[Music]
eminem is [ __ ] 41 ya know it's true
and his daughter haily 18
I feel so Oh lately it's like I turn on
the TV and all the athletes and pop
stars are younger than me yeah Blake
Griffin it's 25 I'm 26
we're so old I would say going to the
bathroom there's my greatest struggle we
are closer in age to Homer Simpson than
we are Bart Simpson I read on BuzzFeed
that if Bart Simpson were a human he'd
be 37 years old we are so I thought
about my dead husband today and realized
I could no longer clearly picture his
face you guys realize we've been out of
college almost as long as we were in
college I want to get a dog to be less
toy I think I'd die first and then he'd
be lost
Audrey is gonna be a mom she's our age
and she's gonna be a mom Hoppa you ready
for church I'm not your father
sorry I have dementia ever since I
started working full time two weeks ago
I automatically wake up earlier on the
weekends it's like my body knows it
knows I can't sleep at night because all
my bone spurs and my regrets yesterday
while I was [ __ ] my girlfriend she
found a great chest well they go with
the last of the molars when I smile now
I have like lines like this is normal
now in tendo 64 came out 18 years ago
you're [ __ ] lying I used to have 33
cousins the chuck-e-cheese mouth is
different now different how it's skinny
kids born in 2000 are teenagers now no
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right now doing it Kony 2012 gotta find
him where is he I don't know he's the
bad guy gotta get it at that rascal