Hello hello hello
my beautiful beautiful beautiful humans humans humans
How are you how are you how are you today today today?
(Laughing) I don't know why I always mess it up
Oh man
I just filmed a asmr video for Onlyfans and I'm just messing everything up
If you want to check it out, the link is down below though.
Oh geese I'm not going to be able to make it through this video.
Okay (Clears Throat)
Hello hello hello my beautiful beautiful beautiful
humans humans humans How are you how are you how are you
Today today today I hope you are uber duber duber well
uber duber duber well If you couldn't tell from the beginning of
this video, it's going to be a hot mess.
I've gotten a lot of request to do a asmr video
but I'm not going to edit.
I guess that's what you would call it?
I'm not quite sure.
Uhm, I am going to edit like slightly So I guess you could say I'm cheating,
but just if there's any loud sounds, Just because I'm clumsy, I live in the city
It is so hard to film a quiet video like just in one go
I used to do it, or try to anyway
I don't think it was very good, haha But as far as like the video goes I'm not
going to be editing that or anything like that so...
(Breathes Deeply) Subscribe
(Laughs) I don't normally ask that, but this is going
to be bad..
(Claps) Okay, so I'm going to be giving you a haircut
because I feel like that's the most Foolproof way we won't mess up
(Laughs) But after this I am going to be filming a
"sleep instructions" video So
(Pokes Your Nose) be on the lookout for that okay?
Okay Without further ado,
sit back, sit back, sit back, Relax, relax, relax, relax, relax, relax,
relax, relax and enjoy the video
(Clicks Tongue) I don't know why I did that because I'm not
editing this sooo Let's just get into it
Can I go ahead and have your name please?
Let's try to make this a little bit of a roleplay It'll be...
Interesting Let me get a browser pulled up
Uno momento I don't know what we're doing here
Why do we have YouTube open (Mouth Clicks)
Okay, so (Weird Sound)
So, first name please Oh my goodness it's not signed in
Let's just (Typing)
Okay and last name (Typing)
And what's your sign?
Yeah?
Interesting, tell me more.
Do you feel like you resonate with it?
Okay cool, that's really good.
(Typing) Yeah, and in like your family spectrum like
where do you fall as long as like, uhm personalities go and things like that?
You know are you more of the like shy one The extrovert
Like where are you at?
Okay cool (Typing)
Yeah it's really important for your haircut I just need to get to know you a little bit
more okay?
Yeah and so like what do you do for work?
Oh really?
Yeah And do you enjoy that?
Do you like that?
Yeah?
And how long have you done that for?
Okay, gotcha (Typing)
I would probably be a step above that if I were you
but you know, I feel like I just tend to progress a little
bit faster than most people As far as like needing to uhm, switch occupations
Not necessarily like switching ranks, ya know?
I'm not saying I'm like better than you or anything like that
Just, I get bored quick I guess you could say.
But (Continues Typing & Mouth Clicks )
Okay, anyway, uhm How tall are you?
And when's the last time you cut your hair?
(Typing) Okay cool
(Typing & Mouth Clicks) Okay awesome, so
I'm going to take a drink Excuse me
Alright, let's go ahead get you started Get out of this.
Okay, cool We didn't really need any of that info
(Glove Sounds) I'm going to put on some gloves.
You make yourself comfortable.
I'm not putting this on because I think your dirty
I'm putting these on so I can do a scalp examination.
Okay?
Don't worry.
(Puts on Gloves) Okay so,
Go ahead, can you put your head down a little bit please?
Thank you so much.
I've got a light here Here we go
(Mouth Clicks) Okay so I'm just going to
Kind of look threw your hair (Mouth Clicks)
Okay Awesome
Yep, keep your head down for me And can you turn your head?
Thank you (Mouth Clicks)
Okay, good And turn your head the other way
Awesome Okay, okay, okay, okayyy
(Mouth Clicks) Okay, awesome
So, you don't have lice that's good I'm going to go ahead and
(Runs fingers over brush bristles) Brush your hair now, okay?
(Brushes Hair) Yep, if you could just keep your head straight
Or as straight as possible (Continues Brushing Hair)
(Mouth clicks with brushing) Okay, just brushing
What kind of look are you going for?
What are you feeling?
What are you feeling these days?
I'm going to brush your hair back (Brushing Continues)
Oh yeah?
Have you seen somebody with that?
Or...?
Okay I'm going to give you like a comb over
(Brushes to the Side) I want to see all of our options you know?
(Mouth Clicks While Brushing) Yeah, no I'm not feeling that.
(Takes Gloves Off) And do you want to color your hair?
Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, cool And how do you feel about your eyebrows?
Do you maybe want Do you maybe want me to do a little,
A little fixing up of them?
Gotcha, okay I'm just going to
(Mouth Clicks) Measure, let me find the end
(Mouth Clicks) Here we go, okay
Can you just look at my nose Thanks so much
I'm just going to measure (Mouth Clicks)
How long your hair is, okay 22 inches
and this side 21 and 3/4th
Okay, so this side's a little bit short But that's okay
Don't worry, Don't worry,
It's all good It's all good
Okay let's see across (Mouth clicks)
And can you put your head down (Mouth Clicks)
Thank you Okay cool
Awesome So, we're good
And I'm sorry what did you say about your eyebrows?
Did you want me to (Mouth Clicks)
Okay, okay, okay, okay Go ahead and close your eyes
I'm going to get your hair (Shakes Spray Bottle)
Get your hair damp, okay?
