♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
- Team Fortress the Second.
- Team Fortress 2. Never played it.
- I've seen this. My brothers love this game.
- This looks like a shoot-'em-up game.
- (Finebros) Team Fortress 2 is a class-based online multiplayer
first-person shooter. - (intrigued) Ooh! That sounds fun.
- The only game I know how to play is Tetris.
So this is scary.
- (Finebros) We are going to have you play
two matches of Payload.
The objective is to push a cart from one side of the map
into the enemy territory on the other side.
Then you will flip and defend your territory from the other team.
- Okay. So I'm trying to push a carton of explosives.
- So I'm gonna play on both sides of the spectrum.
- Let's kill this. Let's do it.
- "Playload. Objective: escort the Payload to the enemy base."
- "Stand near the Payload to make it move."
- "Enemies can block the Payload by getting closer."
- Is that the cart, the Payload? Okay.
- Okay. I get to choose one of these.
- I like this guy. Okay.
- Um, oh my god. I can't see that guy's eyes.
He looks like a doofus.
This guy looks like he works with radiation.
And so do I, because I'm an X-ray tech.
So I'm gonna choose this guy.
- "Use your Rocket Launcher to rocket jump." Ooh!
Let's Rocket Launch.
- So this is, like-- well, how do I dance like them?
I really want to be a good playmate, you know?
I want to do well for my team.
- "Move the cart to the enemy base to destroy it
and win the game."
- So I'm on the blue team, right?
- So blue is on my team.
- (character) Medic! - Medic!
Oh, well he's dead.
Oh gosh. This is intense.
- Oh shit, it's started. Okay. (gasps)
All hell just broke loose right now, and...
Oh. Oh, I know. Wait, I'm attacking?
- All right, let's go now.
They need me! My people need me!
- Wait, jeez, I can't see where I'm going.
Okay. Oh, there we go.
(in game: clicking)
(flames hiss) Oh, jeez!
(Pyro screams) The heck!
Um, I'm in a bathroom?
- We're getting into a fight in a tunnel,
and I'm trying to see if I can kill people.
Oh, can you-- you just pick up these things off the floor?
- Okay, how was that guy gold? I want to be gold.
Okay. (gruffly) It's time to get in there!
Okay, I think I just died.
(rocket blasts) - Oh, I missed.
Go... I'm dead. That was quick.
- Oh, right there, right? Is that the-- that's the cart.
- I'm going in. (rapid firing)
Someone has to do it.
- I have to look out, huh, from behind.
(gasps deeply) What the [bleep]?
No-no-no-no-no-no.
No, bitch. Don't [bleep] [bleep].
(laughs silently)
Wait. Did I just kill people? That was so fun.
- Let's push it! Push it!
- How do I move this thing? Oh, like this.
So the bar essentially is tracking the progress of the car.
- So I got to get behind it, keep it going.
- So we basically just have to get behind the cart
to get it to move. But as we're getting it to move,
we're fighting people that are trying to stop us.
- I'm just gonna go on a hunt. Screw the cart.
Oh, you're dead so-- oh, you're not dead.
Oh, he's dead. All right.
- Yes! I'm doing it! Yes, I'm helping out my team.
Yes. Yes, I think I'm helping.
There's a red guy. I'm about to murder you.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪ Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
No-no-no-no-no-no.
Right when I kill him, I die.
- I hate this gun. It's too much of a reload.
(gunfire and screaming) Oh, come on!!
(footsteps)
Aah. Where am I?! (groans fiercely)
(cracking sound) OH! Jeez! Is that me?
(flabbergasted) How'd I get back in the bathroom?!
What the hell?
(Heavy screams) - Okay, so I was killed. Heh.
Oh, I'm now red? The teams have been auto-balanced.
My new objective is to stop the cart.
- I don't know if I even killed anybody yet, but...
(explosions)
Come on.
Ooh.
Damn. Killed again.
- I might switch to the pistol.
I could switch to the bat
and just beat the living snot out of people.
Okay, where's the cart?
- You know what? If I follow the train tracks,
I'm bound to get out--
(nearby explosion)
(crack)
Is that me again?
- Oh my gosh, we're almost at the next checkpoint.
- Can someone come here and save me? There we go.
See? Now we all have the whole team here.
This is how it's supposed to be.
- Push. Push.
Ugh, no. What happened?
- We're moving. Oh, we're super close, dude.
(many explosions)
Oh! Someone shot me.
- (announcer) Mission ends in 30 seconds.
- (hopeful) Oh. We might survive this, guys.
- Almost at the finish line, guys.
(gasps)
Oh my god! (gasps squeakily)
(squealing) Oh my god!
