Everyone, stop!
I figured out who crabbed Bill and bedazzled Ginzy!
Adam, it's over.
Not yet. You're all gonna want to see this.
Our criminal mastermind is...
Me? What are you talking about? I don't do things.
And yet you did.
[ As butler ] In order to help you understand what happened,
I shall need to take you through the events of the evening
step by step.
First, everyone showed up,
and Mrs. Schwartz was hurtful when she said,
"You look like Fred Savage at the Emmys."
I don't think I said it like that.
And Mr. Lewis was all,
"Jimminy Criminy! We're here for the murder!"
Kid's a regular Rich Little.
Then Virginia arrived with her deadly mushroom cups.
They weren't deadly. They were a hit.
Well, I think the whole evening was delicious.
Just to reiterate, my first name is John.
Then Dad ruined the game 'cause he wasn't paying attention.
No one could tell, but he felt bad!
Your father doesn't feel regret.
Or shame or modesty or common social decency.
Not typically, but tonight,
he wanted to fix things and didn't know how.
He did know Bill had a mild allergy,
so he killed the lights...
[ All gasp, exclaim ]
...and smashed a light bulb
for dramatic effect! [ Glass shatters ]
Under cover of darkness, he grabbed a crab cake
and jammed it into a mushroom cup.
Bill took a bite and went down.
[ Groans ]
I suppose that makes some sense, but what about my coat?
Simple.
While we were all busy bickering --
"Your tile's hideous." "There's no crab heaven."
"I enjoy her shape" --
That gave Dad time
to find the closest thing he could to a weapon...
Mom's bedazzling gun.
[ Gasps ] Murray.
Is that true?
What gave me away? [ Thunder crashes ]
The mid-party bath.
You were so overheated by frolicking amok,
committing heinous acts, you had to cool your body down.
Murray, you could've seriously hurt Bill.
Nah, I saw him accidentally eat some popcorn shrimp
at a Sixers game.
I figured it was worth it. For fun like that,
you can play fast and loose with my life anytime.
Wait. Y-You all had a good time?
Big time. So much.
I need all your numbers.
My coat is still ruined.
But why? Why did you do this?
I guess I just felt bad
that I screwed up your big night.
That is the sweetest thing you have ever done for me.
Really?
[ Wreckless Eric's "Whole Wide World" playing ]
For the ones you love,
you got to step out of your comfort zone,
even when all you can do is own up to your mistakes.
You okay, kiddo?
No.
I screwed up college again.
I'm not pre-med. I'm not pre-anything.
Mm. That's okay.
♪ And she probably lives in Tahiti ♪
You'll figure it out.
What if I don't?
I already went down one wrong path with music.
What if it happens again?
It might.
Well, that's not comforting at all.
Life's full of a million paths.
I'm still trying out new ones myself.
Really? Sure.
Your major doesn't matter.
What matters is your passion,
and that, you got tons of.
I guess.
I know.
And you should probably use some of it
to fix what happened with your brother.
In that moment, Erica realized
what Pops had been trying to say all along.
There was one way only she could help Barry.
Please. I need this class.
Mr. Goldberg, I've made up my mind.
Reconsider. I'm sorry?
Exhibit A, Barry's last test --
the highest grade in the entire class.
Exhibit B, a letter from Dr. Milgrom
certifying Barry's internship this summer.
And Exhibit C, Barry's time card
from Abbington Memorial, where he volunteers.
What's your point? My point is,
Barry's always wanted to be a doctor,
and he's gonna be a damn good one.
Are you really gonna take his future from him
because of my screw-up?
Wow. You advocated for your brother
better than he could for himself.
I wrote an apology rap.
Yeah, which I don't want to hear again.
You're back in. Now please leave.
Turns out the best way to figure out what's right for you
is by seeing strengths in others.
Erica, wait.
Thank you.
It's the least I could do,
since I almost ruined your life over a severed foot.
Well, I appreciate it.
Did you ever consider being a lawyer?
Not really. Well, you should,
because you were really impressive back there.
I kind of was, wasn't I?
Truly. And whatever it is you do decide to do,
I-I know you'll be awesome at it. 00:04:11.042,00:00:00.000 ♪ I'd go the whole wide world ♪