top of the morning to you laddies my
name is jacksepticeye and welcome back
to wha-ho welcome back to Norman Reedus
and his amazing fetus the don't you see
I got 12,000 likes since I was away oh
my god
I've never got that long that's amazing
thanks gamers they could really do it
it's been a hard day wait is there
chiral crystal here Oh
Krypton my oh is it what's the thing
whole the whole square to pick up this
games being a little weird right now um
let's see if I can pick this up and put
it on my shoulder no I can't carry on
tool rack there we go
nice what if I Auto sort my cargo and
they're just like okay bye mama yeah so
we're taking mama to see her sister luck
no was that her name also yes I don't
use the traversal system exactly like
it's intended to be everyone keeps
saying things like you do realize that
you can like plan your route and go
around here and the time fall bla bla
bla
none of it matters very little of it
matters it gets you like a tiny bit more
likes at the end of the day but overall
most things in this game is just like
yeah just go here whatever way you can
there are slightly faster ways of doing
it you know what I don't care a plane
test render way I want to and it's fun
again these time fall shelters I mean
they protect your carico sure but I like
just running I need to go back here and
get my legs though but Jack you're
worried your legs
ohoho Oh contraire Mon frère I need
better legs I make delivery
no this is my PCC no I'm not delivering
that giving it to somebody else
that I put it in my private Locker
floating carrier PCC uh oh wait no the
legs are back in the other place
I'll flippy dippy fine I'll just make
new ones
I'll make new legs better legs they're
gonna have a pool table and everything
you guys are gonna be very impressed
what did I have my private Locker now
that I'm actually looking at it a ladder
yet we'll take you and put you on our
suit because that might be handy repair
spray pc1 yeah it could take a float and
carrier with me but if I I want to see
if I can use zip lines with momma on my
back if I can it'll make life a lot
easier I probably can't though all right
cam down mama it's like why do we need
to bring you with me like this kid don't
your legs work I can use a vehicle with
momma on it oh oh oh yeah
oh mama oh mama all right where are we
going where we going gamers um what is
the best way of going here not where
that's telling me to go that's for sure
you can remove all markers how many
times did I say I wish I could just
remove all markers and the game had it
all along and everyone was yelling at me
a long time cool okay we're gonna go
here so I want to go through this way
first and then we're gonna go here we're
basically gonna try and make it across
this I'll come up to this road actually
look at me planning my route I'm using
Google Maps instead of ways because ways
[ __ ] sucks
and don't even get me started on uber
using their own map every time you get
into an uber and someone's using an uber
map instead of Google Maps I'm just like
s MH my head okay
why do you have any criteria for
delivery like don't mess you around
don't [ __ ] you up
don't get your legs broken oh my god can
I even go the way I have planned
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time fall storms time falls with the
great cargo containers yeah I know game
okay ouch ouch you go there you out you
the tiniest of rocks are the biggest of
enemies okay I can go that way okay good
oh god no oh no this is where I got
stuck before
okay okay okay just go just oh god no
this is this is it this is it this is
the worst and the bike jump go go yeah
please just wait is there so much pee
there that's mean
whoever's thingy that is
Oh God are we gonna run into be teased
here I'm not even going the direction
they said I was gonna go no cuz this map
is all different than what I had
initially thought I can't go up there
okay I'm gonna do it properly I have my
own way of getting around the world the
Jack septic method it's awful and it
takes a lot more time but you really get
a sense of pride in accomplishment when
you finish it
hey where is my America's what am i
doing you can pick up those crystals
while you're on the bike come on Samwise
I might even bringing her to see her
sister does this even the direction of
going thanks mama
wait what was your real name Marv
Lincoln more Lincoln or something
okay cuts across there take it nice and
easy nice and easy does it
hey hey hey hey it'll be nice can they
hide under a shelter and take shelter
for ages where am i all my bridges back
there okay got it I needed to get out of
the rough rocks
you know what now I'm playing the game
paranoid because of the way people are
judging the way I play it but you know
what [ __ ] that I'm not playing the game
just to please other people I also go
just gonna do it the way I feel is
necessary so if you don't like the way
I'm doing things there are plenty other
playthroughs to watch but if you
appreciate me and my commentary and what
we're doing here
then welcome hi I hope you're having a
good time this is why a lot of people
don't do long Let's Plays anymore
because everyone's just tired of
backseat gaming okay
all right we're making some sort of
progress now yeah okay this is better
it's not exactly what I'm Eric but it's
good enough can I not go up with you on
the bike
hey the time fall is gone
I said I'm sorry mama hey the time falls
back get up rocks apparently oh they
also said that they composure on the
game said that they're working with the
people's songs okay that made it so much
worse they're working with the people
whose songs are in the game to see if
they can license them and not get
copyright claims okay you know what mama
we're getting off the bike
I appreciate your bike though thank you
flex miss I appreciate it thank you very
much but a warrior must go his own way
how much do you weigh I'm holding 81
kilos right now I can deduce how much
the other cargo is worth to get your
weight but you know what it's rude it's
rude to figure out how much you weigh so
I'm not gonna do that okay how far do we
have to go
nevermind we're just not gonna find out
cuz I'm gonna fall over some two
kilometers to go I should have brought
the bike chiral crystals there I should
get them but also and I already have a
lot which makes a lot of weird noises I
don't like them I got my septic juice
back it's going to help us this is cosy
though when you're watching these videos
anybody who's like really into it
watches each episode what what do you do
when you watch these cuz I'm always
curious cuz I don't watch long Let's
Plays on YouTube anymore so I'm curious
how people interact with them you like
snow get up in blankets now are you
watching it while you do work are you
drawing are you making music are you
well I guess listening to something
while you have to do something
auditory as well it's kind of hard but
at least for me it is
are you watching them because you have
nothing else going on tonight
okay bridges ever since
I know that might sound better
me too
who's just telling me all of this I
don't sleep anymore I can't really it
was almost crushed to death by a bridge
I'm not picking up stuff along the way
by the way because I can't I can't carry
anything on my back anymore cuz they
already have a piece of cargo there so
we'll go on empty-handed on this I saw I
also saw I mentioned it last time but
people are still talking about it how
just in case you weren't aware that
people wondering why time fall happens
and an age is stuff but you can walk
through rivers and stuff that it says in
the records that time fall turns to
regular water after it hits the ground
something got to do with the way it
interacts with particles because the
time fall clouds are basically like
interdimensional clouds filled with Chi
Rayleigh Oh Oh God can they go up that
mountain people are also asking why I
don't fast travel for some of the
missions you can't fast travel if you
have gear on you so if I fast travel
with a load I can't I can only fast
travel as Sam and can't bring anything
with me but yeah I hope that you're
enjoying the series thank you anybody
who watches it and I hope that you're
doing well thanks mama and you too at
home that's what I was actually gonna
say that I know a lot of people watch
YouTube and especially these longer
episodes because they just don't have
much going on and they want people to
talk to and they want to hang out with
people so I hope you're doing okay
hope that you're hanging in there and
you're doing well god oh I have to go a
really long way for this oh you have to
go all the way back through there I
can't get over the mountain take mama to
meet Locke now this is one of the longer
ones I don't think I can fast travel
with her on my back
huh this is my shelter this is the one
that D Hodgman asked me to put down I
think this is my generator as well so I
want to see if I can get a vehicle out
of it or at least fabricate a new one
that's IDs don't have this has two likes
but this one doesn't because I think
everyone has one here because the game
makes you put one down
well doesn't make you but you can no I
wanted to keep that carriage okay so
some other people have their stuff in
here
it's 100% got it thank you I would like
this maybe I should get take the car and
or the bike and go back to the road area
god this game is gorgeous you know what
this is a good game I don't care what
anybody says about what type the game it
is and the the sort of stuff like it's a
walking salmon everything's like sure
but it's it's supposed to be isn't it
that's what it wants to be so okay I'm
gonna remove all my markers that now
that I know how and we're gonna go back
down here cuz there's roads all the way
back mister I don't know we're going
this way anyway
it's gonna be a long trek mama and even
if we could fragile jump the whole way
there I kind of like traveling
I like the exploring I like the
meditative nature of this game my gosh
straight back down to where I came from
just wasted so much time I was like
right over there the other side of the
river a little bit ago a little bit ago
I like big boys itty-bitty boys
Mississippi boys in a city boys little
either with a bowtie get your nails in
let it blow dry y'all ever listen to Liz
oh [ __ ] rocks she rocks like these
rocks I'm making this so much harder
than it needs to be what am i doing it's
like how many have you played like
Skyrim this way where you can just go
around and everything's fine you can go
around the thing in Skyrim or you can
just try and climb over the entire
mountain but climbing over the entire
mountain as mountain is harder and it
takes way longer but it's the principle
that counts because it's just a straight
line that's how my brain works
that's all my primitive primitive monkey
brain works god I need to get my truck
back
the bikes [ __ ] suck
[Music]
get out over this go go go
can you can you go yeah makes no sense
it just suddenly is like okay I go
thanks Joker rules and won't let me like
you there you go
where you can just hold it to get max
likes instead of having to click it
constantly kijima this is not how likes
work you can't just spam them it
trivializes them then if I can give 400
likes to one thing it makes less sense
just one like per thing cuz then it
means more you also can't rate things
badly if they're in a terrible location
then it's a game even allows you to put
things in terrible locations but I know
that's the point you're not supposed to
be able to give negative interactions
and stuff what if there's like a troll
bridge somewhere
[Music]
it's not red we can get out over it
hella yang
uh-oh come on he wouldn't turn cuz he's
too much weight on the back good
dammit god no the roads raised yo I mean
