set yo charli's today you'll be taking a
lie-detector test
so traumatic this is pretty dramatic
dramatic one of you will be hooked up to
the machine and the other will conduct
the interview and then you'll switch so
who wants to go first this was a
terrible idea
it's nice to know a computer from 1984
[Laughter]
okay hi Seth hi Sharlee Sharlee
don't ask me if I've seen that thing is
your name Seth Rogen it is
you get a real-time results have you
ever smoked weed are you nervous I am
are you you're Canadian
correct I am a dual citizen yeah is it
true that Canadians are nicer than
Americans I think they are who do you
think is even nicer Canadian yeah Ryan
Reynolds or Ryan Gosling I'm gonna say
Ryan Reynolds and I say that cuz I've
never never I mean Gosling
who's that true it is true that's true
yeah you may be nervous I don't know if
I am or not I have that Ryan Reynolds
did you feel like 'full he's a lot nicer
than a guy that handsome needs to be so
he's as nice as a short do you think
Canadians are more attractive than
Americans modest not as a real Canadian
politicians are more attractive than
American politicians yes
[Laughter]
this guy's hard to read are you upset
that this Canadian never asked you to be
on his show cheap I mean I've hosted his
show but I'm not Florin I'm not upset
that I am I upset I haven't been a cast
member on us built though that I would
not do good at that but he is lovely
he's been very nice to me Lauren there's
not a lot of Canadian Jews so you stick
together quit wouldn't you meet one okay
focus
right
his Canadian bacon better than American
bacon no return to my own country
Canadian Bacon's weird it's ham I'll
just come clean
it's HAP know is ham
it's ham in a pan it's pan ham
it's like British bacon that floppy it's
like a floppy disk you weren't thinking
to be crispy and I'm sorry Canadian you
grew up doing karate in Canada yes I did
yes did you think karate was cool I did
the karate was cool the karate kid was
one of my favorite movies were you more
of a Danny Larusso or a Johnny Lawrence
type fighter you know I got into karate
because I liked Danny Larusso but as I
did karate more I learned I was more of
Cobra Kai yeah we swept the foot we did
foot sweeps are you a black belt no I
was a brown belt
sounds raised did you click it over
there
what's the click okay do you think you
could beat me in a fight no definitely
not
I truly don't think I can if I'd like an
implement a stick bowling pin or
something did you begin your career
doing stand-up I did is it true your mom
drove you to your first stand-up she did
you met your writing partner Evan
Goldberg in berm it's for class right I
did was his bar mitzvah more fun than
yours probably because he had fake
tattoo guy at his Bar Mitzvah and I had
square dancing teacher at my bar mitzvah
if you were ever gonna ask a kid what
school or fake tattoo guy or square to
teach a guy a big fake tattoo guy do you
think he became a man after
I become okay still your best friend
yeah
no you and Evan we're also both writers
on Ali G show we were yeah is that where
you met your wife sort of someone who
worked on that show introduced me to my
wife was this her first major role
it was Trixie geeks a little I am do you
stay in touch with the other actors I do
I've talked to both of them in the last
month I would say do you think it was
canceled too soon I do think it was
canceled too soon
and I didn't yell up the guy who
canceled in actually backstage at SNL
once is there a reunion in the works no
no did I do if you had to set me up with
one of your former co-stars who would it
be
Jason Mantzoukas does Zac Efron or Nick
Kroll that's a good question
probably weirdly Mantzoukas yeah he's
great
you'll meet him tonight actually maybe
maybe maybe it's a set up but I'm sorry
to crawl in sack thanks to young for you
right bye-bye
sorry son see
are you high right now and don't
lie on you right now no no I thought I
got nervous maybe because I thought I
might have we smoked we together I think
so probably right you know do you think
I'd be fun to be high with yes more fun
than this person in some ways that's
true it is yeah I that's a compliment
yeah that is a compliment you bring
different things to the table okay what
about this person David Arbor he's
amazing he is we flew back on an
airplane with him recently yeah yeah
more more fun me or him you were more
fun than David Harbor he's great yeah
what what about him what about this guy
post Malone I'm more fun or is he more
fun to be high with I would rather hang
out with you this is amazing
yeah he's telling the truth it is I mean
it's fun it's like
thank God
okay or how about this guy this is a
tough one focus is this what Michael
Cera looks like now I hope I'm never
deposed okay do you think this this
person Michael no did he really inhale
