Stephen Tries is a smelly sex pest
Who's that?
Right, hello. We're er-
We're back again
And today, we're taking on
Text- to-speech streamers
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: WILLNE is a big 6'4 alpha male. Pass it on
Willne?
Also, if you wouldn't mind subscribing with notifications on. That'd be great.
Text to speech...
Woah... hang on! Is she in an Uber with text to speech on?! "It's a bold strategy caught"
We're gonna keep it tame, because we've just started.
"I love silver haired men in glasses"
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: I love silver haired men in glasses
Man: I heard that!
Wait, is he an Uber driver, or is he related? If they're related this is no fun, because he's in on it.
I reckon we try to get him to dab!
No! No, no, no, no, no!
Woman: I'll see you later!
Nooo! Aw, I've just donated and she left!
The $10 was for him :(
Woman: Can you dab? Well, we left. Maybe another time.
No...
Woman: Wow! Thank you for the $10! Mr Top Shagger Will.
No worries mate... it's fine :(((
What other text to speeches are going on?
Oh! Okay, cool. There's 350 people just watching someone take a Metro journey...
Oh, hang on. "Tips of $2 enable text to speech". We're gonna go undercover with this donation.
"I HAVE A LARGE WEAPON IN MY PANTS WATCH OUT"
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: Commander, you have received a new message
Big Shackster William!
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: I have a large weapon in my pants, watch out
Man: Um................
Man: Thank you
Right come on uh... go again go again
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: Commander you've received a new message at your private terminal
Man: "Bigknabwillne"
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: "Attention everyone, George Memeulous is 4 ft 8 be careful"
(laughing)
These are my favorite videos to make... EVER!
Oh no! Here's another one
Man: Alpha Male WillNE
Man: Damn dude, thank you for another-
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: Joe Weller votes UKIP, Pass it on
Lets- uh- let's set him a bit of a challenge
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: I'll donate 100 dollars if you can get a random stranger to dab
Come on! Come on, I know you can do it!
Man: To dab?
Man: Alright, I got this
YES! What a man!
Someone in the chat. Not happy with it
Dabbing normies
Ruben. Go have a shower
Man: Dab
What's this?
You're just elbowing yourself
Man: What is dabbing? I don't know
Right, Okay, We'll just pause that there, right?
Cause I'm editing this and I kinda just wanted to give a bit of context here
So, slightly earlier on than this point, right? Someone donated and got it to play a song
DIFFERENT TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: HELLLLOOOOOOO, HEY, HEEEELLLLOOOOOOOOO
So I saw that and was like, Oh, Mint, I'll follow suit
That, however, turned out to be horrendous timing
Cause then, this poor guy head to explain the contents of dab to some poor random women in East Asia, as Gino D played out in the background.
(Gino D playing) Man: Someone said they would send 100 dollars if- er-
(laughing)
What is going on man?
Man: Can you try doing that? Can you do it for me?
Women: What?
Man: like- like this
Women: It's not even a dance move!
Come on! Stop playing hard to get!
Man: Who's a popular dab person? Oh, 2 chainz
Man: Have you ever hear of 2 chainz?
Then it got to the point where he decided, he wasn't satisfied with just dabbing,
and started announcing something every time before he did it
Man: I like diamonds and gold chains
Man: My pet goldfish' name is Justin
Boys, what is going on?
But then, just when it looked like all hope was lost,
something magic happened
(Game of Thrones - Dragonstone - Ramin Djawad plays)
(clapping)
Oh, hang on, what does she keep in there?
Oh, she's putting on a wig
I thought it was like, human heads
Alreet, Lewis Clark
Oh- hang on
Big Joshua's streaming
I mean, it would be rude not to have some fun here
Okay- bigchipperfan27. If you get 3 more kills, I will order Dominoes to your flat.
He will shit himself
(Donation alarm)
Josh- Ooo! Wow. Chipperfan donated 10 pounds. He said "if you get 3 more kills, I will donat- I will send Dominoes to your flat"
Josh: Chipperfan, thank you very much. Although, I can't give out my address. I hope you understand that
Don't worry Josh. I've already got it
Pizza... added... check out now
I just overheard whist he was ordering that, he's gonna get off at 12
It's currently half eleven. i'm just praying we can get it there in 27 minutes.
