You're fans of the show correct?
Yeah.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
You watch the show regularly?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
OK.
All right.
Great.
Then you should have no problem with me testing you right now.
It's time for a pop quiz.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[APPLAUSE]
All right, you'll address me as Professor DeGeneres from now
on, just because I have this.
So here's what I'm going to do.
I assume that you're all here, 'cause you know the show.
And I'm going to quiz you.
[LAUGHTER]
And ask questions.
[CHEERS]
Wait.
Here.
All right.
Who thinks that they're really, really good at knowing
what's going on with the show?
Like a good-- yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
It's too late, come on.
[LAUGHTER]
Come on.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Come on.
Stand behind there.
[LAUGHTER]
Is that your daughter that just volunteered you?
What's your name?
Reeva.
Hi Reeva.
I'm Ellen.
How are you?
Good to meet you.
Good to meet you too.
Where do you live?
What do you do?
San Diego, California.
San Diego.
And what do you do?
I sell jewelry.
Sell jewelry.
(EXHALES)
(IN AN ACCENT) Where are you from that you have that accent?
[LAUGHTER]
South Africa.
It's beautiful there.
I was just there a few years ago, and I want to go back.
I love it.
OK.
Which my guests this season impressed me
by doing the dance from the movie
Dirty Dancing with Twitch?
(LAUGHS)
They entered and they surprised me.
They entered-- don't.
No.
[LAUGHTER]
No, you're not playing the game.
[LAUGHTER]
Too much that one.
No.
That's OK.
(EXHALES)
Your seem very, very--
Very nervous.
Nervous.
Yeah.
You probably do know.
You just can't think of it right now.
It was Jessica
Exactly.
Biel.
It was Jessica Biel.
[LAUGHTER]
Aw, OK.
So you got nothing at all and sit.
[LAUGHTER]
But, it was nice meeting you though.
You too.
So with your daughter who forced you up here.
All right.
Have a seat.
OK.
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
Hi.
Come on.
Oh my God.
You're so close.
It's so easy.
Plus you have pretty hair.
(LAUGHS) Thank you.
Hi.
What's your name?
Annellie.
And I'm Ellie.
[LAUGHTER]
Ellie, Annellie.
And where do you live?
And what do you do?
I live in North Hollywood and I'm an actress.
(IN AN ACCENT) And where are you from?
Originally from South Africa.
Really?
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
Wow.
Do you all know each other?
What?
You don't know each other?
[LAUGHTER]
It's bigger than that I guess.
Yeah.
[LAUGHTER]
In a recent show, I had to find a celebrity hiding
in my audience.
Oh my gosh (LAUGHS).
Who--
[LAUGHTER]
Tag team?
You sit down.
Come right back.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right.
Who is it?
Jesse From Modern Family.
Jesse, yes.
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, yes!
[DING]
You win.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
You win!
All right.
[APPLAUSE]
You're going to win a Dirty Dancing Blu-ray, because that's
what you should have won.
[LAUGHTER]
Let me see what you win.
Wait, hold on.
Let me see what you-- oh, you're going
to get a funny nose, and glasses,
because you got that one.
That's what you're going to get.
That and that.
Yeah.
Put that on.
Go sit in the audience.
[LAUGHTER] She should get that.
You're going to get the Blu-ray.
Thank you.
All right.
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
Hi.
Come on over here.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
Oh, oh man.
Hi.
Oh man.
Hi.
What's your name?
DiMaggio.
So I recently took a trip to Las Vegas.
And I went to go see two Vegas shows when I was there.
Name one of them.
Do you know?
OK.
No, never mind.
I was going to tag team.
The Magic Mike Review?
I did see the Magic Mike Review.
Yes!
[APPLAUSE]
All right.
You get what I won when I was there,
a casino cashout receipt for $3.
Oh!
[APPLAUSE]
Yes!
All right!
Have a seat.
[APPLAUSE]
We go to the other side now.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hi!
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Get into the game show, here.
So here we are.
What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you do?
I live in Alhambra.
My name is [? Jayleea, ?] and I'm a student athlete.
I see.
Yeah, you look like you're an athlete.
What kind of athlete?
Uh, track and field.
Track and field.
Good for you.
Wow.
Yeah.
[APPLAUSE]
Very strong.
You look very, very strong.
All right, here we go.
Oh, you almost saw the answer.
I have great content, I can't fit it all in my show.
That's why I'm showing you more of my show on YouTube.
What is that show called?
Ellen Show Me More?
Show.
Yes.
Ellen Show Me More Show.
That is right!
You are getting an internet cable.
Oh good.
There you go!
All right.
[APPLAUSE]
Don't?
Do you not watch the show?
Look, you look like you don't know anything.
Like, don't pick me, Ellen.
Like I've never been, I don't even know you are, Ellen.
I came because someone made me come.
No, I'm a night-shift nurse, so I'm asleep during the day.
You're asleep during the day?
So have you ever seen this show before?
Yes, I have.
All right, because there's something called a DVR where
you can actually...
[LAUGHTER]
Because a lot of people work here.
A lot of people aren't sleeping but they're working.
But then they watch it when they get home, right?
[CHEERING]
She's a big fan though.
All right, so what do you do?
I'm a nurse as well.
OK.
Well, good for what you do.
All right.
[APPLAUSE]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, here we go.
No, really.
I love nurses, so thank you for what you do.
[APPLAUSE]
What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you do?
My name is Mary.
I live in San Diego and I'm an assistant.
That is so vague.
Anyway.
All right, which celebrity did I scare not once, not twice,
but three times?
Oh shoot.
Oh my gosh, this is literally the only one
I don't know the exact answer to.
She's in American Horror Show?
Yes, she's in American Horror Story.
American Horror Story.
I don't remember her name.
No?
No.
Sarah?
Sarah Paulson!
It came to me.
It came to you?
That's amazing!
Yes!
You get the whole season of American Horror Story.
Oh, you will have nightmares.
You're welcome.
You're going to have so many--
stand up-- so many nightmares.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Here you go.
Hold that.
What's your name?
Where do you live?
What do you do?
Hi, my name's Katie.
I'm from New Jersey and I work for Ford Motor Company.
OK, wonderful.
Yes!
Jersey in the house!
All right.
I have a new favorite commercial I've been
playing on my show every day.
What is that commercial?
The milk commercial with that nipple.
I should say teat, right?
You can say nipple.
Or teat.
Yes, the spaceship!
The spaceship.
Yeah, it's a Japanese milk commercial.
And you get for knowing that a gallon of milk.
Woohoo!
Here you go.
Thank you.
I love this.
All right.
And we get to see the commercial.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[JAPANESE]