(bird cawing)
I understand that you wish
to see one of our inmates.
-Victor Chouce? -Yeah.
We-we have a lot of questions for Mr. Chouce.
He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual.
We don't take visitations lightly.
What exactly did he do?
Unspeakable things.
He has destroyed lives. This entire state has never seen
a monster of his magnitude.
I've lived in South Park all my life
and I've never heard of him.
That's because Victor has been hidden from view...
ever since the pandemic began.
Victor's parents were very protective during the pandemic.
Even when the stay-at-home orders were lifted
his parents kept him locked away in his room.
Victor longed to go outside and play.
Then 2021 happened, people thought the pandemic was over.
Victor's parents left him grounded in his room
while they went to see a movie in Denver.
They never returned.
Victor was grounded in his room for over 16 years.
His name isn't Chouce.
It's Chaos.
We are not responsible for what happens to you in there.
I warn you...
you are not going to like what you're about to see.
♪
(clears throat) Excuse me.
Hello?
Well, hey, fellas!
Butters...
I thought you were just the guards again.
It's good to see some new faces in here.
I'll bet you're looking to make yourselves some money, huh?
Well, you came to the right guy.
My name's Vic. Vic Chaos.
There's a whole lot of people that can tell you how much money
Vic Chaos made them, so don't just take my word for it.
Butters, it's your old friends Stan and Kyle.
Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle...
I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking, "What can Vic Chaos do for me?"
We all wanna be happy, right?
We all want our little piece of the apple pie!
Everyone else is out making a buck,
why shouldn't you guys be making the kind of cash
you deserve? Am I right?
Butters, we're here to ask you about Kenny.
Sorry, guys, you have me confused.
I think Butters was a twerpy little loser kid
whose parents didn't love him. My name's Vic.
Vic Chaos.
Okay, Vic, can you tell us about this?
Why is your name all over Kenny McCormick's research?
Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure, I did some things for him.
Where do you think he got all the money to do his experiments,
huh? I had said to him, I said, "Ken,
"you've got all these crazy ideas but you got
no capital to see 'em through. Let me help you out with that."
You know, he's a really great guy.
Let me get you all together.
Maybe you can all do a lunch or something.
Victor, Kenny's dead.
Oh, whoa, bummer alert. (chuckles)
Just goes to show you, huh, there's never enough time to get
out there and make the kind of money
you always dreamed of making.
Well, I'll tell you what, guys,
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret--
I'm gonna tell you something that's
going to change your life.
Have you ever heard of NFTs?
(alarm blaring)