>> SO THIS IS HARRISBURG, PENNSYLVANIA.
THE DEMONSTRATORS THERE APPEARING TO FLAUNT SOCIAL
DISTANCING GUIDELINES WHILE DEMANDING THE ECONOMY REOPEN.
>> THEY'VE TAKEN SOMETHING AND BLOWN IT SO FAR OUT OF
PROPORTION THAT IT'S DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY.
>> WHO HAS THE RIGHT TO TELL ME I CAN'T GET A HAIRCUT, I CAN'T
GO HERE, I CAN'T GO THERE?
>> LISTEN UP.
THE THREAT OF THESE GENETICALLY MODIFIED SHARKS IS WAY
OVERBLOWN.
AND THIS RULE TELLING US TO STAY AWAY FROM THE WATER IS IMPEDING
ON MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO GET A HAIRCUT!
LET'S REOPEN THE WATER, ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, WE'RE
ALL GONNA BE GOOD! ( SCREAMING )
>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."