- I'm surprised that you're the one
that I was comin' in to meet.
I was expectin' like a chick off the CW
or something like that.
I wasn't expectin' it hardcore.
East coast rapper like--
- Like makin' my way downtown.
- Whoa! (laughing)
(funky band music)
Hey, what's up, everybody?
I'm Shawn Wayans and I'm about to surprise
what I hear is the biggest "White Chicks" fan in the world.
We'll see about that.
(whimsical guitar music)
(chuckling)
- What's up, man?
- [French] How you doing?
Hey, brother. - Tap, brother.
- What's goin' on, man?
- What's goin' on, dude?
- Pleasure, man.
- Pleasure, nice to meet you, man.
I love your shirt, man.
- Thank you, you know what I'm sayin'?
- That's one of my favorite rappers.
- That's the king, you know what I'm sayin'?
Ho ho, ho ho.
- Love that.
- [Shawn] You know, you know, we go way back with Biggie.
- That's love.
- So I understand you a big fan of "White Chicks."
- Man, big fan.
Yeah, I wasn't afraid to experience a new role.
A lot of people won't even take that chance, though.
It's very dope. - Oh, thanks, man.
Thank you.
So, it's gonna be true or false.
Then general trivia.
And then the last segment will be quotes, okay?
This is first round right here.
The Wilson sisters realize their identities
have been stolen when they see the headlines,
Wilson sisters rock Hamptons in the New York Post.
- True.
- True?
- Definitely.
- Very good.
- Got that.
- That's what's up.
Next question.
When Gomez hands Marcus, as Tiffany,
hors d'oeuvres at the Hamptons Hagazine party,
he calls him, Wolfgang Paco.
- [French] It's true!
- [Shawn] True?
- Definitely.
- Very good, okay.
Marcus wears a size 10 shoe.
- I'll say true.
Nah, no, I go, I go false.
False.
- If it is false, then what size does he wear?
- See, I'm sayin' something.
- I'm bad with sizes, man.
- Sames as us.
- Like, I'm good with, I'm good with like other stuff.
- 14.
- Yo.
Holy shit, that was good.
You're like Rain Man, but with "White Chicks."
(laughing)
I'mma, I'mm start flippin' this whole shit
'cause I got some surprises on your ass.
- All right.
- Brittany and Tiffany's friend, Tori,
is also their publicist, true or false?
- Ooh.
True, I'll go with it.
- It's true!
(clapping)
- Nobody clappin' for me?
Like, what's goin' on?
- [Shawn] No, it's not your Family Feud.
- [French] Damn.
- Latrell Spencer is a football player.
- Mmhmm.
- You're fuckin' wrong, dude,
he's a basketball player.
- [French] No, he was a football player.
- No, son.
- I mean, I got it right, I mean, I got it right.
- I don't know, man.
I don't know, hold on, slow down, man.
(laughing) - Just keep me.
- I'm gonna give you something easy, though, all right?
The fall fashion show that Marcus,
Kevin, Brittany, and Tiffany walked in is Aubrey Allure.
- You know what? - The fashion show--
- That's true, that's true.
- It's true.
- Do I get like a lifeline in between?
- Oh, who you gonna call?
You can call another rapper.
- Definitely, yeah.
- [Shawn] Call Snoop.
- Call DMX.
- [Shawn] Call Snoop.
- Yeah, no.
- He ain't gonna know the answer to that.
I don't watch that shit!
(laughing)
I fuck with "Don't Be a Menace!"
- It'll be a surprise.
- "White Chicks" was wack, son!
- Oh, that's my man, though.
- Oh, that's my man!
(yipping) (laughs)
Okay.
The Wilson sisters' enemy since they were eight years old
are Heather and Megan Vandergeld.
- True.
- It's true.
- [French] Bang bang.
- Bang bang.
- Squad.
- Now, I don't know about all that.
- Come on, let's go.
I'm ready, hit me.
- The magazine that the Wilson sisters
wanna be on the cover of is Hamptons Magazine.
- I think that's true.
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
- Why would they wanna be on the cover of Hamptons Magazine?
- Oh, they been wanting-- - They're so small.
- [French] Well, actually I'm trying to do yours--
- I'm about to tell you.
Yeah, you was right, you was right!
All right, dude!
(claps) - That was it!
- [Shawn] You're killin' me, son.
- Man, that was a lot of shit I gotta deal with.
- Yeah, that was a lot.
It's like, don't you feel like you back in school?
Like, damn, son, what's the answer to number one?
- Yeah. (laughs)
- Marcus, as Tiffany, gets auctioned off
for $15,000 by Latrell.
- Definitely false. (slaps)
- Really?
- 'Cause he wasn't stoppin'.
- It's false.
$50,000!
- Yeah, there, now we gettin' somewhere, how we being?
- Let's go!
And now we're at round two.
What song do Karen, Tori, Lisa, and Latrell
all know the words to?
♪ Makin' my way downtown ♪
(singing) (fingers snapping)
- Oh, shit, damn. (singing)
But what is the name of the song?
- Dina, hit me.
- [Dina] "A Thousand Miles," Vanessa Carlton.
- Okay, see?
- Can't give it to you, man.
- Dina, you keepin' score?
I don't like how it's goin' down over there.
- Yo, yo, he sound like Al Pacino.
Y'all keep the score. (laughs)
I don't like how it's goin' down.