Cool, cool, cool beans Okay, close
(Sprays Bottle) Awesome
Fabulous, you're looking great (Spraying Continues)
You're doing so good sweetheart, You're doing so good
You're doing fabulous You're the best
Oh man yes (Spraying Continues)
Good, good, good, good, good, good (Mouth Clicks w/ Spraying)
Okay, And just get that
and get that and get that
(Hand Sounds) (Mouth Clicks)
Good, good, good, good, good (Mouth Clicks)
Good Just get it all threw your hair
I have this brush (Runs Fingers Over Brush Bristles)
This is a wooden brush This is a wooden brush
And it says "Little Tinkers" From "Little Tinkers World"
(Tapping on Brush) And it's a brush, it's a brush, it's a,
It's technically a baby brush But I mean it's going to work for your hair
It's got these nice bristles See?
(Plays with Bristles) So let's just
(Brushes Hair) (Mouth Clicks)
Brushing the water threw your hair Brushing, brushing, brushing, brushing, brushing
(Mouth Clicks) (Brushing Continues)
K, Yeah I mean I did a like down the middle part
this time Because I wasn't feeling the comb over
But I don't really feel like that's good either Maybe if we just brush it all back
(Brushing Hair) (Mouth Clicks)
Let's see what this does (Brushing Continues)
(Mouth Clicks) I don't know
Yeah, okay let's just, Let's get it pinned up and uhm, we'll just
(Mouth Clicks & Hand Sounds) There we go
(Laughs) Get it pinned up
(Mouth Clicks) And we'll just start cutting
Okay (Scissor Sounds)
Yeah, I mean I'm gunna, I'm kind of like
How do I put it?
Not like a work as I go kind of person But just like the inspiration will come to
me as I cut Okay yes, so I need to know like
How, uhm, like short do you feel comfortable going?
Like (Motions with Hands)
Where we at?
Okay, cool That's fine
(Combs Hair) Yeah, okay so look at my nose
Thank you (Combing Continues w/ Mouth Sounds)
Yeah, another brush (Taps on Comb)
Guess comb, technically (Tapping Continues)
Wooden, wooden, wooden comb Wooden Comb
(Scissor Sounds) And scissors
So let's go (Combing & Cutting)
How's that?
Good (Mouth Clicks)
(Combing & Cutting Continues) Okay
(Mouth Clicks) Look, look straight ahead at me
(More Cutting) Look at my nose
Thank you (More Cutting)
Do you want any bangs?
Bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs?
(Mouth Clicks) Bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs
Okay, I need to (Brushes Hair)
Hold Still (Cutting Continues)
Just stay, stay still right there Okay
(Mouth Clicks with Cutting) This piece here and this piece there
And do this And...
(Mouth Clicks) Good let me see
Hold still Look right here
(More Cutting) (Mouth Clicks)
Okay Let me
Let me get a good measure For where we're at
(Mouth Clicks) One two three four five six....
(Inaudible Whispers) Okay
Close your eyes I need to
(Spraying Sounds) Get things a little wet
(Hand Sounds) And
(Cutting Continues) Sorry, there's a hair on my nose
(Laughing) (More Cutting & Mouth Sounds)
Turn your head.
turn your head, turn your head, (Cutting Continues)
Okay, other way please, Thank you
(More Cutting) Good, good, good, good, good
(Mouth Clicks) (Brushing Hair)
Oh, I think the snow finally stopped (More Cutting)
It's been snowing all day long It's so weird
(Mouth Clicks) Okay,
Alright let's go ahead And take down your top section
(Mouth Clicks) Put this here
I think that's like what hairdressers do, right?
(Laughs) Who knows?
(Brushing Hair) Lets just brush that out
Brush, brush Brush that out
(Brushing Continues) Brush that out
Brush that out My neighbors are having like a party or something
(Mouth Clicks) Good, good, good, good, good
(Brushing Continues) Okay
Let's go ahead (More Combing & Cutting)
Just trying your bangs Your bangs, bangs, bangs, bangs,
Your bangs (Mouth Clicks)
Bangs Okay
Let's see (Brushes Hair)
Hold still Just
I want to make sure your bangs are even (Cutting)
Stay still please Now, do you like a blunt cut or do you want
more of like a little lived in look?
Okay (Cutting Continues)
Gotcha (Mouth Sounds)
Okay (Brushing Hair)
(More Cutting) (Comb & Cutting)
(Hand Sounds) Okay, let me put some produce in and I think
we're good to go (Shakes Bottle)
(Hand Sounds) Smells so good, doesn't it?
Yeah, I know It's so nice
So nice Can you put your head down?
(Mouth Sounds) Thank you
Thank you Thank you sweetheart
You did so well You did so well
You did so well (Mouth Sounds)
Okay So tell me what you think
What do you think?
How you feeling about it?
(Hand Sounds) Piece right there?
Yeah This right here?
(Cutting) Oh, okay
(More Cutting) How's that?
(Mouth Clicks & Hand Sounds) Good, okay well if you see
anything, anything, anything else out of place when you go home you call me
Come back in, and I'll handle it free of charge, okay?
Okay so let's get you (Mouth Clicks)
Pulled back up here Okay, so
(Typing) We did that, we checked you for lice
(Mouth Clicks) And (Inaudible Whispers)
...Brush your hair out and sprayed your hair We cut it with, we cut it with one pair of
scissors one comb, one brush, one, one, one
And...
(Typing Continues) (Mouth Sounds)
Okay, good (Typing Sounds)
Finished you off Finished you off
With a little product Okay, so go ahead and put your card down there
please Thank you
You're so welcome, have a good night Bye
Sweet dreams, and sleep well Thank you so much for staying to this point
and watching, if you did it means the world to me.
Comment down below letting me know what you'd like to see next.
Good night