I know it's goofy but it moved out of
the way when I touched it oh my god
controlling this is really bad I just
bang off everything
all right we can't go Mac speed on the
road then I guess early it's just a
tease just preemptively that road didn't
go very far preemptively go against the
turns all right where does this next
road begin they don't shut the roads on
the map you think like where people have
them built I think the next road is over
here somewhere
wait am i logged into the server that's
that's a big thing I need to know okay I
am oh no oh no oh my god
oh my god she's stuck underwater she's
literally drowning right now oh I didn't
realize oh god oh god mama mama mama Oh
for [ __ ] sake I'm sorry no I'm
drowning you even more I know my let my
level is my stress levels going up as
well okay I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I
did not know it looked fine it looked
okay eyyy mama said I'm sorry mama I
never meant to hurt you I never meant to
make you cry but that I really never
caused it okay we good
Jesus well I lost my bike I'm trying but
I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] nothing to say on
that one gamers except a big ol yikes I
guess I should go back and get a bike or
a truck a truck would be ideal
god damn it a tiny little patch of red I
could have just come over here and
everything would have been fine but no
big daddy's smart brain had to be a dumb
dumb
who's near pylons for [ __ ] sake is
this a thing I don't have I have to do
anything with that
well back to square one I guess and I'm
supposed to turn off sooner and go back
there but I want to go down and see how
my generators doing I want to see how
many likes it has I think that's the one
that's getting me the most lights is
yeah this is the one right I hope it has
a lot it's so excited I'm so excited to
see how my project is doing
it's like when you upload a video and
you're like oh it's my video doing well
and you're like oh thank god how many
likes this I have oh 70 1400 oh I
thought it would have a lot more oh my
god it is literally just like doing
YouTube videos you don't realize how
many youtubers upload something you
think that after a while of uploading
stuff and you get like similar views all
the time whatever you think that
youtubers would eventually be just
looking at it going like oh yeah that's
normal but no almost every single video
a youtuber uploads regardless of how
long they've been doing it they'll
always sit down and check it and be like
okay thank god it's doing good that
makes me happy
we're just kind of [ __ ] up because it
gets in your head so much and then
there's something that you work so
[ __ ] hard on there's something that
you spend so long doing or you're so
excited about and then you uploaded and
it gets like half of what you normally
do and you're like oh and it just
demoralizes you that happened with me
recently in the the Halloween video I
uploaded because I did the the silent
movie puppet show kind of thing and I
was super excited to do it it's it's not
like the best video ever made or even
the best video on my channel rain like
that but it was quirky it was unique it
was different I had never uploaded
anything like that before except maybe
two years ago with the JJ pumpkin
carving and it was a JJ video the
Jameson Jackson alter-ego which I was
really excited to delve more into
and it spent a long time recording it
way way longer than what the video
actually ended up at and then Robyn
spent so long editing it and there's so
much cool stuff in it and then it got
like half the normal views a video would
do I was just like oh man I mean people
are not obliged to watch every single
thing I upload of course I'm not gonna
sit back and be like oh that's like go
watch it you have to watch what I upload
but it was just cuz it was different and
unique and I was really excited about it
and then to see it get half the views in
or B dozen like home but it's kind of
the same with like they some of the
interview things I do cuz I just think
the conversation is great not this
celebrity ones those are just an
incredible thing that I get to do and
I'm so happy that I get to do them and I
I try not to do anybody that I wouldn't
like to meet but when I upload like the
one with like Troy and Matt Mercer it's
like so few people watch them compared
to a regular video and again that's fine
if you're not into it
oh [ __ ] but at the same time they
they're they're very different they have
a lot of unique elements to them god
there are a lot different than a regular
video and they're just super unique and
I think there's really good conversation
in them but they're still worth doing
because the people who watch them and
like them seem to really like them and
it's not all about views and that's the
important part at the end of the day the
Jay Jay video is something I remember
doing and it's something that I'm very
proud of making and the interviews and
those types of things are videos that I
think a lot of people really click with
they're very different types of videos
but they they have a very unique element
to them hey boys this is some regular
ASP orders and the conversation that's
in them no they're not those wheels no
the conversations that's in them really
seems to click with people I get so many
messages from people being like man I
just really needed this video today
because I was having a hard time and
hearing people I look up to talk about
genuine things and be so into it and
just talk like regular people really
lifted my spirits to let me know that
it's going to be okay and that's exactly
the type of conversation I want to
happen in those videos that was my
prerequisite for making them is to not
talk about people not talk to famous
people for why they're famous but to
bring everybody down to a base human
level to be like okay why do you do what
you do and why are you in this line of
business and what makes you tick and how
are you human and relate people to each
other to show you that because one thing
that always clicked with me was watching
some like Ryan Reynolds interviews or
Chris Evans or people like that who I
really look up to and really respect and
admire for the level they're at in their
work and then to hear them talk about
anxiety and nerves and how they get
scared of doing things cutter Chris
Evans almost didn't do Captain America
because he was so scared and anxious of
it and didn't know if it was a good call
and
he talked about getting really anxious
in his work I think was just sitting
there like holy [ __ ] I get really
anxious doing my work half the time I
don't even know what I'm doing but
people don't always know that and that's
why I like doing those interviews it's
not cloud chasing or trying to show off
like oh look who I know or anything like
that I just want to people I really
highly respect and admire and talk to
them about what they do and really
relate them to people and show that like
yeah we do this stuff but we're human at
the end of the day too I think that's
important especially with social media
and online culture people often forget
that were people my work is one thing
you can talk about my work all day and
criticize it and chat about it and say
that I'm doing things wrong or doing
things a certain way whatever but it's
when you start talking about my personal
life and being like oh you're these
actions are wrong and how dare you hang
out with these people and oh you believe
this bla bla bla bla bla that's when it
starts becoming a problem no connecting
zip points so I can use you with Mama
damn I should have done that already
then back in the other place but you
know what we got good conversation out
of it and that's why I like about this
game I miss doing it let's play like
this where we just kind of sit and chat
and get a nice vibe going talk to each
other okay scan again fast
whoa okay that was close done okay these
guys are scary hi mama
a little burrito these guys are scary
because these are the guys with actual
guns I don't think I can actually get
over these clips either people were
saying that some of them mountains in
the area in the game you can technically
climb op them if you have enough ladders
but eventually you hit a wall or it's
like outside permitted construction area
which i think is kind of [ __ ] I
don't like that there's limits on it
wait
there is an Isis can it from here I
don't think so there is another zip line
right there if I could connect a zip
line here somewhere but it's right in
mule territory we might just have a
chance or maybe if I go back this way
and go up higher can I go up there
now this is planning I want to do this
right because this area really messed me
up the last time and I don't want to die
in here again I didn't die actually I've
just failed my mission if I died I could
have repatriated
what's that like dicted and I could pick
up some crypto by Oates because people
who are rightfully saying that even if
you don't eat the crypto buy oats
immediately they're still very useful to
have on you to eat later and that's very
true especially if an you get hot in a
hot bother can you claim that any camp
headed boy Sam ways take the ring to
Mordor
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-doo-doo-doo-doo god I want to watch
Lord of the Rings now [ __ ] still can't
see it this is the problem with these
zip lines need line-of-sight for them I
mean which makes perfect sense
how high up here could I get oh yes
these mountains are still kind of
blocking stuff though only have one
ladder on me don't I yeah
let's see let's not go there oh it does
but not all the way it's at the top okay
take your time Sam we have we have we've
all day yeah don't fall over though what
are you doing
falling over yeah I know but I told you
not to do that that should be good
I hope wait yeah don't the ladders
degrade in time fo what oh [ __ ] this is
a bad idea don't go there don't go there
I'm dismantling my ladder because it's
not good I might have to go around Oh
baby I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
sorry
there we go
Oh Mama's talking jewel there you go
there you go
I'll do it right this time I bought the
collector's edition for this game as
well I think that would be like my third
copy of the game but yeah it will be
I got a review copy I got the copy from
Sony in the really cool box that we got
and now I've bought the collector's
edition I guess you could say that I
like the game but I wanted to
collector's edition just so I could get
the BB like the actual pod now this is
just becoming a thing of I want to just
explore to see what's up here it's not
even about a better route it's also
about that but Sam you were a [ __ ]
animal I can't even walk to my to my
front door with a bag of groceries and
you're over here carrying 80 kilos ok ok
ok my god the animations get a little
frustrating
let's just go around it can't go over it
must go around it can't go around it
let's go under it can't go under it then
you go through it okay yeah this is much
better
yikes it's also better just to avoid
those guys back there cuz they suck
these took a big [ __ ] fart old
photographs can I want to put you on my
shoulder now whatever I don't care about
your Chad Kruger sorry it's gonna make a
Nickelback photograph joke look at this
every time I do it makes me loll is this
nice this is much nicer than going by
those stinky brains you like this mama
are you getting hungry
want some crypto by Oates they're good
they're tasty there's for your blood
levels fragile is obsessed with them
probably because she got soaked neck to
toe in time fall I kept food I am trying
momma okay let's see where we can build
the zipline
okay obstacle detected I don't even know