Well done Josh. Pizza's on it's way
Josh: chipper fan just donated 5 pound again. Saying "pizza's coming." My man!
Josh: Loving the username by the way
(laughing)
Look at his face. He's scared. He's worried. You can tell he's worried. But it's fine
Okay, at this point, I then DMed Theo- who he was playing with- being like, "aw, just er- just keep him playing."
And then I realised that the pizza tracker thing had been stuck on that "quality check" tab for like 10 minutes. And our chances we're looking pretty ropy
Side note though right- what does that thing mean? Like, have you ever been in a Dominoes or any other random pizza shop and seen one of the workers be like
"Oh, Kev, we're gonna have to send this pizza back. The diameter's all wrong on this one" It's a myth man!
But anyway, the point being is- we needed more time
So then, I texted Harry and was like "look, I need your help"
Josh: Should I tell Harry to come in and we'll play it as squads?
YESSSSS
And then, the final straw, I though "I'll ensure this. I'll nail it down
Ill donate again, and make it a decent amount. So he feels bad and stays on
Josh: Chipperfan just donated 30 pounds saying "please stay on for a bit longer"
Josh: Something makes me think that this chipperfan is WillNE
FUCK AHAHAHA FUCK
Josh: Thank you very much, in case you're not WillNE
Josh: But the reason why I think it is is because the paypal that is gi- that the money is coming from is- it's something that resembles WillNE
Nooooooo
I'm an idiot man
Josh: Will, i'm actually gutted that I just ruined your thing
Well, hang on
Has this bloke got a fanny tattooed on his arm
Making my house a home
Ah right, making some great progress there like. That'll be built in no time
Oh, he looks outside
Oh
Yes
Okay, let's just test if this works
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: ImAllexx drinks bathwater
Okay, it works
Man: Emelex drinks barr water?
Man: What does that mean?
No man, ImAllexx drinks bathwater
Man: What in the fuck does that mean? Emelex drinks barr water??
NO MAN
Man: Who is barr water?
NO! You can't drink a person
To be fair though, credit to him. This is the cheapest one we've came across yet so, I mean
I reckon we take advantage of that
TEXT TO SPEECH BOT: Simon Minter rainbows on two digestives
Rainbow? That's not what I wrote! I put wanked!
Fine, we're finding a new guy
IRL, whats going on in IRL?
Er- a lot of ASMR- apparently. What? Do people just sit in their rooms and lick microphones all day?
Is that a job!?
582 people watching a man assemble a fire pit
Oh, whats this?
Korean Jesus, feel good stream?
Man: Anyone in here would be against the day when we celebrate this song and do the running man
Ahhh
Erm
You do you mate
Now- er- I'd be lying if I tried to tell yous that I understand what's going on here
But it appears to me that there's a women listening to some like, death-core metal, whist just straightening her hair
and
green-screening herself in front of a volcano
Hard bass attack
(music)
For God's sake
Oh, hang on, look, It's the guy from the first time
Let's see how he's doing
Man: And they we've got a five dollar donation from "big willy will"
That's er-
That's me full title
Man: He says "Hello again mate, just checking- just wondering if you know how tall Memeulous is
Man: Meme- ul, Memeulous
Er- He's 5'2
Ohh, well in mate, nice to here from you
Man: And we accept him, at his height
Oh, never mind
Er- not too sure about that bit like
Bow fishing adict, sorry guys, I can't stop
Stop this now. This is bad for your health
Man: My health is fine, I don't catch anything. My health is just fine
Oh, well alreet mate, Suit yourself
Outdoors in Finland
Aye well, this is fucking gripping
Singing. Come make request
Oh, well I mean, if you insist
(singing)
Hmmm
Not quite what I had in mind.
Hello, do you know the Uk National Anthem please
God save our Queen
Big up Elizabeth, my don
Oh, hang on
He's thinking about it
(Uk National Athem starts playing)
Go on, have a sing
(man singing)
(clapping)
Right, that was good
But I think I've got an even better idea
Let's have a try of this
Girl: Yeah, dance for the 10, Yeah, Ninja. You know what's up
(Three Lions- Lightning Seeds playing)
Eee, lass, i'm glad you agree
Right, anyway guys
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