hi there oh my you know it's 20 I had a
dream last night and you were in it and
I was in it
hello yes hello there my name is
Sebastian are you serious
I mean I I hope so I really do oh my god
oh yes oh my gosh my heart is beating of
course it's a goal to wear Sebastian's
calling me right now
who's already on us that's my sister oh
hello will Rihanna put me on the speaker
as they say yo what's up my homies it's
Sebastia the original gangsters they say
amazing oh well you know I I you know I
hate compliments but keep going I have a
tumblr like dedicated to you mostly you
do you do oh wow what do you post on it
I hope it's not a yaoi no no no no no no
no no so we haven't occasionally just
posted one or two yeah you have yeah oh
my god I thought you were going to be a
nice fan but I suppose you know I always
get unlucky and get the ones that want
to see me naked and I you a little bit
do you paint me like one of the French
ladies very much so oh wow wow I saw the
phone call come in and and I was like no
no I couldn't I can't believe this oh my
god I'm shaking well what if it was
called
well I I don't really like COD I think
he's trash wow you know what I like you
and I'm sure I'm sure Chloe would feel
the same way you know he knows his trash
so it's quite all right okay good yeah I
know like like on the only character I
don't like wait wait wait hold the phone
hold your phone I'm holding my phone
youyou like a Louise
yeah oh come on come on
when Klaus doesn't like a Louise my kind
of you know uh you know I could I could
forgive the yaoi
I really could but I I just can't let
this one slide I'm afraid this is too
much for me I'm brief Sebastian okay
I'll pretend like I'll just pretend you
said you despised that always pseudo and
then I'll carry on with the phone call
as usual okay okay so you like Eloise
yeah no no yes a name okay it's right
we'll try one more time we'll try one
water oh hello there stranger I've yet
to meet do you perhaps like Eloise by
any chance no I do not like Eloise what
why not he's a great character what's
wrong with you gosh my god Sophie so
rude hello oh it's oh it's you again
hello Jenny the second happiest day of
my life
hi there oh my I'm so flustered right
now I honestly I wasn't expecting you to
call today and excuse me you know it's
funny I had a dream last night and you
were in it and I was in it and we were
standing in a flower field together
probably dandelions you on one end and I
was on the other and your arms were deep
and I was just running towards you and
you were ready for my passionate embrace
it was wonderful
well I imagine I'd give a fantastic hug
I would imagine so we should test it out
sometime
we should expect okay with you I mean I
it depends if the young lord you know
asks me to and whatnot I don't want to
you know give out a [ __ ] we can we can
hide right there because we're in the
mansion he's really good at spotting me
doing things I shouldn't
and you know I'm not sure if I'm into it
you know it's yeah oh the back in your
teeth I'm not teasing you Joe will you
marry me fellow achieving I'm sorry if
that's too much commitment I you know in
Judaism is madam I mean there what there
was no relationship job Sebastian what
are you talking about
this there's no there is nothing between
us Joe what about the dream I had that's
that's your dream not my dream but you
were in it though Sebastian yes you you
made me in it I didn't do it I have no
say in them well now you're just being
silly you were in it I saw you there
turn please who else could it be
yeah it's the dream Sebastian not me
that's it's a fake Sebastian are you
embarrassed right now are you shy no no
God no what what would you say that
Sebastian Joe please slaughtered right
now Joe Joe come on oh I'm Sebastian
Michaelis I I don't even know them what
the word flustered means Sebastian yes
that is me you know it's just it's just
this is such a momentous occasion for me
right now I'm just so I'm so happy I
don't even know how to respond just
don't know I find that's a fantastic way
to respond yeah oh no Sebastian please
you want to just sit in silence that's
not I don't I want to share our feelings
with each other like I don't think oh I
don't have feelings for you
backing what are you talking about you
know what I'm talking about I'm telling
you I don't have feelings for your job I
don't know what that means
I've never heard that those were given
to order your support you're just a
peasant's Joe but Sebastian I can become
something more no you can't Joe and even
if you were I can't do it I'm not inside
I'm wearing to what you're offering to
Sebastian I swear I can do you know I
can change
that term told you how old are you old
enough
chod you're not old enough are you
Sebastian
please you have to believe me Joel I'm
not I'm not going to believe you
whatever age you need I am that age
don't you're not understanding me Joan
what do you kind of they will never be
together - but ever Sebastian listen to
me oh I see I understand you're saying
it's because you don't other people to
know about it has absolutely nothing to
do with that Sebastian please no don't
Sebastian please I'm starting to believe
what you're saying it's really getting
to me it's true Jill I'm afraid it's the
truth I'm gonna cry Sebastian that's not
you don't want to hear me cry I won't
tell I'll put the thing on mute I
actually did not think of that
wait Sebastian we can we can we can
change I can change for you we chose we
can work this out I'm not interested we
can please someone we can talk about it
I don't I don't I didn't even mean to
call you you sent in a different phone
number didn't you how many phones do you
own Joe how many hello three different
have a hose in one area codes do you own
Joel good question to answer you think I
mean you think I'm interested and being
you know deceived like that Joe and why
would you submit all of your numbers
again I'm not I I'm done with you Joe
okay Sebastian no no you you're slightly
comical the last time we phone call here
now let's see it's just depressing Joel
it's just depressing Sebastian please
I'm sorry Joe work with me I will not
why would I work with a peasant's
goodbye Joe
goodbye Sebastian yo yo what up it's
your boys Sebastian back with a sick
beat about the cat's Bailey first her
name is Betty gotta find booty like the
B in her name and she's got fur looks so
golden but it's actually orange because
I'm wrong and I like the word golden the
fur has parts hair not black I love that
because I'm a Black Butler you see I did
that yes my name is Sebastian let don't
forget it you [ __ ]
Unger drop the beat like you never seen
right we're done
you