Remember how we shared a large pepperoni?
Oh yeah, you bit into it and burned the left side of your tongue.
Oh, yeah. That hurt so bad.
[alarm ringing]
What was that?
It's science, you wouldn't understand.
[screaming]
I might not be the fastest, and I might not be the strongest,
but to get all of my sisters out of the way,
it pays to have a plan.
- You forgot me. - Ah!
[screaming]
The mole is almost ready.
I'm working with some very hot chilies.
You can say that again!
[squawking]
I need a ride to the mall, so Lori told me to make her bed,
which is weird because I'm pretty sure she already has one.
Wait, why are you doing chores for Lori?
Aren't you old enough to drive yourself to the mall?
Yeah, but I failed the driving test 12 times.
Everyone has given up on teaching me.
Dad's still mad about the fire hydrant-paper boy-nun incident.
[shrieking]
Should I leave a note?
[crying]
I don't understand. Why is my double old?
You're eleven and you have white hair. I did the best I could.
I came out of retirement for this gig.
These days I mostly just sit around reading in my underwear.
Never mind, he's perfect.
Something had to be done about your duds.
Wow, your clothes, dude.
I think we're fine.
So much better.
There's no zipper. What if I need to pee?
You'll be having too much fun to pee.
Classic Mom.
Itsy!
I'm never watching my hand again.
Rosa, you shrunk my shirt.
That's Carl's shirt, tonto.
Whoops.
She makes us look at a million pictures of her cats.
Here's Mittens in Egypt.
We were going to visit the pyramids,
but Mittens hates the heat. Don't you, baby?
She feeds us gross food.
Ew, when was this pudding made?
Seeing as this flag on the label only has 48 stars...
And she always singles me out to do special chores.
And when you're done scooping, you can start rubbing these bunions.
Don't forget my extra toe!
- Uh... - Lucky.
[grunting]
No sword fighting with the jerky!
Keep the wheel straight.
OK, one more time.
The road is straight, so keep the wheel straight.
Leni, you have to stay on the road.
But what's the point?
If he makes the field goal,
Carl Casagrande will go down as the most daring,
most talented, most handsome--
Any day now, Carl.
Football player in history!
Huh?
Goal!
- Coming through! - Ah!
Ay, fuego!
Fuego!
Hey, big sis, I found your missing retainer in the garbage.
And there was some perfectly good gum stuck to it.
What? You've caught a cold?
You know what really opens up the sinuses? Hot sauce.
Oh, and here are my dirty gym clothes too.
Ooh, let me try!
You'll get there, buddy.
But first, you clean my wall, buddy.
Good boy! But you missed a spot though.
It's OK, don't cry.
Shhh.
Hey, is there something different about Lily?
Because that's not Lily!
[screaming]
We took the wrong baby!
It's my mom. They're on their way home.
[screaming]
There was probably a better way to do that.
- Where is she? - I don't know.
- Sorry! - Sorry!
My bad. Cute kid. There! That must be her!
Wait! Stop!
[shrieking]
Excuse me, sir, I believe this belongs to you.
[giggling]
Darn, I always do this.
This looks delicious. I'm starving.
And everything is sore.
What you put in your body the night before a big test
is crucial.
- Studies show that cutting out meat... - Ah!
- Dairy... - Not the cheese!
And starches can radically improve your test scores.
[growling]
Whoopsie!
Ha-ha, forgot the beans, definitely can't have those.
Huh?
Can you believe people were going to eat these poor helpless creatures?
Leni, no!
Ugh! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
What the... who did this?
[laughing]
I got you now.
Ouch! Ow!
[screaming]
Go, go, go, go!
- Sure, I love working here. - No.
You love eating all the candy and getting everything sticky.
[groaning]
[growling]
[gasping]
Sorry, too much hot sauce.
Officer, I'll take it from here.
Yes, ma'am. Right away, ma'am.
- Your steaks, Captain. - What the heck are you talking about?
Where are my egg rolls, son?
You said to do a stake out, so... Hey, Luna!
You know their mother?
That's not their mother, that's his sister.
Nice wig, by the way.
- Wig? - He-he...
Sorry, bro. I fought the law, and the law won.
I can't believe you came back for us.