did he actually inhale do you think he
probably smoked weed come on this guy
I'm not being constant okay yes I do
think Bill Clinton in ales
have you given your dark dog Zelda weed
once weed smoke in her face and then she
stare me in the eyes and no probably not
if you do do it outside okay at any
point during this interview did you lie
no and we didn't catch you just be
honest
be cool if I could be in the lie
detector we didn't lie my good skills
that one's let me try to beat it has to
be something and I just want to see if I
can beat this dude do you have a double
D sighs breast yeah unfortunately maybe
so that's not a good I'm a big B or a
small t
are you a Russian polish eighty year old
woman yes no dice Oh see okay thank God
but one day I will okay ready
are you ready yes I'm ready
is your name Charlize Theron yes yes
Charlie stone yes are you nervous right
now no I don't think so no you don't
care about this let's get started you
were born in South Africa is that
correct yes but you don't have a South
African accent right now yes is that
because you have a good pretend American
accent and you're just doing it all the
time
no really I learned English like an
American okay what's the most South
African thing you could say right now
South African or Afrikaans just a South
African thing yeah we'll get dog what's
the most stuff that for good thing you
can say right now let's have a look at
Brian tonight I is that is that the most
South African thing she could have said
in this moment okay good
how would the computer it would know if
you do somewhere in your head there was
a more South Africa moment
you should be can offer cons right I do
yes can you tell me what you think of me
in our pecans I think I said by aleca oh
and yes byah byah snarks he's definitely
50 stocks the yen 20 stocks the meat so
that I came and yeah how fun a big here
to work
who's that right ha do i stocks that's
right you do snobs do you think it's
fair that I'm in the Lion King and
you're not I do think that's completely
fair Dave Matthews is also South African
yes I think so
I think he's half South African no I
love Dave Matthews and a three-day
Matthew songs crash this is Dave is
watching this don't worry about it do
you like Dave Matthews yes I do but you
don't know three of his songs so that's
okay what about Diane thwart the
untoward yes yes I like the untwist what
concert would you rather go see with me
Deanne bored or Dave Matthews Odeon
would you you would enjoy
I would like Deanne toward the end with
you Dave Matthews concert
they're amazing yeah you can't be
married to a Jewish woman and not have
been dragged to a few Dave Matthews
concert tell me about it these are
photos of you in 1996 in 2019 are you
aware that you have not aged
I just have a live look are you aware
that you see yes or no no I've aged okay
I have aged are you a vampire
no I've aged how can you be a man just
know I'm not a vampire a lot of people
have been talking about it this whole
thing was reverse engineered for us to
find a chance to ask you if you're a
vampire I am NOT a vampire you won the
Oscar for Best Actress in 2004 is that
correct yes where do you keep your Oscar
in the TV room is your Oscar your most
prized possession now but it's not fun
right no okay people says if money never
got tough though would you consider
selling your Oscar that's tough I
wouldn't want to right now
you can borrow it for okay thank you do
you think I would be a good Oscar host
yes thank you we share some intimate
scenes in our film do we yes am i a
better kisser than Vin Diesel
I don't want to know the answer to that
yes you are thank you God do you have a
photo of Vin Diesel just in case nobody
knows who we carry them everywhere I
have a stack of a door
what about this person uh you know she's
a good kisser she is a very she Chris
christina ricci she's a very good kisser
what about this man I would say it's a
tie good I'll take it
move on don't don't answer that there
you go again so I don't give a you
don't give a do you think I'm a
better singer than this man no good I
don't know sorry it's that's mcFarland
yes yes no he's an amazing singer yeah
sorry
have you ever been on a dating app no
have you ever gotten too drunk on the
first date
yes too stoned yes
you were mentioned in the German song
Omega bike or leg ah I was apparently
let's listen to it
yeah that sounds like the last thing my
grandmother heard
by parties miss promise he stars we
Beyonce older Charlize Theron which
translated means at parties with
celebrities and stars like Beyonce and
Charlize Theron so have you ever been at
a party with Beyonce yes who do you
think would win a beer pong me you or
Beyonce I think me
at any point during this interview did
you lie we didn't catch you no I did not
lie nice we did mic drop