if it would even if I could put it down
here I don't think I can I don't even
know if it would reach that anyway let's
let's go up here with it get down the
mountain saver we really asked Amer's
together we really shouldn't set up a
system of zip lines going up the side of
this hill to avoid that whole area boom
if I brought enough PC C's with me I
would have but I can't
I got a mama on me mama are you ready
for the ride of your life
it's gonna be cool four three two one
wait mama says she couldn't leave her
area but yet she built the zip lines
outside her base it's dope right mama
some gun damn [ __ ] okay I'm I like your
zip line so people know that they can
actually use these oh my God look how
many likes I can give that was on six I
think it was so far okay and now he
completely dodged the mule zone okay
easy does it there baby don't get sad
nice game merci merci
Oh shed more pcc's what someone's on my
back I probably wasn't bring that money
with me anyway
ooh chiral crystals I like heard the
sakes over exposures of them is lethal
and yet in carrying around a tube of
them in my pack I'm assuming that the
pack stops them from being lethal but
then also why don't you just build more
stuff out of them with that coating on
it why am I trying to logic out the fake
science of a video game you might ask
it's crazier than you might think
stop making weird sounds please I don't
like it
okay drink your monster energy I've been
drinking my my septic juice my calf
you'll all right
we almost got further away from it I
[Music]
still think we need to go yeah we still
need to go all the way around well
that's fine cuz up here I can start
getting more vehicles you have a zip
line there
I'm gonna see if I can place oh this is
mule territory there's no the zip line
there that I don't know if I built that
one right built today oh no I was gonna
build one I think and then I didn't but
this isn't on the chiral network yet so
maybe it will be after I come here now
with Mama but maybe if I build like a
zip line here it'll cover the distance
between all of them
okay ping negated I mean you still saw
me but that's fine
this is a bad place to be mama Oh God
okay well I'm just gonna place it anyway
cuz even in the darkest of times we need
to help each other that's only 181
meters they can go further in it stop
shooting me oh wait yeah you can't cuz
any of this red Oh God
no that was actually really easy i t
shyah shyah shyah t okay just build it
Oh God
this is bad this is bad just go Sam just
go Sam oh you're an animal God there
shouldn't the [ __ ] out of her as well I
don't have a bowling going on me though
I'm gonna put up another thingy in a
second can it reach yes just put it oh
god oh god he's getting too close he's
getting too close I don't have anything
like my strand but I don't have a
bollock go and I don't even have an
assault rifle if nothing oh Christ
no why can't you build faster you know
what just go it's gonna be useful for
getting back and other people are gonna
use it mama is about to die crap crap
crap get in the car get in the car and
go yes thank you
whoever's vehicle this is that's called
a cicada
okay okay mama I'm so sorry that was all
my fault
okay let's go up here
i I mean I knew that that was going to
happen but I'm glad I got the zip lines
down because now other people can use
them it's all for the greater good the
greater good of humanity yeah this is
the area where I was like oh man zip
planes would have been perfect here
because it's each other turn left the
car is literally driving on its own whoa
that was weird
not at all
what
I'm not even pressing anything
get out get out get out get out get out
Oh if Cupid's make him dope on that let
everyone share
for me after I signed up Network it
unites every another house scattered I
definitely have to make us whole
wouldn't be about bringing people
underlying it would be about bringing
them into the fold where they would
share and share alike I knew it could
change the world
Donnelly's helped we finalized the cupid
design I'm sorry I I really want to
listen though um I just need to move
this oh I can't I can't carry on suit
okay you need to be offloaded sorry I
don't want to disrupt the flow keep
talking
anymore I can feel her again yeah I know
she's nesting 200 meters away even I
know she's close dude tell her this open
up I didn't know they were conjoined
twins and that's how they're able to
communicate with like telepathy and
stuff because they share a beach so once
you figure out that the beach exists
each person has their own beach that
they go to a sort of limbo area I guess
but if you share a beach you can
communicate with each other without even
needing to be near each other because
you can use the beach to do so so that's
what she's trying to do with the chiral
Network ah that's cool oh so yeah the
truck was just driving on its own that
time so that's why you got offered
or her her glass is shimmering in the
dark and scary oh I hope you guys get
along I want an emotional reunion - I'm
delivering my Carrico you're almost dead
sister I'm sorry she got shot to [ __ ] on
her way
well so did I
bringing Oh
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I'm sorry I'm sorry
it's good hair you're wasting it it's
the same voice I shouldn't have kept you
in the dark tried to save her I couldn't
you don't have to say any more
Hockman meaning effects has Cupid I
couldn't save her child but you can save
our world only you I love you hear me
Noli
you're not gonna die are you now make
the world whole okay just like you make
me
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man wait what I mean I know that I ran
through like a mule area and she got
shot at and everything but she still
just died if you is it just oh god I see
yeah that makes total [ __ ] sense I
butchered that whole mission but in the
like actual cutscenes nothing happened
to her right she said she couldn't leave
her lab because the baby was connected
to her but when he severed the baby that
didn't like reduce her life did it I'm
trying to figure out what actually
happened in the story that made her so
weak maybe just the journey here was
supposed to take a lot out of her cuz it
was a long one my pots did their jobs I
like that it's like mama just died
here's all your likes by the way you got
a you got a C for delivering her dead
please someone else
I got 12,000 oh my god
wait bridge they would I would have 266
if it or the title of expert transporter
let nothing stand between you and your
karagöz safe arrival you sink level
increased by ten percent fifteen to
twenty can I make more cooperation
request three to four spirit of witchy
sign likes is to eight seconds goddamn
you've been awarded the elite
transporter the dodge the dogged
perseverance you have shown time and
time again has earned the admiration of
clients everywhere Jesus that's insane
this is the first mission they finished
after getting all those lights from
everybody else out in the world
all that she went through I had no idea
I thought I thought she'd severed our
bond on purpose that she needs to hold
our child and ran I fixed her Cupid like
she asked limiters should be functioning
properly now there is one thing before I
sat down to work I took a long hard look
at the code I'm pretty sure someone's
tweaked it either that or my memory is
going pieces someone rewrote your code
rewrote might be overstating it let's
just say wasn't the latest version I
released and yet because of it
I was finally reunited with Lincoln
could be we found our culprit already
her she died beneath the rubble with our
child still inside her her car passed
over to the other side
but her haa remained bound to our dead
daughter she knew all of this of course
that's why she kept one calais didn't
want anyone seeing her vitals shame she
couldn't use her favorite invention she
did all that to keep me in our daughter
safe
I see so she was gonna die after
severing the bond anyway we got her here
like just in time you just put it on Sam
well the sound still sounds just as good
as ever though wait that's interesting
though the code was tweaked
what if we're going to get betrayed by
like diehard Minh or dead man God say
those names cringe every time what if
one of them is like you need to go here
to do this because the president your
mom wanted you to do it what if they're
trying to get me to do it because they
have ulterior motives would be a twisty
the terrorists view of bridges be teased
and void outs oh yes be teased and boy
doubts I want to read Lachlan and my
Lincoln maybe as well
pretty sick you added the following
backpack customization feature a
stabilizer oh yeah it keeps your gear
floating I remember seeing that in one
of the trailers haunted ghost magic
mm-hmm
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ah dude her eyes she's heterochromia now
that's cool thanks together we might
just make it all the way west now
there's something else you ought to know
we've been studying the data from when
you claimed you encountered those
soldiers we had audio which doesn't
paint a complete picture on its own but
the languages the names and terms were
picked out the munitions we could
identify everything seems to indicate
that you were on a battlefield over a
100 years ago world war one to be
precise it wasn't a dream
wasn't a hallucination maybe you were
spirited away to another dimension or
something given the time discrepancies
maybe you were sent to a beach can't say
anything for certain that said I've
never heard of a beach turned into a
battlefield
yeah but beaches are shaped by the will
of the people who inhabit them perhaps
Hartman could offer a more rational
explanation ooh
beaches are in specialty can I go see
him unfortunately he's still outside the
Cairo Network anyway get some rest
no use dwelling on questions we can't
answer yet
do nice Oh a sleepy time
huh
wait no I didn't see a stabilizer in a
trailer I just saw an actual stabilizer
for a backpack in real life like when
you walk the backpack goes up and down
so it doesn't weigh you down so it feels
like the backpack is in one place while
you run around oh is am I gonna have
anomaly beach dream No thank you for
taking my blood yet again I'm so happy
that I can be of service that my bodily
fluids can help you my bodily fluids in
real life don't help anybody they barely
even help me most of my bodily fluids a
lot of people want to stay away from in
real life so to have a game that
appreciates my bodily fluids that's good
also Sam you're covered in dirt I want
to get rid of that are you covered in
blood as well probably because you got
shot a lot did I get mommy killed it
wasn't the severing connection to her BP
in the other world it was getting shot
by mule bullets I'm sorry sorry mama
oh yeah look at that Norman Reid ass
okay it's two grenades in private Locker
thank you even though they kept
replenishing the grenades and I kept
making new ones anyway because I am an
idiot
wait no he called BB Lu looking for this
surprise Lu King Raja I warped me here I
finally got to visit the beach
well her beach don't worry I didn't come
all this way for the sightseeing your
beloved be serious Episode six dead man
okay here we go gamers give me that
story hit me with it you may recall me
explaining that these incubators connect
bee bees via the chiral network to their
steel mother's back at HQ bridge babies
are quite literally bridges between this
world and the other side their place is
not here with us nor with the BTS over
there they belong precisely in between
with no greater affinity for one world
or the other but BB 28 here has been
leaning further and further towards the
world of the living
towards you said that's cuz we're
partners partners
Sam BB's a tool not a human being
