Hey, is that us?
Oh, my gosh, that is us.
Oh, yeah, I'm wearing my red boots.
Uh, can you zoom in tighter on Jade?
I think. Uh, zoom a zoom zoom.
Um.
[gasping]
No. Okay, no. I-I-I'm not...
- Picking your nose? - Cat!
I was not picking it.
I was just scratching the outside of it like this.
Um, yeah, see from this angle it looks like you're p--
Don't say it!
Listen, we're about to film our next scene.
Would you like to be in the show with Trina?
Why her?
Thank you but I-I'd really not be--
A'buh buh buh buh!
Remember the deal with Sikowitz.
I don't want--
You have to do it.
[arguing]
Yes, I will be in the next scene.
Wonderful. [chuckles]
Can she be in it, too?
Si! Si! Rapido! Rapido!
[screaming]
Si! Si!
[screaming]
Get her!
[screaming]
Come here!
[screaming]
Come here!
Don't touch him!
[screaming]
Alright, stop! Jade! Jade!
Come here!
What was that about?
Why are you so mad at Cat?
Don't... say... a word.
♪ That our flag Was still there ♪
♪ Oh, say, does--♪
No, Buck!
♪ That star-spang-- ♪ [screaming]
[gasping]
♪ Banner yet wave ♪
Oh, my chiz.
♪ O'er the land of the free ♪
♪ And the home Of the... ♪
Tori!
♪ Brave ♪
[screaming, crashing]
I read online that soaking your face in mayonnaise
for ten minutes a day makes a girl prettier.
[doorbell ringing]
Tori, it's Beck.
Uh, Beck.
Oh.
Oh, hey, Beck. I didn't know you were coming over.
You got a little something.
I'll be right back.
Shoo, bee, shoo! That's a bad bee. Shoo!
Three, two...
Now!
Okay, arms up, all the way.
All right, now, we just smear this stuff under both your arms.
And in 15 minutes, your pits will be smooth
as a baby's butt.
Can't wait.
Why does it seem like you're in a weird mood?
'Cause, you know my friend, Robbie?
- Glasses, puppet, afro? - Yeah.
He started doing this online blog thing--
Tori! Tori! Tori!
- Hey, who's out there? - Oh.
- Hey! Hey, get out of here! - Arms up.
Get away! What are you doing?! Leave! Get off my patio!
- Can you believe-- - Keep your arms up.
They're up.
Okay, I need to put an end to this now.
End to what?
Why do those kids want pictures of you?
[music playing]
What up with Tori Vega's armpits?
And action!
I went to the animal shelter and got us a dog.
Wow.
Uh-oh. Looks like this dog has bugs in her fur.
Uh, woof.
Ew.
Oh, it's okay. I read on the Internet
that coffee works great for getting rid of fur bugs.
Maybe you shouldn't, um...
Jade.
What's the prob... dog?
♪ What I like about cheese ♪
♪ Is that you can put it On veggies ♪
♪ And it tastes Mm mm, so good ♪
Yeah!
♪ I like to talk about food ♪
♪ 'Cause it's my favorite thing To do ♪
♪ Every treat From yellow to blue ♪
♪ Red and green So let's all sing ♪
♪ Tell me all about Your favorite foods ♪
Mine is pizza!
♪ And I like hamburgers too ♪
I'll eat ice-cream cake
♪ 'Til my tummy aches ♪
♪ But then here's what I'll do♪
♪ Here is what I'll do ♪
♪ Share some of mine with you ♪
♪ Yummy, yummy Ooohh, in my tummy ♪
♪ Ooohh, yummy yummy ♪
- Take this. - 1,000 bucks.
Not enough.
Hey, that little boy got locked out.
- No, no. - Trina, no!
- Trina! - Do not open that door!
Get back here! Trina!
Oh, what's wrong, little guy?
Those girls promised to kiss me and didn't.
Oh, well, you could give me a little kiss.
Gross.
So, um, here's what's up.
Some friends of mine might be going
to the Gorilla Club tonight and if you don't have any plans,
I was thinking maybe me and you--
Hammer time.
Not now. All right, I'm trying to talk to--
Stop! Hammer time.
♪ It's on When I get on the floor ♪
♪ Start from the top Then I drop down low ♪
♪ Poppin' While I loose my hips ♪
♪ You've never seen Anybody do it like this ♪
♪ So cool ♪
I just- Wait. Wait. Aleece.
Don't walk away from a man while he's hammer dancin'.
[music playing]
I just... Oh!
What?! What is this?
Uh, well, you ordered--
Where's the manager?
- Uh, Tori, maybe you-- - Stay out of this.
Well.
Uh, ma'am, if you would rather have something else, I'd be--
No! What I'd rather do is see you get fired
for being an incompetent, pretty turd!
Uh, check please.
My salad.
Excuse me, young lady.
Give me that ravioli.
There's no need to be this upset over some-- Oh, my stars!
Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ooh, ooh. Ooh.
Come on.
Oh, yeah, just like that.
Oh, this is great.
Oh, yeah. More of that, more of that.
Really feel it.
Oh, come on, smile now. Smile. Look fruitful.
[chuckles]
Whoa, you two are quite the pear .