Why does Karen's dad loan Warren Vandergeld money?
- Because Warren Vandergeld was goin' broke.
- How broke?
- Really broke.
- MC Hammer broke?
- MC Hammer broke.
- Or Marcus Stewart broke?
- MC Hammer broke.
- That wasn't even the question, so you got it right.
I just wanted to fuck with you.
All right, here we go.
After the car crash, Brittany says
she's gonna have a BF.
What does BF stand for?
- Boyfriend.
- You're wrong.
- Bitch friend. - Too late.
Bitch fit, you got it wrong. - Oh.
Well, I'm, it was just like,
I'm so freaking pissed.
- You got it wrong, son.
Oh my God, I'm so frickin' pissed.
(laughing)
What gets stolen from the girls on the street
and then recovered?
- Jewelry?
- Nope.
It's not just a bag, it's Prada.
- (laughs) Nah, I'm heated 'cause I love that part.
- Okay, Gomez and Harper frequently played would you rather.
Name two of the celebrities they included in their game.
- Man.
- If I give you one name,
would you be able to guess the other?
- [French] Yeah.
- Would you rather Whoopi Goldberg or?
- Pamela.
- Pamela Anderson was one.
Next question.
What is the name of the Wilson sisters' dog?
And what kind of dog is it?
- It's between a chihuahua
and another one of them fluffy little joints.
(laughing)
Baby, like, baby vibe.
- Baby vibe, right?
- What'd she call those other joints?
Poodle, poodle.
- [Shawn] Oh, right.
- [French] Poodleranian?
- Yeah. (laughing)
- [French] Hold up, no, I got it.
- Yo, Parmesanian?
- Yeah, it's like the sandwich.
- But I'll give you half,
I'll give you half a point
because you said it's like a little baby.
- Yeah, it was like a smaller joint.
- Yeah, yeah, all right? - That's nice.
- All day, son, just on New York, straight New York love.
All right, here we go.
Who does Kevin pretend to be in order to impress Denise?
- A football player.
A basketball player, I mean!
- Right, okay, we already, do you wanna do this?
- That's what we're doing now.
- Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't be mad, son, you're doin' good!
- All right. - You're doin' good.
What is his name?
- Latrell, boom.
- It is Latrell, so you got it right.
(slaps)
(clapping)
Round three! - Let's go.
- Quotes from the movie.
I wasn't sleepin', baby.
I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.
- That was--
Latrell--
- Like, oh my God.
- And the basketball player.
- Oh my God, I wasn't sleeping, baby.
I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.
- That was--
Man, what was Marlon name?
(slaps)
Damn, it was like right there, and like--
- But it ain't right here.
Bam!
- Who is it?
- Marcus.
- But that was your brother, right?
- [Shawn] That was my brother.
See, but you didn't say it.
- Do I get half?
- Nah, man, nah. - Wow.
- But you're doin' good, though!
- Unbelievable.
- Okay, here we go, (laughs) here we go.
Here we go.
Your mother's so dumb,
she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
- Oh, that was when they was arguin'
with the other girls on on the dance floor.
- Who said it?
- You did, Kevin, I think.
- Yeah, as who?
- Bang! (clapping and cheering)
Fuck yeah!
- I gave that to you, though.
I did my own character's voice.
That was a lob right there son.
- I'll give you that, I'll give you that.
I appreciate that.
- Okay.
Who said this?
Look, this man sang to me,
he tried to kiss me,
and on top of that,
he's been fartin' for last 20 minutes!
- Of course, that's Marcus.
- As who?
- As the uglier sister in the movie.
- Okay, I'll give you that one.
- Oh, but nobody clappin'?
- I get it. (clapping)
- Wow. - He's like a gangster, man.
Ain't nobody clappin'
Y'all better, whoop, whoop, clap for my ass. (clapping)
You better clap!
Get up and clap!
- I'm just feelin' a lot of heat comin' off them couches!
(laughing)
- It's the last one, man.
- Oh, I'm gettin' ready for this.
- Yeah, it's the last one.
You don't have sit up there like Tom Cruise.
- Nah, I'm, nah,
I'm just about to pop a bottle after this one.
- See that, I'm in love!
Okay. - Let's go. (claps)
- Last one, man.
You did pretty good, you did pretty good.
- I'll get this one right, I'm poppin' a bottle.
- You ain't gonna pop a bottle anywhere.
(laughing)
Who said this?
I'm just one big emotional wreck.
Could you guys go get me some Midol and a Snickers?
- You, Kevin!
- It is me, but it's as Brittany.
But I'm gonna give you this one 'cause you was close.
- Yeah, yeah, that was it, that was it.
- All right?
That's it, you're right, man. - That's high.
- I know you smoke a lot of weed
and you have a pretty good memory for a weed head,
so I'm gonna give you a round of applause, friend.
You did good. (clapping)
You did good, you did good.
- Wow.
- And on behalf of me and Marlon,
here's baby, take, here you go.
(laughs) Make sure you teach him to say
yo quiero Taco Bell.
- That's real.
- Oh, here you go.
- Is this guy real?
(clapping)
- Big "White Chicks" fan, big "White Chicks" fan!
- Thank you, guys.
What up, what up, what up?
It's your boy, French Montana.
- And I'm Shawn Wayans.
And check out more episodes of Quizzed on Billboard.
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