bridge yes maybe no so tell me what the
problem network this tool this weapon is
transforming into a living being it's
gaining weight its brain activity is
increasing it's accumulating memories VB
28 is becoming self-aware becoming an
actual child good I love him he's my
sweet little baby it doesn't sound like
a problem to me yeah it's hardware Sam
manufactured for a purpose a purpose
that cannot fulfill outside the pot
there is a 70% risk of catastrophic
failure simply in removing it which
hardly matters because at this point
it'll cease functioning within a couple
of days cease functioning that's right
not even the pod will be enough it'll be
bricked
what do we do we reset it you'll have to
leave it with me of course
I'll cut the cord that links the two of
you and then perform an operation that
reconnects it to the other side think of
it as a little tug to correct its
alignment to put it back where it
belongs right between the world of the
living and the dead but like I said
you'll have to be without it for a while
[ __ ] you're sure this will work
of course one catch though the surgery
may erase its memories arrays will
forgive me relax the BB will still
function as intended you just have to
trust me
come on I'm telling you it's like a game
just like real try and start oh my sweet
bouncing baby bridge baby boy you're
covered in BB BB Sam I was already
filthy for my treatment through the
beach but now your BB has added insult
to injury
he did the Higgs thing
don't use my shower uh another person
who showers with their clothes on god
you suck dead I thought you were your
name was dead man not dead Inside Man
can I can I take a shower with him
Norman Reedus guillermo del toro just a
couple of lads naked in the shower
together sounds like a good time to me
oh well I already took one
oh it's just you and me no audio records
of what we say no video for lip-reading
analysis
get closer die hard man cannot know of
this understood I've been doing some
digging into the first BP experiments
officially they were suspended by the
government following a FOIA which
claimed the life of a then Acting
President documents were shredded maybe
technology ban yes but obviously the
experiments continued in secret on the
direct orders of President strand
project
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excessive weights babies were essential
to solving the mystery of he death
stranding me oh she had big plans for
them they weren't designed just to be bt
detectors she wanted to incorporate them
into the chiral network to facility
travel to the beach but none of her
plans ever came to fruition and now bébé
tech has fallen into terrorist hands
what's died Hartman's pardon us I'm
afraid to find out knew I didn't trust I
don't know how long he was working for
strand I don't even know his real name
I sent you to go further back
he was already wearing the mask when I
met him something about burning his face
right sorry
anything that we have from back then is
classified at the highest level as far
as I know the director is the only one
with clearance but the Carbone Network
presents a new opportunity by compiling
fragmented data in the public domain
from all across the country I might be
able to piece together a little more of
the puzzle be careful and they're
watching some footage of us going into
the shower together Sam you're a good
sport I'll give you that still it's a
fine way to get out of doing the laundry
just fix baby
all right oh no you will be doing the
fixing I never manage without your help
check the delivery terminal upstairs for
the details when you're ready of course
all right those are not Monster energy
drinks on the table
I'm so weird Oh
Kojima
he's so freaky time porter time fall
porter is it like Porter beer oh yeah
take a load off Sam get [ __ ] wasted
well not a bong get high
hell yes score ooh
stamina increased by 10% can be boosted
up to 25% if I just keep drinking don't
tell me that's always been the case by
drinking stuff in the private room and
I've missed it is the boosting the
stamina for the next journey oh man
seven increased by 10% could be boost up
to 25% drink one more because I'm kind
of sick of seeing the animation but it'd
be handy for us going out an exit don't
shake it okay
not only are you rude Sam but you're
also a litter bug later bug alright so I
I said it I knew die hard when couldn't
be trusted
dude hides face behind a mask on a time
kid true seed I don't care about the
terrorists view of bridges I am very
curious about be teased and void outs
the following conclusions are largely
derived from a handful of eyewitnesses
eyewitness accounts while I would advise
anyone to take them with a grain of salt
I still believe they are worth shearing
BT's pursue their prey through a
multi-step process in the first they
begin searching for a target the
handprints left behind his evidence of
this behavior well upon further
detection one or more beetee's will
attempt to see
their target and drag it towards a much
larger entity to clarify however a void
out does not occur at the point of
contact between the giant and the human
but only once the human has been
subsumed into the Giants body once or we
think this may be because this is the
only place where antimatter is present
within the entity inside it okay but the
the things they dragged me away to are
just like dolphins with tentacle faces
and if I had that big dog thing last
time but we haven't encountered anything
that was the size of the big giant one
at the start of the game that's
swallowed the other dude from the corpse
delivery service it goes without saying
that Petey's are entirely different from
any creature that is of this world and
we have much to learn about them still
one thing is for certain however we must
come to understand them else we may
never overcome the existential threat
that they pose lockdown millennion you
know what we used to dream about seeing
what's beyond those clouds up there we
spent our whole lives beneath the Kairi
liam sky it's all we've ever known but
we always know that the world used to be
so much bigger okay stars are not part
of the world though
our parents told us they were
researchers who worked for NASA though
these days most people wouldn't know
what that was it went up in smoke or and
the same time America did and all our
parents his work went with it
what about SpaceX but we still have our
dreams the one thing our parents gave us
that can never be taken away Malinga and
i were named after a pair of craters
left by meteors which struck the earth
450 million years ago I would love to be
named after something like that my name
is Sean I want to be named after like a
giant hole in the ground that a meteor
came and [ __ ] [ __ ] up that's awesome
oh my god I've 39,000 likes I don't need
no snow oh god those craters are proved
that this planet is part of something
bigger that we exist within a vast
interconnected universe our names serve
as a reminder of this fundamental truth
symbols of our parents's hope that our
isolation is only temporary that's why
we join bridges too to bring the people
of this country together again and to
one day reunite this planet with the
great greater universe that surrounds it
yeah the memory chips are I mean they're
fine but they're just like these types
of things you see like Gundams it's like
I don't really care about those uh I
have another interview about what oh the
junk dealer and an asexual world okay
I'll read those ones after I mainly just
curious about the direct story the
direct firsthand story that's going on
all the consequences of that I'm like
okay I'll see that later cuz there now
those stuffs pick it up the story's
starting to pick up pace and I'm really
eager to get to more of it can't help
myself oh I've no bridge baby does it
mean it can hold gear on the front now
let's stay away from time fall
and [ __ ] into time for without my
bridge maybe don't tell me to look at
the terminal that you were gonna call
make me do side missions a massive
region crawler BTS that Higgs supposedly
some and as much as we want you to get
her out as soon as possible you'll have
a snowball's chance in hell without your
BB so your first priority is to help
Deadman restore it to working order
since he's on site maybe the to discuss
it in person
hello first I need you to link up a few
Preppers in areas so we can increase
local chiro density okay we need to
correct your bps at night to facilitate
that process we need to quite literally
put some distance between you to keep it
here while we send you out okay if
everything goes to plan your baby should
resume normal function fortunately this
plan advances our other objectives we
want to integrate this region into the
chiral Network anyway
so build relationships with the Preppers
by making deliveries and convince them
to come on okay even so many of people
had a mind to try you'll find shelter
scattered throughout we've got a whole
list of orders but remember though that
you're do folks who probably yeah think
for a second it'll be easy to win them
over you'll have to earn their trust bit
by bit
job by job another thing Sam you'll be
making runs without a baby force mmm
that will vastly diminish your ability
to detect Metis so keep your eyes and
ears open for anything out of the
ordinary and stay the hell out of the
rain if you can help me yes time fall
shelters come in handy then but I don't
want to wait in real time to get out of
the time fall I want to like okay and
over there I've got it I wish I could go
in through the time fall shelters in
like there was an option to like like
out wait rain or something I want more
pcc z' i'll bring three i need to bridge
boots as well a bola gone double ii
think this should be okay for now i
might need more but okay do all that and
now otto sort man i can't put gear on my
chest i don't have a baby anymore let me
do it gave me a fricker
all righty
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yeah I don't I I don't know what this
area looks like so that's pretty close
so I don't know if it's worth I don't
know if I can actually bring a vehicle
around here oh yeah I need to change my
boots I'm gonna I'm gonna keep the other
boots for now they're a little damaged
actually no they're very damaged to have
a little bit left in them I don't want
to get rid of them though because if I
get into a spot of bother with these
ones where they just destroy altogether
and II still have a backup for a little
bit
snowy mountains whose rings home was
that me yeah um lagna uh-huh calling you
via of bridges dedicated line I've been
asked to carry on in my sister's place
and provide you with support we're all
again one forever and always we still
speak so I shouldn't have any trouble
getting up to speed you back with
bridges then it's not about that
never was it's about what she wants what
we want and why shouldn't we help you
you helped us we're all connected now d
okay um
much of a muchness isn't it I don't
think it's gonna make any difference
which way I go first uh can I get over
this if I head up there maybe but also
probably very maybe not you know what
never stop the man from trying huh hey
there's my pee it has one like you
better like my snow pea that's my way of
showing you guys if you see the mushroom
there that's my way of showing you that
you can actually pee in the snow and it
melts it big bacon big brain gamer moves
maybe I should have brought more ladders
with me god this snow is impeding my
progress thanks no cut look I was
stabbed and I have that's awesome go Sam
go Sam what's the point of having extra
skeleton legs if they get caught and
snow
no no no you can only do it when the
prompt shows up otherwise you're not
gonna make it oh yeah
