EARLIER THIS YEAR, THERE WERE REPORTS OF ADULTS DRESSED AS
CLOWNS ROAMING THE STREETS OF SOUTH CAROLINA.
THE STORY HAS
NOW DEVELOPED AND TAKEN A TWIST OR A TURN FOR THE WORST.
IT
TURNS OUT THAT THESE ALLEGED CLOWNS ARE NOW TRYING TO LURE
KIDS INTO THE WOODS.
THE CREEPY BEHAVIOR ALLEGEDLY BEGAN ON
AUGUST 19 WHEN A RESIDENT RELAYED THAT HER SON SAID HE SAW
CLOWNS WHISPERING AND MAKING STRANGE NOISES IN THE NEARBY
WOODS.
THE RESIDENT SAID SHE WENT DOWN TO INVESTIGATE AND SAW
SEVERAL CLOWNS IN THE WOODS FLASHING GREEN LASER LIGHTS.
THE FIGURES THEN RAN WAY INTO THE WOODS.
SEVERAL CHILDREN
SAID THE CLOWNS HAVE APPEARED IN THE WOODS BEHIND ONE APARTMENT
BUILDING AND THAT THEY TRY TO PERSUADE THEM INTO THE WOODS
FURTHER BY DISPLAYING LARGE
AMOUNTS OF MONEY.
THE FOLLOWING NIGHT, THE WOMAN NOTED THAT HER OLDEST SON SAID
HE HEARD CHAINS AND BANGING ON THEIR FRONT DOOR.
ANOTHER RESIDENT SAID SHE WAS WALKING HOME WHEN SHE SAW A
LARGE FIGURED CLOWNS WITH A BLINKING NOSE STANDING UNDER A
POST LIGHT NEAR THE GARBAGE DUMPSTER AREA.
THAT WAS AT 230 IN THE MORNING, AND I LOVE HER PRESENCE OF MIND.
SHE JUST WAVED TO HIM AND APPARENTLY THE CLOWN WAVED
BACK AND THAT WAS THAT.
SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET KILLED.
HOPE YOU GUYS REALIZE THAT.
ALL OF THE CLOSET ARE PLAYING GAMES THEY THINK IT IS FUNNY
AND CUTE, ONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO GET SHOT.
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
LET'S BREAK THIS DOWN.
ARE THEY LIKELY TO BE CHILD MOLESTERS?
I WOULD IMAGINE THE ANSWER IS NO.
THE REASON I
THINK THAT IS A COUPLE OF
REASONS.
CHILD MOLESTERS GENERALLY TEND TO TRY TO HIDE.
NOT WANT ANY ATTENTION.
THEY DON'T DRESS UP IN COLORFUL OUTFITS AND GO HERE I
AM.
THAT WAS WATER OUT OF THE FLOWER.
SECONDLY, THEY DON'T
USUALLY DO IT IN ROVING GANGS IN
THE WOODS.
IT IS UNLIKELY THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO LURE THE KIDS
INTO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING BAD TO THEM.
THEY ARE JUST BEING
IDIOTS WHO ARE TRYING TO GET ATTENTION IN SOME WAY THAT THEY
THINK IS FUNNY, BUT LOOK, IF YOUR CHILD LURED MY KIDS INTO
THE WOODS DRESSED AS A CLOWN, I AM NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY
CHANCES.
I AM NOT GOING TO SAY HEY, LOOK, HE HAS SOME MONEY AND
HE IS TRYING TO LURE MY LOWER YOUNG KID INTO THE WOODS BUT HE
PROBABLY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
NO, I AM GOING TO COME WITH A
BAD.
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE I AM A PEACEFUL GUY.
I ONLY BRING
ABOUT THAT WE LIVE IN AMERICA.
THERE ARE 300 MILLION GUNS IN
THE COUNTRY.
YOU ARE PLAYING
WITH YOUR LIFE, SON.
I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT, BUT YOU ARE IN
THE MIDDLE OF SOUTH CAROLINA PLAYING GAMES IN THE WOODS AND
TRYING TO LURE PEOPLE'S KIDS INTO THE WOODS DRESSED AS SCARY
GUYS IN THE SHADOWS.
IT IS A MINOR MIRACLE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SHOT ALREADY.
I JUST LIKE THERE IS ONLY ONE GROUP OF CLOWN SECOND WERE
PEOPLE AND WITH MONEY AND THE FOX NEWS.
LEAVE THAT JOB THE
FOX NEWS AND JUST PROTECT HER OWN LIFE BY NOT MESSING WITH
OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS.
YOU'RE RIGHT, I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT
NOT CONTEXT, I DIDN'T PUT MYSELF
IN THE SHOES OF THESE PARENTS.
IF I HAD A CHILD, AND SOMEONE TRIED TO LURE MY CHILD INTO
THE WOODS, WHO KNOWS WHAT I WOULD DO?
WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF ACTION I WOULD TAKE?
MUCH LESS SOMEONE WHO IS TRIGGER-HAPPY AND CANNOT WAIT TO
SHOOT SOMEONE.
WE HAVE PLENTY OF THOSE PEOPLE HERE IN THE US.
IT IS A BAD IDEA ALL AROUND.
I LIKE THAT SOME PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE FUN AND DO THINGS THAT
ARE DIFFERENT, BUT THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES BEFORE YOU
START MESSING WITH PEOPLE'S KIDS.
I KNOW THAT DONALD TRUMP IS ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO PUT ON
ORANGE FACE AND ACT LIKE CLOWNS, BUT THIS IS PROBABLY NOT THE
HEALTHIEST WAY TO DO THAT.
REMEMBER, WHEN YOU DRESS LIKE A CLOWN, YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT SKIN
COLOR SO YOU SHOULD BE EVEN MORE
CAREFUL.
YOU ARE OUT THERE AT 230 IN THE MORNING DRESSED LIKE A
CLOWN IN SOUTH CAROLINA?
TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL.
I'M
TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW, IT WAS CUTE WHILE IT LASTED I GUESS,
STOP IT BEFORE SOMEONE GETS
HURT.