>>> KELLY ANNE IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS.
WE HAVE TO TALK CHRISTMAS NOW. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> I'M AFRAID SO, MR. TRUMP. I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN SO BUSY ON
YOUR THANK YOU TOUR. >> I HAD TO DO IT.
I FELT AN OBLIGATION TO THANK ANY SUPPORTERS BY STANDING IN
FRONT OF THEM WHILE THEY CHEER FOR ME.
LET ES GET THIS OVER WITH. ARE THERE MORE CABINET PICKS
YET? >> RICK PERRY WILL BE SECRETARY
OF ENERGY. >> WAS THAT A GREAT CHOICE?
I SAW HIM ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS."
THIS GUY HAS SO MUCH ENERGY. HE'S JUST UN-PRESIDENT-ED.
NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS PICK WHO WILL BE PRESIDENT.
>> UM, THAT'S YOU, SIR. >> CAN I JUST DO IT THREE DAYS A
WEEK LIKE HOWARD STERN DOES? >> I DON'T THINK SO.
>> KELLYANNE, WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING IN MY ADMINISTRATION?
>> OH, WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS DONE. MASTER ILLUSIONIST.
ALSO, I PUT TOGETHER A LIST OF PEOPLE WHO AGREED TO PERFORM AT
YOUR INAUGURATION. >> SO MANY GREAT NAMES HERE
REALLY. I LOVE THEM BOTH.
>> ENOUGH WITH THE WORKING. LET'S DO THE CHRISTMAS.
>> OKAY, MELANIA. KELLYANNE, LET'S TAKE A BREAK
BUT STAY CLOSE BY. >> I'M HANDCUFFED TO YOU FOR ALL
OF HISTORY. >> WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
>> IT'S COMING FROM THE CHIMNEY. >> IS IT A GHOST?
AM I BEING SCROOGED? I HATE THAT.
SCROOGED! >> DONALD, I THINK IT'S --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> VLADIMIR, THIS IS A GREAT
SURPRISE. >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> I WAS JUST IN TOWN, YOU KNOW, HIDING IN THE WALLS.
>> COME IN. COME IN.
IT'S GREAT TO FINALLY GET A CHANCE TO TALK IN PERSON.
I COULD POST AN E-MAIL TO YOU BUT I HAVEN'T EVEN SENT IT YET.
>> I KNOW. MR. TRUMP, I'M HERE BECAUSE YOUR
CIA SAY THE RUSSIANS TRIED TO MAKE YOU WIN ELECTION.
>> I KNOW. ALL LIES MADE UP BY SOME VERY
BITTER PEOPLE WHO NEED TO MOVE ON.
>> SO YOU TRUST ME MORE THAN AMERICAN CIA.
>> ALL I KNOW IS I WON. >> WELL, THIS GUY IS BLOWING MY
MIND. DONALD, I WANT TO STATE
OFFICIALLY THAT WE IN RUSSIA ARE SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE U.S.
PRESIDENT. >> THANK YOU.
>> WE THINK YOU ARE THE BEST CANDIDATE.
>> SURE. >> THE SMARTEST CANDIDATE.
>> NO DOUBT. >> THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS TREMENDOUS.
>> SINCE IT IS CHRISTMAS, AFTER ALL.
I GOT YOU A GIFT. THIS IS ELF ON THE SHELF.
IT'S FUN. YOU JUST PUT IT RIGHT HERE NEXT
TO YOUR INTERNET ROUTER. YOU KEEP IT THERE ALL YEAR.
IT'S FUN, YES? >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
VLADIMIR, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING.
I DON'T HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. >> PLEASE, MR. TRUMP, YOU ARE
THE GIFT. >> DONALD, CAN WE TALK?
>> EXCUSE US, VLADIMIR. >> DONALD, I DON'T TRUST THIS
MAN, OKAY? THINK OF IT THIS WAY.
IF A PERSON YOU DID NOT KNOW CAME FROM A FOREIGN COUNTRY AND
JUST STARTED FLATTERING YOU, WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
>> MARRY THEM. >> VLADIMIR, I'M AFRAID I HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO GO. IT MIGHT LOOK BAD FOR US TO BE
SEEN TOGETHER. >> BRILLIANT OBSERVATION.
YOU ARE ALWAYS SO SMART, MR. TRUMP.
>> YOU CAN STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
>> SIR -- >> OH, MY GOD.
IT'S THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST.
SCROOGED! >> NO.
I'M NOT A GHOST. THIS IS MY FACE AND HAIR.
IT'S ME, KELLYANNE. YOUR SECRETARY OF STATE PICK REX
TILLERSON IS HERE. >> MERRY CHRISTMAS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MERRY CHRISTMAS, MR.
PRESIDENT-ELECT. I JUST WANTED TO COME BY AND --
POOTIE? OH, MY GOD!
>> REXIE, BABY! [ SPEAKING RUSSIAN ]
>> OH, MY STARS, DONALD. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME POOTIE WAS
GOING TO BE HERE. MAN, HAVE I BEEN HOPING TO CATCH
UP WITH YOU. >> AS HAVE I, OLD FRIEND.
SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. RIGHT HERE.
WE'RE HAVING SOME OIL DRILLING PROBLEMS HERE.
>> OH, THAT'S NO PROBLEM. AS SOON AS THE SANCTIONS ARE
LIFTED WE'LL UP OUR INTAKE BY 30%.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? >> DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> WHAT ABOUT DOUBLING PRODUCTION HERE IN THE SEA?
>> ALREADY UNDER WAY. JUST HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE
RIDGE. THE MILITARY IS ON IT.
>> AND WE DESTROY VANITY FAIR, RIGHT?
THEY ARE A TERRIBLE PUBLICATION, JUST TERRIBLE.
>> SURE, BUDDY, SURE. YOU SET UP SHOP HERE?
>> OH, YES, FOR YEARS. GREAT BLACK CRUDE THERE.
>> SPEAKING OF BLACK AND CRUDE, I KNOW KANYE.
HE CAME HERE. HE'S USING MY COLORIST NOW.
HE SAYS WHATEVER HE FEELS LIKE ME, BUT A BLACK.
>> THAT'S COOL, BUDDY. EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND.
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SAY LIVE FROM NEW YORK WITHOUT ME, RIGHT?
>> NO. WE'D NEVER DO THAT.
>> BUT MAYBE -- >> LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S
SATURDAY NIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]