Springs okay I'm heading to the robot is
this so I might as well all right where
are you ro a robo cyst
sounds like someone who's racist against
robots
he's Robo cyst stayed easier method of
getting there man this snow is stinky
hate it may go up this
hope so hold on there Sam hold on do my
do my feets and my legs get snowy as I
go that'd be pretty cool
so really actually faster if I just yeah
oh he misses Lu
also can be talkin for a second about
how Norman Reedus called his baby Lou
there's Norman Reedus of a real baby
named blue cuz I'll be very sad he's
away from his baby
that's faster the job looks dumb but
it's fast whoa this area yeah just keep
jumping this is much faster Oh God time
fall beetee's I can't do this without my
baby I didn't even bring any grenades or
anything oh yeah this is awesome being
in the snow
Oh God
seriously how am I gonna do this without
BB I'm not in the chiral Network yet
either
oh this get spooky not in the Carroll
Network so I can't use zip lines also do
you wanna see something funny yeah get
it Sam
get it play those drums I heard a voice
when I turned the camera round I heard a
voice behind me
okay okay wait let me see where the time
fall is everywhere epic and it will be
for the next half hour
wait so does that mean my Audra dick oh
god oh god oh god go go go go
Jesus let's go to say that means my
Audra Dec can't even sense them the
Ardex not even got to come out I was
waiting for the object to come out and
be like okay so now we're near BTS
okay I don't have to use that or the
handprints in the snow are so [ __ ]
cool I'm gonna have to be on the lookout
and get ready for whenever they show up
so I can yeah I hear it
what it's [ __ ] spooky
there's a [ __ ] voice I can hear I'm
gonna bring a ladder they just bring
pcc's I meant to bring a ladder thank
you [ __ ]
nope doesn't matter
the anis can still hear the beat ease
there's a memory chip over there but I
can hear a BT over in that direction as
well oh god oh god
[Applause]
okay oh wait yeah now I can't wait to
take your BB away they want you to
server they want you to use your hand
code for the first time I forgot I had
that thank you mama
you're a legend [ __ ] was my mission
again okay it's down here oh yeah go
this way this will be an easy one me
like five minutes ago there well then I
don't need to crouch if I'm just taking
these bastards head-on
I'm glad I brought a bowl of going with
me though okay I hear one yep there it
is Jesus touchdown scared me
yo [ __ ] ready to get cut
nice you're not long for this world are
you Elia and I save ammo by doing it as
well so not only is it awesome it's
economical okay imma go this way likes
received from bTW what the BTW give me
likes the BT's happy that i cut it so no
that's a big boy
so if you kill a BTW i recorded some
biblical chords i mean it goes from the
beach on to whatever the rest of the
afterlife is okay what [ __ ] direction
should I go to get down here oh man
doesn't matter does it oh love her
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oh this is cool though I was kind of
annoyed at first with the change of pace
to be like oh can I go ruined unless the
springs what let me just pick those up
cargo lost is just getting destroyed
because I mean it doesn't look like
regular time fall cuz it's snow okay I
think I'm kind of out of Beatty
territory if this is rough part of me
kind of wants to see if I can go that
way
and climb over things but I don't know
[ __ ]
no you don't know you don't know you
don't know who you don't you did boy
give me your Carol crystals
I guess I wasn't away from them yet I
hear one over here as well so if I'm
receiving likes from the bTW does that
mean it wants it to be killed where
where oh god oh god there's two there's
two there's two okay okay okay okay
shake it off shake it off this is easier
to get away from because we can just
jump downhill or not Sam that's fine
God all my stuff is getting [ __ ]
Oh easy lads don't I'll I'll do it I'll
pee on you I'm gonna do it I'm up I'm a
pee I'm doing it
get away from me
[ __ ] man my stuff was getting really
destroyed out here and I can't really
see that it is damaged this might be a
big failure on this one I might have to
retry it and bring more stuff with me
this is hard the store makes it really
tricky
if I brought a floater with me I could
actually write the floater down this
hill okay just keep jumping Sam it's
much faster I don't care what other
character I lose as long as they don't
fail the mission ah this is much faster
I always hate this door when games kind
of break by like extra rolling or extra
jumping and that kind of stuff
I get likes from a generator [ __ ] my
Kara go got ruined
what are we delivering to this guy by
the way our roboticist delivered the
bouncy Springs okay damn I've been
[ __ ] up all this oh now we can just
fall without having to soothe my baby
[ __ ]
okay still be a little careful though
he gets on the network now I can start
placing zip lines if only you could have
placed them on the way down and then I
could use them to get back up huh
that would have been nice here you go
Sam all the way all the way oh no way
okay please please don't ruin my things
just go in the chiral network so I can
fix this [ __ ] god this is intense
lecture you know it since no not intense
I'm here I did it
your shits all [ __ ] it's not good I
shouldn't have brought two sets of
character with me because the Time Vault
ruined one of them I can always go back
and redeploy cargo though I don't care
what rank I get for this one I did it
anyway I'm amazing what can I say I'm a
leg end okay well don't look at that
stuff ooh
187 damn I'm awesome Master transporter
none can deny your indomitable will
strength of will the best delivery man
take that Amazon Prime take that Jeff
Bezos he got [ __ ] on Sam Porter bridges
Norman Reedus bridge baby you now
received more likes yeah I'm [ __ ]
better likes it the lifeblood of my heat
please go on it hell yeah robot assist
that's what it's all about
get ready get ready
so good can I can you take the snow off
me
can I build a fire I don't I'm not
wearing my Cupid
my real-life Cupid I have one I should
be wearing it but I'm not it's right
next to the heart I think God
all-terrain skeleton yeah baby she was
actually gonna let me in on the network
nice job thank you Kyra levels are
increasing as predicted which is good
baby
as for maybe 28 you'll be pleased to
hear the operation went West's there
should be no need for additional major
procedures we're not out of the woods
yet but I think it's safe to say that
the worst is behind me but my baby now
for that many remains is to continue
expanding the network monitor changes as
Kyra levels increase and make
adjustments as necessary I love drugs
I'm a great drug delivery man that's one
thing Amazon won't deliver you is there
anything that I can no oh yes make my
robots do everything up in the mountains
please oh wait no please do the orders
for me please I hate the mountains they
suck my tiny little boy legs can't
handle them but I have an alter ego holy
[ __ ] he's bringing half of a [ __ ]
factory with him
see you later button he's like those
legs that even Wallace and Gromit
okay fabricate equipment
I want the all-terrain skeleton huh huh
should be a big help on mountain trails
or cool um yes please let's make three
ladders to climbing anchors that should
be enough and um well I don't really
need hematocrit aids anymore I'll make
one see that's the thing there was some
in my private Locker and what did I do
not bring them okay this is bad cuz I
have a lot of [ __ ] oh no it's not that
bad cuz I can where's the all-terrain
skeleton all-terrain skeleton equip oh
it's teeny-tiny and then power skeleton
play some private lockers excelente is
there anything here that I can No
now the rest is for a mission
I really should cancel the order though
I'm heading back there anyway I need to
go back to the to lockness place and
then go from there to the next one so I
should just cancel this one yeah I like
this little jingle bells' that happen oh
I can't order soar equipment cuz it
already is sweet oh hell yeah
look at this skeleton go I might oh
she's she's my favorite one she was so
nice to me oh wait I didn't even see
what I picked up I'm just picking up
stuff Motors okay so I don't actually
have to deliver I was like twice
delivered that's a roboticist and I
already [ __ ] it up okay you're on the
chiral Network but no one built anything
here this sucks
I kind of want to go to the heart Lake
is the reason that it's shaped like a
heart
you're gonna need to come to go this way
anyway oh my god this skeleton is
amazing it's so much easier oh yeah the
battery probably drains like crazy
though oh no more than any of the others
how much easier this is it's like when
Jesus walked on water enough Sam walks
in snow so fast I can sprint through
snow I don't know what's different about
it but I like it okay yeah it's down
left down here hmm wait
okay I'm gonna make some zip lines for
people cuz I'm a nice boy like that oh
is this good
I'm a place one there I should have
placed one down here while I was down
here but I'm gonna go down and do it
again
cuz even if I have to come all the way
back up
Wow I have an all-terrain skeleton I'm
gonna have no skeleton after this we're
gonna have actually no actual skeleton
and breaking all my bones II you know
you're doing bad if the game is like hey
I just I just did a blood transfusion I
hope that's cool yeah that's cool I'm
[ __ ] it up oh no obstacle detected no
don't do this to me yeah you're welcome
gamers when you come down here and you
build your chiral network you won't see
them on the way in because that's not
how the game works
but when the car networks building that
you come out you're gonna be like
jacksepticeye placed a fricken zip line
here because he's a leg end he's a sweet
tasty gamer man hey welcome everybody
maybe I should actually make some more
PCCs scan Porter bridges everybody's
just scanning that's all I hear okay I
want to build more PCCs because this is
fun I feel like I'm useful okay yeah
deliver that I don't want it I don't
need it it's who is poo be stinky it's
poo poo brain in the stinky head god
this game is fun I love recording this
game
Peugeot has been interested to another
player they better be a leg and like I
am I'm fabricating I want a PCC I can
bill to watch uh put the money your jack
back sick y'all ready to see some
[ __ ] zipline action what I face it
okay right there
oh my god so much easier see all that
stuff I did earlier I don't have to do
that anymore I'm a gamer sip lights are
the best [ __ ] thing in this game oh
yes
man
even though I probably never come back
to the roboticist ever again but I like
helping out my fellow gamers you better
like all my stuff I'm very insecure
about it
pay special alloys are important because
I can build personal shelters out of
them I get a likes just for picking up
your cargo feel like that's not good
like I'm not worthy of that I could
place another zip line here but Oh
that'll be the end of my zip lines then
I don't have another one you know what
I'm gonna I'm gonna do it anyway cuz I
care about everybody playing this game
everybody else is out here building
roads
who needs roads when you have zip lines
it costs a lot less to build them just
build a million zip lines all the way
across the world which technically is
what the game will end up being once you
get zip lines people are gonna start
going back to the previous areas and
they're just gonna start building zip
lines all the way across everything
which is gonna be amazing
sick ok I want to go over here is this
where the lake is yeah
then I'll come back down through here
anyway that's where I was going to go to
