- (FBE) So we have a show called Teens React
and a while back we had them react to the time
you and Jimmy Fallon rode a roller coaster.
- Okay.
- (FBE) So we're gonna have some react-ception
by having you react to the teens reacting to you.
- (chuckling) Okay.
- (Fallon) Kevin, we are here at Universal Orlando Resort.
- (Mikaela) Kevin Hart!
- (Kaelyn) Jimmy Fallon!
- (Tori) I love them! I love them both!
- Heh, heh.
- (Fallon) I love roller coasters. - (Hart) I don't like 'em.
- (Fallon) You do not like them? - (Hart) I don't like--
- (Ethan) He's short. He shouldn't like them.
- (Hart) I don't like roller coasters! - (Darius) Why?
- (Reina) What?! - (Hart) You made me do it.
I'm nervous, man.
- I was nervous for real.
(Mikaela laughs)
- (Reina) He's so short!
- (Hart) Are you serious right now? - (attendant) Yeah, I'm serious.
(laughing)
- (Hart screaming) - (chuckling to himself)
- (Darius) He's like a little kid with his legs.
(laughing)
- (Hart) STOP! WAAAH!
- (Tori) He looks like he's gonna die.
- (Darius) The fear, the intensity. (laughing)
- (Kaelyn) That's the best part, when it's over.
It's just like, you know-- - This is funny.
- (Fallon) We're gonna go again. - (Hart) We're gonna what?
(Mikaela cracks up)
- (Fallon) One more time! Here we go!
- (Tori) Oh, that's so mean. (laughing)
- She has a heart.
Man, that last girl had a heart.
Them other kids didn't give a shit about me.
- (FBE) So what did you think of that video?
- (Bryson) It was awesome.
- (Thomas) I thought it was so funny.
- (Darius) Best part, Kevin Hart's face.
- (Kaelyn) I love Jimmy Fallon. I love Kevin Hart.
Hate roller coasters, but it's great to feel someone else's pain.
- That girl, that girl. I like her.
I liked the last girl.
The other guys were dicks.
- (FBE) What did you think of how they reacted to you?
- Uh, I mean, look, they're kids.
You know? So kids don't really understand death.
They don't understand fear.
So they're laughin' where they should've been concerned.
- (FBE) Did you enjoy filming that with Jimmy
or was this actually a terrifying experience?
- It was 100% a terrifying experience.
I knew I was scared of roller coasters.
I was honest about it and they said, "We should ride one.
Kevin, we should do it just for us."
And I was like, "Yeah, but I don't really wanna do it."
And then I did it anyway.
And, you know, I ended up messin' myself for the rest of the day.
I get real dizzy.
- (FBE) What do you want to say to the teens who were in this episode?
- To the teens that just watched the clip of me on a roller coaster,
those that understood, thank you for being compassionate.
To the guy that said, "Look at his feet. He looks like a little kid."
You can suck it.
To the girl at the end that just was like, "Hey.
You know, roller coasters aren't that cool."
You don't like 'em. I feel your pain.
So just know that there's a group of us that all feel the same way.
Don't stop feelin' how you feel.
- (FBE) So now we're gonna show you some memes
that use your face. - (chuckling) I'm used for a lot of memes.
I just literally see 'em all over the internet.
You can only laugh.
- "Once-- once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive.
Look at this bitch, eating those crackers like she own the place."
(laughing)
That face there, that's the face that goes with everything though.
Oh yeah. This one's good.
"Eagles haters be like 1st quarter, (chuckles) 2nd quarter,
(chuckles) 3rd quarter, 4th quarter and end of game."
Yeah. I've actually-- I'm an Eagles fan, so I've been sent that one before.
This one is one of my favorites right here.
"When you think somebody's about to message you back
and then they don't." Yeah, that's a good one.
"That moment when a pretty girl is checking you out at in the gym
(snickers) and The Rock walks in."
(cracking up)
Boy 'bout to start filming Jumanji soon.
Hopefully there's memes with me being dominate and not him.
"Kevin Hart crying on Shaq's lap."
Shaq did this.
This is Shaq takin' a jab
and I couldn't find a funny meme of a baby big enough to be Shaq,
so I couldn't do it.
- (FBE) You responded with this.
- Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't find nothin'.
It wouldn't have topped this. This was too good.
- (FBE) So other then the last meme that Shaq made,
do you know where all the other meme images come from?
- These are all from my stand-up.
These are all images from stand-up specials,
which is a great place to grab any faces from me.
From "What Now?" there's gonna be tons.
I'm doin' a lot of stupid faces in "What Now?"
- (FBE) So you enjoy these memes? - Oh, of course.
Self-deprecation is one of the highest forms of humor.
It opens up the flood gates about what you can and can't do,
you know, because nobody can ever say that Kevin doesn't talk about himself
or Kevin is too high up on a horse to laugh at his own problems.
You know, things that people poke fun at regarding him.
So this is funny.
Memes are always gonna be funny.
Hey, everybody, this is Kevin Hart.
I just wanted to say thank you for having me.
I want you guys to go support my movie "What Now?"
hittin' theatres October 14th.
Watch the trailer right now. It's very funny.
Click it. Click the link.
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