oh it was just a dream
ocifer you're even a real cop i'm not technically a real cop but i mean they they call me up are
you gonna be able to get this open oh yeah yeah i got you i got the tools in my car all right okay
spin a globe and go wherever it lands seems kind of dangerous
north korea
give yourself an artistic sunburn what's that even mean
holy moly oh my gosh it could be worse
go get a haircut in a wig
i look so dumb i'm thinking like a buzz cute
oh this looks so good um go to olive garden and don't say stop for the grated cheese
there's no more in here but i'm driving more i appreciate you
try the new spicy ghost pepper donut from dunkin ghost pepper thank you for choosing duncan you can
order whenever you're ready yeah can i get the new spicy ghost peppered on it actually make that two
thank you okay so i'm gonna try these donuts with brian but his are gonna be a little bit more spicy
okay it's time to go get brian dude i'm at your house okay i'm recording
i got these new spicy ghost pepper donuts okay from duncan it seems really weird we're gonna
eat them we're just gonna eat them you can feel a little heat it's like it's like sweet and spicy
but they're supposed to be that spicy i'm serious it's not that sweet oh my gosh what oh my gosh
oh my gosh dude why is it so spicy though it's not that spicy what i actually like it a lot
dude that's so spicy dude
get a massage and scream in pain
oh not gonna touch that spot again has that happened before
no never that spot is so tender there's something going on there when was the last
time you saw a chiropractor wait this isn't a chiropractor eat out your friend what huh
go to subway and get it toasted until they make you stop could you touch it
a little bit more than that just a little bit more could you toast it
a little bit more than that yeah could you toast it more than that
oh i like it black you like it yeah okay
did i get it more toasted than that more time yeah okay got the fire department
uh yeah i'll take some
there you mayonnaise thank you
oh
shotgun a beer in front of a cup no no
oh oh no oh no
i'm just drinking striking yeah how many of those you had um i don't know there's my i don't know
i lost count really really how many did you drink all those not all of them now don't drink anymore
while i'm standing here okay okay okay this is non-alcoholic though you know right oh it
is zero percent alcohol it says right there you got it all over you all over yourself i
know i mean i i took a i took a big fall over here i think you guys are just having fun today
do you like chinese food i do order a steak at a steak house raw no no the 22 ounce bone-in
natural cut rib-eye booster okay how'd you like that cooked oh i don't you don't want it cooked
no i'm gonna have a wrong one yeah yeah i'll be in downstairs like not on a grill at all no just raw
are you being serious yeah yeah okay and two sides for you thank you so much
tell a barber you don't like the haircut
is it done yeah i don't know i just i just don't like it so what do you want to do
i don't know if you can do anything i don't know if you can do anything can you i mean
it's basically what you had just a little bit shorter yeah i just don't like it it's
really bad so what part love like all of it it's pretty it's literally what you just had
yeah i just don't i just don't like it do you like it no i'm just joking i don't like you
thank you for the haircut thank you so much you're welcome try to buy a stranger shoes off their feet
what are you outside for a smoke break um i wanted to know if uh yeah if i could buy your shoes uh
how does twenty bucks sound fifty a hundred why do you wanna buy them for they just look
cool they do they're they're really comfortable yeah they look comfortable what size you wear
uh i wear ten and a half are you saying half yeah that's perfect so 100 bucks you really want to buy
them yeah i want to buy them really we're going to buy them yeah i want to buy them 100 bucks
and try them on yeah make sure okay you think i could get them for 50.
yeah they're comfortable see i don't look comfortable i better hang on
100 all right yeah everybody like these shoes all right good deal
yeah with it yeah for sure you're going to miss them yeah but you got a good deal i mean
oh these are comfortable come on
go to chipotle and say no to everything
no thank you no thank you no thank you no thank you
no thank you
no i don't want any of that
no no thank you
no thank you
okay thank you thanks for nothing tape phase rug to the ceiling okay let's do it
you have anything you want to say uh i just hope i don't die
dude i don't know what i'm doing right now but i'm just taped to
a freaking ceiling help me oh god all right well
yo i hear it coming off
yo go to chick-fil-a and keep saying thank you until they don't say my pleasure back
thank you thank you my pleasure thank you so much it just really means a lot to me
thank you so much you're amazing i just
i love you thank you thank you my pleasure i'm really thankful
okay for you and this in this bag thank you thank you so much
all right thank you i'm just really thankful all right thank you
thank you deliver a burrito to space chipotle i got the burrito
it's getting bigger are you ready i'm really nervous three two one oh oh
my god so we're tracking the burritos location and we're gonna go find it
we're almost to the burrito we're so close
so he's climbing this tree because our burrito is on top of it okay
i'm up in the tree time to retrieve the burrito i got it i got are you hungry
the brian ever space burrito oh yeah it's probably out of chipotle it's out of this world
throw a birthday party for a stranger okay we're ready sir can you hold this for me thank you
happy birthday happy birthday
happy birthday thanks do you want to
make a wish you don't want it no i'm good you're not far off though it is the 27th oh
i had a birthday sash for him
oh this is cordless
ah
hey what
bet you can't break a crown royal bottle why not
test number one number three
it didn't break possible it's literally not fun
oh my gosh yeah that's definitely broken fill an air mattress with helium is this even gonna work
no way no way rub it grab it no no oh the birds are gonna be so happy
though
oh
hit a target with a plunger
no
inflate an air mattress until it
explodes
how is it how is it
those air mattresses are faulty yeah can we return that or
check for the front desk we cannot return that