now remove all markers
and he finds out that you can remove
markers once and then he just does it
the entire time
see these are the weird ones I can't see
what it is
are they babies am i killing babies I
didn't sign up for killing babies and
death stranding kijima but they do give
me likes so I'm very happy about it
that's a big crystal why is this like
the way it is yeah yeah my stuff's
ruined I get it
not really big into caring right now
everything's getting ruined because the
snow sucks so all the weather is chiral
forgiveness
good off Jesus I can't really see it
though I wish I had a Kodak system like
Metal Gear Metal Gear Solid 1 one of my
favorite things to do is whenever you
found something or you saw something you
could just call specific people and they
would all have something to say about it
or that all at least have unique
dialogue for it like you find a weapon
and then you call everybody in the lake
yeah why don't you call in the stache'
and then the sash it would tell you a
whole bunch about it and then like that
Kitty stuff was cool I want to be able
to like go dance at their weight I can't
actually call people time split pairs
with whom you have bridge links oh whoa
if you're on this list your leg end I am
in need of everything just give me at
all pcs ease how many do you require at
10 and bring it to oh my god
oh my god there are so many places bring
it to jacksepticeye safehouse why not
supply request issued I'm probably never
going to be back to her is that the
other place I was intending on going and
no there is something here though sign
Mount Fuji the hill is this area wastrel
of her just on the map there must be
some sort of I mean I get it you can
basically do whatever you want but I
wonder if there's any sort of unique
thing in the game that they'll react to
what do we just check it out we're here
I wish I could call a die-hard man and
listen to him talk about the void out
that happens in the shape of a love hurt
and no one knows why it's in the shape
of a hurt like oh this is hurt man's lab
ok now it makes one hundred percent
perfect sense it's hurt man's lab next
to the giant heart got it so I'm here
before I should be here I have to get
here in the story in a little bit and
I'm just going to talk to him now his
house is cool though it looks like one
of those modern structures you see in
that Netflix show it feels so good to be
out of the snow the whole time I was
like oh can I go through that mountain I
want to see the snow and then I finally
went to the mountain to see the snow and
I'm like ah never again I don't want to
go up there let so also I left some cool
stuff up there I left some bridges and
some climbing anchors and served you
guys are welcome you can use them if you
want it's no big deal I'm just a leg end
but you guys can use them if you want
they're there for you won't be there are
you putting pee-pee signs gross it's
never lost cargo everything that I have
is ruined because the snow destroyed
everything stupid time snow time falls
no stupid Jon Snow I appreciate you too
bro you don't have anything major to
save
[Music]
hell yeah oh he's such a fanboy new
order available or for Sam yeah I need
to do this one next but first let me
take a selfie let's recycle that and I
guess that's it
god the containers ruined the container
gets ruined but the stuff inside it
doesn't which is confusing
so for regular orders I think it's
really important that the containers
fine merica god I almost went a whole
episode without saying America that
would have been scary yeah I still got
their special alloys for it what does a
level three go and allow me to do and
approved level two assault rifle now a
capable of firing hematocrit which
recordings have also features a
suppressor to reduce noise and an
optical scope for a yeah okay no I don't
need one right now non-lethal assault
rifle level three hell yeah um for
ladders for climbing anchors think I'm
going to stick with my all-terrain
skeleton for now yeah
god I've so many things damn it feels
good to be a gangster
alright you're not off in the boonies
yeah I think I'm good I mean I say that
every time and then I don't actually
prepare well and I get [ __ ] I'm not
going to take a vehicle I'm gonna walk
there nice I have a PCC level two to PCC
level of two's I could have placed more
zip lines brush ding dang sorry gamers I
let you down it's up to you now finish
the mission
I also need to build a generator why is
the one builds a generator here whoa
look at the bridge yes if lines gamers
this this is probably connected to one
of them somewhere but I don't have the
chiral Network open in that area
no need the chiral network edge is
somewhere here wait where where am I
going how did we get here okay I can go
across there
I need to build a generator look careful
now
pull up my fingers left huh he's not
that far away is this one going to be
one of those things that's incredibly
deceptive I'm like isn't this thing
right there and I'm just gonna be a
giant ravine between us where I can't
get to and I have to go all the way
around
say it ain't so oh that might be exactly
what's happening we're fine
careful now go Sam what are you doing oh
good he kept just moving on his own stop
that make tiny that lawyer can't handle
that Sam Oh God
yet the highest point are a higher point
at least this is [ __ ] treacherous can
you just stay on it thank you
thank you disconnecting from the chiral
Network okay that's fine I'm here anyway
I'm about to connect that oh this is
gonna be one of those ones where he's
like nah do something else for me and I
connected but not right away I know it I
know that's where he's gonna say he's
gonna be he's gonna be a ding-dang
come on bro I have your special delivery
it's your super giant [ __ ] sighs dildo
or it's a basket of puppies depending on
what your response is gonna be just join
the network is it up to snuff
okay cool is awesome of course I am a
leg end cool cool cool cool cool cool
cool cool come on I'll help you join
you're about to hear the coolest sound
in the game true if you join wait Fred
wait Fred mister doctor man oh I'm gonna
need a doctor
whoa makes a slightly different sound
now that if the cupid has been updated
that's cool
oh it's not the same with our baby how
am I gonna get around this world if you
don't have a tiny child crying at every
tiny decision I make feel like a single
dad and foster care came and took my
family away mommy dog were so good we're
so good at video game I think it's got a
Hartman's lab after this then there's no
steroids a bigger canteen a pee-pee jar
Monster Energy - yeah the canteen has
been upgraded to level 2 do you speak
even more please don't give up no matter
how difficult it may be I guess not but
thanks them maybe 28 appears to be on
the road to recovery its affinity with
the other side is growing stronger as we
hope the convulsions and spasms have
ceased as well explained I know it's
tough out there without a BB but you've
got to keep on fighting the good fight
just like the kid is just like BB 28 is
oh yeah I got it
Sam we've received an order from a new
client check the terminal in mountain
not City for the details and do it soon
sounds like someone is in need of
medicine
oh man I have to go back to that one and
I'll just do it from here
hurry yes wait there's a zipline here
but it's not connected to anything
what's the damn point
feel like the game is just trolling me
it's like yeah we're not making it that
easy for you
where's my ladder right oh there it is
I couldn't see it it was kind of legend
Oh are they seeing leg ladder please
I gave you one it's right there better
give me a lot of like ease oh no he
wanted to say are you all rich was
bb-but they can oh you wanna you want a
generator actually yeah I want to
generate it right now as well I'm gonna
give you a generator as well I'm so
helpful I might just be the most helpful
gamer there is but like your sign to
black and black ensue with all these
likes and giving oh yes 395 legs
this is a very helpful generator
actually my legs are about to run out
just now
Bray since C this is cool now the the
marker system their science system that
was very helpful I didn't see this one
across the first time I'm going slow
because I don't to fall off the
horizontal ladders make me nervous I'm
hoping that that means I get a lot of
likes for those ones so feels like those
were very helpful
and if I can make a zip line connect to
both now I think I'd need to yeah this
other zip lines a way to obscured I
think it's the plane here
I don't know I made some other zip lines
that are helpful I don't know if I'll
even be coming here in a second yeah I
need to place - oh wait
unless can't I boom baby
I just shaved you up on the time getting
back from there now my ladder is useless
[ __ ]
oh my ladders helpful going there yes
zip lanes are awesome the best thing
mala gave us before she left us it isn't
having a little baby with you actually
made it seem like it was somebody with
me all the time hell yeah
Oh see that it jumped off it before the
end because I'm sweet
it has somebody saying like road please
is it just ceramics and something may I
is it ceramics and stuff you need still
yeah you have the crystals need that
much more probably more than I have
though let me see
I'll try help that's really fun working
together as a team of like global gamers
to make the place better is awesome the
science I feel like need work that the
ones being like hey bridge or ladder or
something please those are fine but
everything else is like I kind of just
ignore them all so apparently this game
knows when it's your birthday and gives
you like a little special message claim
materials ooh I have a lot let's just
take those for now yeah I'm not gonna be
able to fit all of those in my bag am i
yes I am I am a liar I'm going to build
this wrote my own well not my own people
have stuff got into it already
I'll come back and get more in a second
if I need it I didn't think I'd be able
to hold this much we built this city
with Kairo crystals the city and work
no no no no don't fall over okay
okay almost there okay I'll add the
others ladies and gentlemen boys and
girls and everybody in between I give
you Road I had enough the road to here
isn't like this this section right here
is not okay
holy crap that went fire does that count
as my Road then keep on keeping on
will do gamer also I got my my Cupid I
had to go pee and I was like hey I
should get that
okay so I can put this back in recycling
and the two metals yes cool there you go
I should already put my chiral crystals
away as well but I'm never sure if I can
bring them with me and use them
everywhere or if I can only use them at
this distribution center very cool
you're welcome all right let's take on
this order the Mountaineer Oh you're
miles away Oh God
I'll bring can I make more just bring
four of those I've three ladders that's
good so that my Bolla gone hmm I'm gonna
bring a floating carrier because I want
to show you guys using that to get back
down no I don't think I can bring a
vehicle I think I'm stuck here okay
that's everything that's fine we can
manage that much
no problem thank you
I think these signs that you put them
down when vehicles hit them they take
off faster leaving this area so that's a
nice side effect I wonder if other signs
kind of do that if somebody has a
generator out here
oh no that the road just break the zip
line that sucks
[ __ ] I know you got a lot of likes
though I was gonna dismantle it but I
don't want to dismantle somebody else's
structure dismantle my own no problem
which direction am I going oh that's not
so bad
man my zip plate was perfect until then
oh there's another PCC here pcc's are