(crying happily)
Oh my god, I'm on the blue team, and the blue team won.
- (announcer) Victory. - Victorious.
I feel successful, man. Let's have a drink.
- (disappointed) I failed. Red team wins.
"Red successfully defended until time ran out."
- So they got the cart moving, and I was of zero help.
Which I hate.
I hate being on a winning team when I've done nothing.
- Oh yeah. I actually-- I dig this. That was cool.
- "You are now defending.
Prevent the enemy team from moving your cart to the base."
- All right, now I'm on defense.
All right. Now it's time to shine.
- So now I just gotta kill these guys
and make sure that they don't even touch the car.
- I really liked killing those people,
so I'm gonna try harder to kill more people.
- (Finebros) You can switch classes if you'd like.
- Oh, I would love to switch. How do I switch?
- (Finebros) Press comma. - Comma?
Oh yeah! Let's go. I'm gonna try sniping.
- "Spin without firing to be ready..."
That's what I'm talking about right there.
- I'm gonna play like guard,
and I'm gonna set 'em on fire when they approach.
- This is my time to hide or whatnot.
- (announcer) One.
- Uh, okay.
(explosions) Damn. That's why I was getting killed.
- I shoot blue guys now, right?
So if they're down and depressed, I try and kill 'em.
(gasps dramatically) You dirty
son of a biscuit eater!
- I like sniping. This is gonna be fun.
I think.
(beeping) Uh-oh.
Oh gosh.
- Okay, that's my teammate.
(groans) These games give me so much anxiety.
- Where are they? Where are they? Where are they?
(frantically) Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
(gunfire)
- They're doing really well.
Oh, sniped a fool! Goodbye!
Yeah, let's push it back, dudes.
♪ (dramatic music) ♪ Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Rambo out here.
- All right, come on now. I gotta--
(Heavy screaming)
That little mofo. What in the hell?
(characters screaming)
- Ooh. EmuLord.
Man, if I had one day to practice, I'd be in beast mode, man.
- Oh, I can't get a clear shot. No.
(multiple explosions)
(imitates fire fizzling)
(groans in frustration)
This game is rage-inducing.
- So will he be blue, the Spy? Should be blue, right?
♪ (dramatic music) ♪ Okay.
You... argh.
Just brings out a violence in me that probably is not healthy.
(Heavy screaming) You stupid prick!
- (gasps) No!!!
How did I get killed? I was killing him!
I'm in the red bathroom now? Come on!!
- So... oh.
(gunshots)
Did I just kill someone? I don't even know anymore.
(automatic firing)
- I gotta kill somebody, man.
I'm starting to be an active member of the team.
(distant explosions)
(Heavy yelling) And then...
- So we have a minute, essentially. Oh, we got this, dude.
- I need to get back in the game.
I mean, I need to-- I need to go find where all these blue--
Really? Oh my gosh.
(firing and faint screams)
- Oh my god.
That goddamn mother[bleep] did it again.
- I really think it's hard for this side to win.
And it's not so much that the red team wins.
It's that they don't lose.
- They're definitely winning, that's for sure.
- They're so close too. All they have to go is downhill.
No! No!
- Um... OH GOD! It's like it's almost at red.
(groans worriedly) This is not going well.
- One more minute without the cart moving.
It's slowly moving away from the checkpoint, which isn't good.
- Oh my god, we're almost losing. We're almost losing.
No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
No, no, no!
I saw them get it to the other side.
(sighs) But I couldn't do anything about it.
(gunshot) - Oh, I shot through him.
(wearily) Oh-ho-ho. We lost.
Ugh. No! - (announcer) You failed.
- Wait, nonono. I want to kill one more person before I--
before-- before I go, I want to kill one more person.
Oh my gosh.
(characters cheering) We won!
We defended until time ran out.
(gunfire) - (announcer) Victory.
- We won. Bam, baby.
Good shit. I like it, man.
- So we won again,
because they didn't get their cart to the thing.
You know why they didn't get their cart to the thing?
Because they weren't caring about objectives.
They just want to go around and kill people.
(sassy) How about that?
Feeling good about yourself now?
- I think I did okay for a first-timer.
I will call myself a winner.
- At the beginning, I wasn't digging it. I was very critical.
As I got the hang of it, I started liking it.
- That was so fun. (sighs deeply)
My heart is pounding. I'm a little lightheaded
from all the screaming and heavy breathing.
But that's when you know it's a great game.
- Thanks for watching us play Team Fortress 2
on the React channel.
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- Thumbs up for more cartoon blasting action.
- Goodbye, Spy. I hate you.
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