[MUSIC PLAYING]
-Yo mama.
Yo mama so fat, when I pictured her in my head,
she broke my neck.
-So, how did you break your neck again?
-Oh, just thinking about some fat mom.
Uh oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's happening again!
Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.
-Get in the ca--
-Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Hey, dummy.
That's an electric car.
Yo mama so old, which she farts, dust comes out.
Oh god, it stings my nostrils.
Yo mama so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe.
-Damn girl.
Come over here, huh?
-Yo mama so ugly, one direction went the other direction.
-'Course I prefer boys, but ew.
What an ugly lady.
-Yo mama so stupid, she stays up all night
trying to catch some sleep.
You'd-- You'd-- You'd think she'd pass out, but no.
No.
Yo mama so poor, she chases after the garbage truck
with a shopping list.
-Scram, lady.
This is my garbage.
-Yo mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
[FARTING]
Oh god, I can taste it!
Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry.
-Oh!
Put her away, man!
She's touching me with the same hand
she uses to touch her skin tags!
[SCREAMING]
-Yo mama's so stupid when she heard it was chilly outside,
she ran and got a bowl.
-You know what killed the dinosaurs?
The Ice Age.
Cool.
-Yo mama's so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker!
-Oh come on man, this is just racist!
-What are you doing using my weed whacker!
-Yo mama's so fat when she walked
by the TV you missed the entire show.
-Jessie!
It's time to cook.
-Yeah, fat stacks yo!
-Your mama's so ugly which she joined an ugly contest
they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so stupid she put two quarters in her ears
and thought she was listening to Fifty Cent.
-Your mom's is dumb.
-Yo mama's so short you can see her legs on her driver's
license photo.
-How do you even freaking drive this car?
-Yo mama's so fat even Kirby can't eat her!
-OK.
He's pink and he does a lot of sucking.
Pretty gay.
-Don't you talk shit about Kirby!
I don't care if he's pink, he's freaking badass.
Yo mama's so ugly Slender Man runs from her.
She's also the reason he has no eyes.
Yo mama's so stupid she returned a donut
because it had a hole in it.
Like, holy shit you're stupid!
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