very [ __ ] helpful to pick up now that
you can make zip lines with them they're
one of the best things in the game Oh a
truck I'm probably actually could have
brought a truck with me on this one but
I have a feeling yeah it's off up in the
[ __ ] mountains that's gonna be tricky
don't you yeah there zip lines
everywhere now that's cool thank you for
your bridge by the way I may give that a
million billion likes oh yes oh yeah oh
my god it almost got you to 7,000 I'm a
liking machine you guys want to be
liking machines like this video right
now thanks to who I need the likes I
can't live without them
time fall shelter but there's no time
fall so oh yeah I highly doubt that I
can use the zipline to get that one off
of the distance that is way more than
300 meters right oh my god oh oh my god
well maybe they can go further if you
increase them holy [ __ ] this is the best
day of my life
I think never go to [ __ ] space last
because it was right we can go to the
moon holy [ __ ]
oh yes that's the best zip line in the
game I've seen so far he thought I was
gonna leave without liking that we're
gonna get this bad boy up to 1,700 likes
yes Oh
basically 1800 fantastic zipline lads
look how close I am for this place now
200 race I mean this is so easy now
and I guarantee you there's another
zipline actually guarantee you doesn't
as the zipline built here after I put
him on the chiral Network if he wants to
be on the chiral network oh I could have
used the floating carrier to do a thing
here don't eat it now if I was it planes
you know how Luigi's Mansion had money
deaths running got zip lines and Norman
Reedus and his sexy reader ass you got
no BB anymore though that's sad I missed
my special little tiny bouncing baby
bridge baby baby boy
okay this is very tricky to climb so
just keep jumping it's so much faster
this running pro tip from jacksepticeye
just keep jumping it's not that fast
here hi see you chiral crystal
that saved me so much time and so many
headaches that was incredible
sweets I'm here Mountaineer Maddy can
you give me something cool like short
bub boots some reason didn't have a time
limit on that one considering he said
that somebody was in bad need of
medicine I'm the greatest gamer Thank
You sweet blossom can I interest you in
a chiral Network great transporter new
challenges await you as courier
however ten seconds now and basically
God himself how about you go any kind of
network someone needs to go you want to
be on a car network yet
take anything from the shelf okay
fragile cargo this cargo has load your
billion can be destroyed very easily
dude what if I could just build zip
lines the entire way it's requested that
you complete dizzle
in other words speed keep in mind
however that when operating outside
network coverage all right be able to
fabricate additional I didn't write and
so I can you'll need to choose carefully
from the start until you set out so take
your time all right this is gonna be
super easy considering I mean Oh take
these cuz they're always nice to have I
was gonna say if could just build a zip
line here or put them on the chiral
network and then I can zip up and down
but that zip line all the way across is
I have 60 minutes to do it okay
offload the floating carrier see this
here we go gamers here we go oh baby we
snowboard now y'all oh yeah okay
dismantle and put on back [ __ ] yeah
I am an amazing cargo boy
and perfect
hell yes Reagan record time okay go a
little faster Sam go faster make us look
cooler the zip line is a [ __ ] godsend
yeah it's a zip line double to 333
meters just hop off the zip line now
kill him would that be cool guys come on
oh I can make zip lines to this thing oh
is it 60 minutes to there and back that
would make a lot more sense oh my god
yes oh hell yeah I'm gonna beef up you
guys a zip line even further I'm gonna
help so much I wonder if a king
California who connected back to the
other one that I put down because that
connects all the way just zip line the
entire destination
okay
place a zip line here oh my god it's so
close it's so close
obstacle detected no phony I could build
it slightly higher wait how far away am
i from this oh I can go I can go some
distance with this oh no now we're
definitely obstructed I wonder oh I
wonder Jesus holy [ __ ] that went from
zero to a hundred real fast M Christ
doesn't even seem like you fell that
hard come on really it's so close here
this will be the one this will do it now
I just need you to go blue
no no ho oh it's about to be perfect
keep trying keep trying we've time I
want to make this happen so badly
the obstacles even more on the way there
what if I place it up here I'm gonna
make this happen I'm taking my sweet
time to do it this is like my favorite
thing I've done in the game so far it's
trying to really min/max all of this
okay you'll definitely hit that one then
you're gonna have a [ __ ] obstacle
there yes perfect the greatest gamer
if only that could connect now to the
one that my road is on uh uh maybe you
could disconnect that one and actually
make it work the whole thing is
connected with zip lines now well almost
oh yeah watch your legs keep your legs
up tuck your legs in oh cool
could I or should I build one like here
it might not be worth it
I just want to see if it would work yes
okay good I don't care I'm wasting some
materials but if it works it works it's
gonna get built and then it's gonna help
me the entire way back oh [ __ ] yeah I'm
gonna get this medicine and literally
right ziplines the entire way back so
awesome so awesome
didn't know I am so executive up it in
it's the greatest day of my life yeah I
know
Jesus game I'm not an idiot I mean well
I am boy stuff like this really the
Bears really not get it yeah even if she
survives to the bioprinter if you can
connect them to me via the chiral
network I can use this equipment to
diagnose the patient's condition and
provide Jesus the terminal will allow
them to transmit their genetic code with
which I can formulate a DNA vaccine for
printing that president only vaccines
utilizing viruses and other nonliving
components can be generated in this
fashion but future advancements may free
us of this limitation him it should go
without saying but
speaking of bioprinter if we have zip
lines in this world why don't we just
put all the cargo on zip lines and send
it that way
excellent unless this is the thing now
where it's like you can't use zip lines
with this much cargo or the zip lines
cause a bunch of vibration or some such
[ __ ] like that you better not
haha suck it game I've bested you I have
ruined your trekking Oh walking
simulator everyone's like cause games
bulges walking simulator Naidu you
[ __ ] zip plane simulator now [ __ ]
this feels so broken Jesus
Oh beetee's BG's can suck my titties
haha this is the best one of all wait
where is it oh there it is just came
into view though BTW is it gonna get me
when I'm soar through the air like
Michael Jordan oh [ __ ] are they gonna be
like dude you just left how did you get
back with the medicine so fast and it
does not even a scratch on it well there
will be because I have to fall off the
cliff to get down there my god you know
dude if you want to see if your pregnant
wife you should let me go on your chiral
network immediately and then I could
have came over there faster you know
it's whatever you know best
I'm just the god of this world's now
what do I know
grab ladder my little ladder helped me a
lot it's so happy this is my happiest
episode of this game
this is the stuff that hi what what's up
oh the Mountaineer oh okay this is the
type of part of the game where everyone
will start off this game struggling to
deliver Carrico and they'd be like man
that sucks the game is too slow it's
it's too convoluted it's too much
walking and falling over and everything
I'm like 20 hours into the game in this
episode and that's when this stuff
starts to kick in Oh is something going
to happen this feels weird like
traversing and delivering packages and
everything is so fast now I'd be very
curious to see if you can go back and
build zip lines in the first areas of
the game once you start putting stuff on
the chiral network or is there a limit
to it
oh he's pointing me the way they
couldn't I just go back to the first
area and start laying down zip lines for
everybody with enough materials I don't
know that's the interesting aspect of it
so what's taken me like 22 to 23 hours
to do might MIT take people like 15 now
because of all the advancements in the
stuff that people put down in the ground
that was so fast
ego special medicine just for her that
was awesome haha who's the best there's
a real great sense of progression in
this game and in record time I balled
[ __ ] ass harder than anybody ever has
there's no doubt in my mind that you
were gonna give me that I did it in nine
minutes the game give me 60 I did in 9
oh my god I was incredible could have
sped up the process if you did that the
first time there was no townsite to join
you the Carol network from your
perspective at this point
oh oh yeah Oh Kyra baby oh oh god think
caught my beard
ouchie dubstep installed I miss bebe I
miss my sweet bouncy bridge baby baby
boy nice 17,000 bandwidth know that the
whole world is connected dude sick beard
rich boots level 3 that sounds excellent
how are gloves hmm do we get to play
Nintendo systems with them oh hell yeah
dr. okay I'll I'll activate the terminal
from my in just just some of it
everything's gonna be alright this
device I I can examine her as if I were
actually there the manipulators on the
terminal perfectly reflect my movements
here whoa the bioprinter I can provide a
custom-made vaccine it's just a shame my
better half hasn't had a chance to build
anymore of these things you're looking
at the only ones we have yeah don't
worry though
we'll do everything we can to ensure
your child is safely delivered thank you
this is incredible you should thank him
the network he's helping to build is
going to change the face of medicine
forever
all right let's have a look at you
what's insane you've brought us the next
best thing to a living dr. Sam thank you
so much
Hey nicely thanks maybe 28 we'll be back
in action soon the kids a real trouper
stay the course Sam got you huh heads up
Sam got a fresh order for you from a
certain mountain here it'll take you to
a region not yet covered by the chiral
Network suffice it to say this is a
chance to change that look into it as
soon as you can from a certain
Mountaineer you mean the dude who's
literally in the room in front of me
okay so run the Carroll Network now does
that mean yeah baby you know what I'm
doing oh you know what I'm about to do
to him
why is there not more of these year what
Oh baby oh honey
oh darling dearest I am going to connect
all of these bad boys together
we're about to travel the world zipline
stay that's wild
I can't believe how fast the game is now
no shits really starting to kick in
okay stuff for a photographer I want to
see if I can get there through supplies
alone wait what the power gloves do your
power gloves they provide a major boost
to arm and grip strength if you're
scaling a cliff with a rope you'll be
able to make your way to the top a lot
faster you'll also notice a difference
when lifting heavy cargo and that's not
all ever take a tumble down a steep
slope hmm you probably tried to slow
your descent with your hands right no my
face if you've got these on you'll be
able to stop yourself that much more
quickly just promise me you won't try
punching someone okay oh I'll push the
[ __ ] out of somebody and I went the
bridge boots level 3 just make more
pcc's I am going to revolutionize this
world one zipline at a time I should
actually put them on put on gloves yes
