
No! >> Throw the phone.
No. >> No!
[LAUGH]
>> And just look at the mirror and
say, mirror, mirror on the wall >> Mirror, mirror on the wall.
[LAUGH] >> Who is the best little girl
of them all?
>> Who is the best little girl of them all?
>> [LAUGH] >> You are Emma, you are.
>> You are Emma, you are.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Here's one more thing I
think you should know.
>> There's one more thing I think you should know.
>> I'm not looking for a nanny.
>> Okay. I was like, is this a joke or not?
[LAUGH] >> Yes.
You're on the Ellen show right now.
>> You're on the Ellen show.
>> My God. >> [LAUGH]
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> I was so confused.