i got to learn javascript
y'all like them but i do we all just
heard you hollering up a storm backstage
well i didn't have it then bill i'm not
here to look after y'all
you're not
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you got somebody to do that for you john
you got a wife somewhere you remember
that
what if i didn't there's too many f's in
that sentence
only one actually there's only one if in
that sentence june
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what was i thinking i must have been
crazy
oh my god melanie carmichael
will you marry me
are you sure i mean are you really sure
because if you're not sure we can just
go back to the car
no hey genius
next time you lock somebody out make
sure they don't know where the spare key
is hidden
hi woods comma l watch this
i think i dropped something on the floor
that i need to pick up so you
bend and snap
you see i believe in the voters they
understand that elections aren't just
popularity contests
they know this country was built by
people just like me
who work very hard and don't have
everything handed to them on a silver
spoon
i don't know what you're referring to
but maybe if certain older
wiser people hadn't acted like such
little babies and gotten so mushy
then everything would be okay and i
think certain older people
like you and your colleague shouldn't be
letching after their students
especially when some of them can't even
get their own wives pregnant
and they certainly shouldn't be making
slanderous accusations
especially when certain young naive
people's mothers are paralegal
secretaries at the city's biggest law
firm and have won many
successful lawsuits and if you want to
keep question me like this
i won't continue without my attorney
present cat
car
meow
followed by s think s
come on girl yes
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drinks
drinks you got it that's it
um the cat
drinks
milk you're such a coward look at
yourself
shaking is that what you came to tell me
i'm sorry yeah you're completely
up
get out
touch me don't touch me
don't touch me sebastian
yeah what your problem is you take
yourself way too seriously
i do not yes you do
you should try to lighten up i am
lighting can we drop this
fine
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cut it out
i'm sorry but you're not my type
honestly
honestly you're smart you're beautiful
determined listing my qualities on your
fingers is not gonna get you anywhere
with me
the best you can hope for is my
friendship and you're really walking a
fine line at that
oh god we are
we're like stuck in nerdville
i knew you'd pay a price for this
i knew you couldn't be so hoped to see
geek ridden for so long without
suffering some really tragic
consequences
but it's just not fair i was getting
really popular and debbie russell had
transferred to another school
and my skin was really great since march
mark davis was finally starting to come
around hello mary sue
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you're all right maureen
i don't know
so you don't know anything anymore
i wonder that all i can think about is
packing my bags and catching the first
bus
and then the next minute i'm afraid that
once i get out in the world it's gonna
eat me alive
it's dumb marie you got a scholarship to
duke and you're gonna live in the dorm
nothing's gonna eat you mama do i have
to wear a skirt
uh-huh well who's so important that i
have to wear a skirt young lady when
your mama tells you to do something you
don't stand around asking her reasons
you smell good i mean i don't stink
anymore
it's the vietnamese pot belly pig
darling pets
don't you don't you
stop scound patrick you're such a grinch
what does mr grinch want for christmas
and don't say breast implants again i
don't think we should see each other
anymore
but your friends are my friends and my
friends are your friends
i really don't think it would work what
do you want me to do
what is it that you want if you really
want to do something for me then stop
making this scene right now
oh god i can't do this i'm leaving
assess the situation and uh going
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you