oh yes keeps the best just all of a
sudden boom clicked completely different
game no I want to readjust my Cara go
nice I don't really need the floating
carrier right now
okay there is a thing over there I want
to see where this zip line up to my
right goes wait can I can I turn it oh
wait yeah you gotta use the D pads
okay you connected that one as well
anyway I think I could just go down the
ravine here right there should be one
connected down here somewhere
oh he attaches his cuff link to it wait
did I already notice that now that's a
really nice little neat detail yeah this
probably gets me closer Jesus
is it planes everywhere I need to make a
whole line of them going down there down
that ravine that was my mission the
first time I wanted to put more down
that direction
okay
yeah I need to get off it now
that's the best though this one I should
give you some lakes as well
I grow mania twitch you twitch streamer
bruh
oh I got you over mm there you go how
close are we
kilometer not so bad isn't there okay
[ __ ] [ __ ] I didn't think about that I
forgot that I don't have a bridge baby
what's
come here you scallywag cheese is a good
even see you yeah II never biblical
[ __ ]
no more mama juice for you thank you for
the likes didn't like it a caramel
crystal Bach
[Applause]
listen Sam want to put a zip line here
because I think there's one down in the
ravine already that I can connect you
and if not we'll build that [ __ ] baby so
you can hear voices it's really creepy
[ __ ] where Oh God
there you go there you go man
oh yeah BTS are so scary in this game
yeah you're gonna want to use stealth
and get away from them
nah [ __ ] they should be afraid of me
I am the BT killer okay there's two of
them that's a little more than I would
like
nice you know two is fine three is bad
[ __ ] another one just showed up nice
ah [ __ ]
so Manny I'm gonna run out of ammo
dude we don't need to worry anymore I'm
gonna make métis extinct oh-oh-oh like
that okay we're going downhill so I
think I can just sprint [ __ ] I can't
really connect to any let me see
I can connected that one screw it screw
it I'm out [ __ ] I could have picked up
that cable payroll crystal
just go just go you've downhill speed on
your site just go nice okay okay okay
where am I going
I thought there was another zip line
somewhere ladder detects it you don't
need a zip line you got ladders stop
messing around [ __ ] I might need to come
back up here which is the thing oh no no
no no I went in without even checking
I'm trying to figure out which is the
best place to start putting these down
because I should probably connect it to
the one that's up here wherever the [ __ ]
that is now I can't even see it
[Music]
because if I can that means they can
just come all the way up and down this
ravine quite easily they point out of
range oh oh that one well it's not oh
now we're fighting okay cool so now you
can go to the Mountaineer from the
ravine or you can go down to the actual
distro center from there is that a
ladder am I on a ladder that ladder was
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] get out of it
Sam that was actually kind of helpful
what did I lose what the pole look Jesus
I need that see that's what I'm saying
ladder was [ __ ] that ladder got me
caught anyway I guess I could dismantle
that again I feel bad dismantling other
people's stuff will this work if I put a
thingy here yes
why not build it build it Sam if you
build it they will come
I'm gonna have so many zip lines in this
game that everyone's gonna use assuming
they find the same zip lines and I think
there was another zip line just over
this crest that I can get to as well
I'll use this generator to get my legs
back yeah there it is
thank you for your generator ciao my
ulis I think I said that perfectly I'm
so long to put that one like snow
oh but you're gonna be a problem aren't
you mr. Brij kind of so many PCCs this
is amazing
all connected baby said that one all the
way up there and to that one all the way
up there wait we can go so far unzip
lines alone now this is the best game
this is the best game ever I'm having so
much fun now the note that there's a
system to try and figure out before it
was like okay just get to this location
I had to plan it out myself but now I
can actually figure out okay what's the
best way to put down zip lines to get
here I never have I never have to walk
again zip lines got me flying through
the sky so nice and now if we need to
get back up there again which I think I
will zip line the entire way
I'm making zipline down to there and
they put down another one down there
that helped me as well okay I need to
head over there though
yeah probably that's go down there
oh that's a generator I thought it was
another zip line have you guys heard of
zip bytes you guys want to use zip lines
every day cuz I do okay imma give you
all the likes I feel bad for using some
of the zip lines and not actually giving
them likes considering I'm seeing their
phrases okay let's head this way far
away you know super close why is this
truck at the water oh no mr. truck are
you okay you're running out of batteries
it's for the outer batteries actually
Nonna's full battery
we left you all alone here mr. via COO
oh oh oh
the game [ __ ] stopped me because it's
in the BT area here you go
at least the trucks can get over the Reg
just [ __ ] go man
I think it's up here to the left and
behind this ravine oh it's even further
than that Oh
I don't wanna get caught going uphill by
a BT we don't have that much cargo to
lose now
oh you can do it you can do it nah not a
girl better get up there
excellent
I do we need to go to a photographer you
take my old pictures in my private room
at my sink to be precise awesome we did
a chat is it good I'm talked about I
like her the Laura song kicked in and I
didn't get to listen to a cuz I went
back into PT territory again nice 182
wasn't a 200 was hidden here somewhere
in the caves and strata but he passed
away before he could complete his work
leaving me to finish what he started and
not long ago I found something something
amazing I was sure it was what my father
had been looking for even if I couldn't
see how it related to the death
stranding myself what I needed was an
expert opinion
someone who could look at what I found
and tell me what it meant so I grabbed
my father's camera and set out to
document my discovery
took pictures of every last detail but
on the way back I spotted a group of
armed men and I panicked dropped
everything and ran like hell
thankfully they never saw me but when I
stopped running I realized the camera
was gone case and all I've been trying
to pluck up the courage to go and look
for it ever since but then I remembered
that the carbo tag was still in the case
and I figured you do have ID tags please
I'm gonna put in please understand that
camera means everything to me until I
know it's safe I can't think about
anything else there's a terminal here
knock yourself out
what are you giving me Oh another shelf
of goods to use okay fragile cargo got
it non-lethal assault rifles riot
shotgun an armor plating um I'll take
the non-lethal assault rifle there's
stuff good but I feel like if I have
that I won't need much else God my my
things have calls on them wait where is
it is it down where those guys are no no
no wrong thing to click how do we how do
I go to marker yeah it's all the way
over where those guys are
I could do that for you I guess I was
going to end the episode here but I'm
really into it
okay wait what yeah we're going that way
who knows be smart about this then
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okay where is their range where is their
scanners just drive in run over all of
them try it back out again
okay I'm not inside their zone yet I
wonder oh I'm in the area now is that we
were saying there it is Sam did you find
our missing car yep huh it looks like
someone's carrying it around
no [ __ ] mom maybe I should use this am I
in your zone yet
don't know if ever to negate a ping yet
oh I did it cool okay
I feel like the bowler cone is actually
better at dealing with these guys
dr. pompe they feel like oh god all
right this is just blue I feel like you
can just tie them up faster that way
cuz with the lethal gone I have to shoot
them until they're gone down but with
the bowl ago and I one hit is them gone
down oh where I'm low on ammo for this
urn ty5 damn it the guys over there [ __ ]
can I just hit this guy and go are you
in range yet yes you are
I'm making fast moves
I am making fast moves gamers okay he
shooting me that's fine
Sam can take a couple bullets go Sam
go Sam cuz I'm faster Sam
can I just get on this and go don't
shoot my tiny little booty play perfect
Norman Reedus you zip late yeah not a
boy
yep not a boy piece easy gamers [ __ ]
simple everything's easy for Sam at this
point zip lines goals sexy face he's got
it all he's the man with everything and
getting back in this Kara cuz that was
that made it a lot easier as well god
it's so nice not to have to deal with
the [ __ ] I mean poor her is there a
generator nearby
there's one over there yeah we'll make
it anyway
I just run the rest of the way if I have
to I don't need music I'm gonna be there
in two seconds you're not even gonna get
a chance to play half the song I'm too
fast at the game now you guys do realize
that right
st. Eric's plan that's a weird name for
a song I love you low roar though they
did say that we're trying not to get
this stuff copyrighted anymore but I'm
still kind of worried about it see I'm
here already and the trucks just about
to run out of juice oh no I thought it
just ran out here we go I'm back you
know how you said you lost your camera
and it was a dear darling diary moment
but I found it real fast kill two dudes
as well there's gonna be a void out over
there side probably move there's not I
didn't kill anybody
I'm a non-lethal kind of guy I'm a
pacifist
welcome hell yeah
oh I'm ready
uh I'm sorry no not November I tried but
then along with Optimus Prime he was the
best crazy productive photographer
father's research materials anyway
doesn't have a high-speed Cairo
connection but I was able to check one
of the images against a database at HQ
based on my preliminary calculations the
photographic and documentary evidence in
our archives I would estimate the
paintings to be this region of thirty
thousand years old if not older
the artists were likely Neanderthals or
other precursors who were migrating and
across the continent see the dolphin
like creatures there at the time the
cave would have been situated
I'm gonna have my sweet bouncy baby boy
back thank you thank you very much
okay what a trek Sam I see you received
a mail from our Mountaineer friend it
seems he's got an order for you might be
good to give it a look all right gamers
I am going to leave this episode here
this is one of my favorite episodes if
not my favorite episode that I've
recorded of this game so far so much
progress so much fun
mezra with ziplines some of the coolest
o photography some of the coolest stuff
we've done so far I know next time we're
gonna Hartman's lab and Hartman has all
the best interviews on the the data
terminal for the death stranding so okay
hold on so I'm very interested to
actually go to his lab down here and
figure out what the hell is going on oh
wait I put down a marker I wasn't
supposed to do that no no remove all
America's sorry but anyway thank you
guys so much for watching this episode I
hope you enjoyed it if you did don't
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until then I'm gonna wave you goodbye
Norman give us our send-off as always
know Norman Norman do we say bye at the
end okay bye bye
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