(audience cheering)
- Okay. The rules are simple, okay?
The rules are very, very simple.
Too shakes and you're out.
Take too long and you're out.
Hmph! Stay in your lane, okay,
just stay in your lane!
You, here. You, here,
that's all I ask.
Red Squad, step it up.
Black Squad, step it up.
Let's get it going. - Let's do it, let's do it.
(audience cheering)
- Red Squad, give me Hitman Holla.
(audience cheering)
From the Black Squad, give me Chico Bean.
I want you here.
(audience cheering)
Chico, you ready?
- Ready.
- Hitman, you ready?
- Let's go.
- Wildaroo!
- Hitman, why you lettin' them put those big-ass teeth
on your mouth, man?
(audience laughing)
Look like you got a mouth full of iPhone chargers,
if you don't get that up outta here.
(audience laughs)
- Hey Chico, me and you got the exact same teeth,
except yours came with a tan (laughs).
(audience groans) - Oh! That's funny!
Hey, for real talk,
I bet y'all ain't know Hitman rented his teeth.
He out here paying a tooth note,
you better hope they don't withdraw it
when you ain't get paid.
- I bet when Chico smile, Uncle Luke gon' sue him
'cause his (beep), "Doo Doo Brown, Doo Brown,"
"Doo Doo Brown!" (audience clapping)
- Ah, I like that, I like that.
Hey Taylor, hey, do me a favor
and tell your brother I remixed his song, it go like this:
♪ If Hitman miss a tooth payment ♪
♪ It's gon' be some phone chargers on the pavement ♪
(audience laughing) ♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hitman Holla rented his teeth, I said ♪
♪ Hitman Holla rented his teeth ♪
- You, out! ♪ Hitman miss a tooth payment ♪
- [Audience] Got Damned! (bell dings)
(audience cheering)
- Let's get it poppin' here, let's keep it goin'.
Let's keep that energy going!
Give me Charron. (audience cheering)
Right here, Charron.
Give me Karlous Miller (audience cheering)
Wildaroo!
- Boy, if you don't get your got damned
"stay out of my room" boy, lookin' ass up outta here.
(audience laughing)
- If you don't get your got damned
"I got fired from Wild N' Out and I had to go on
'The Breakfast Club' to beg for my job back"
ass outta here. (audience laughs)
- Oooh!
- Boy, if you don't get your got damned stupid shoes,
no moves, extra tight, extra white lookin' ass
the (beep) outta here!
(audience cheering)
- If you don't get your got damned "I look so much
like a junkie, my blood type is heroin" ass outta here!
(audience oohing)
- Boy, if you don't get your got damned
"I'm on the poster for got damned herpes"
lookin' ass the (beep) outta here!
(audience laughing)
- Hey wait, give me a high five for that herpes joke,
I thought that was-
- Hell no! Look at him,
white people looking for something else
to steal from the black man. (everyone laughing)
Get your got damned ass outta here!
(audience clapping)
- Out! (Charron yells)
(bell dings)
(audience clapping)
Woo-hoo!
Now, that's what I'm talking about.
Let's keep this heat going.
From the Black Squad, give me Justina.
(audience cheering)
And, give me Tana right here.
(audience cheering)
- Britney Spears is dog food.
- Oh (beep)! (audience laughs)
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm totally ready, totally ready.
- She's not ready. (audience laughing)
Justina, you ready?
- Ready.
- Wildaroo! (audience laughing)
- Tana, if you don't get your got damned,
wow, your ass is actually very supple.
I wish my ass looked a little more like that.
(Justina slaps Tana's ass) - Hey, hey, okay, okay.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, stay in your lane,
stay in your lane.
- No, no, no, you start it,
you're the guest.
- Justina, if you don't get your got damned,
wait! Your hair is actually so much more vibrant in person.
- Thank you, I actually just did it yesterday.
- Hey, whoa, whoa, hey - My bad, my bad, I got this,
- Okay, hey, hey. - I got this.
All right, all right, all right.
Tana, if you don't get your got damned,
I'm not gonna lie,
you exactly the type of (beep) that I like.
- Yeah, sis. (whistle blowing)
(audience cheers) (whistle trilling)
- Hey, get out! (Justina and Tana laughing)
Out! The both of ya!
The both of ya! - We're done?
- Yeah, that was terrible,
Out!
- [All] Got damned!
(audience cheering)
- [Emmanuel] Let's keep it going,
from the Red Squad, give me DC Young Fly.
Here, I need you here. (audience cheering)
Okay, and you know what?
I need to give these white people a chance
to redeem themselves. (audience laughing)
Give me Maddy, Maddy, I need you here.
(audience cheering)
Wildaroo!
- Oh my God, DC! Nice outfit.
I guess they renamed the show "Wild N' Out of the Closet."
(audience laughing)
- Well, first of all, yo' ass built
like the last drop of the toothpaste, ugly ass girl.
(everyone laughing)
Hold on, wait a minute,
(blows raspberry) ugly!
(everyone laughing)
- If we were in a relationship,
I'd be the man, (laughs) all right?
Walking him to his car, saying, "Hey,
"text me when you get home."
(audience laughing)
- Stay in your lane, okay?
You white people don't listen, stay in your lane.
- She wipe the ass out on this.
Y'know what yo' ass built like?
- [Maddy] Yeah?
- A wet french fry, ugly ass girl,
go ahead girl, ugly ass girl.
- All right, okay.
- You hate biscuits, ugly ass girl.
(everyone laughing)
But you love mayonnaise, ugly ass.
(audience laughing)
- [Maddy] Okay, I do, I do (laughs).
Okay, hold on, I got one more.
Let me tell you something- - No, no, no, no, no
no, no, no, wait, wait, wait- - I got one more,
yo, I got one more, let me do one more.
(whistle trilling)
All right, I had one more.
- Can I say one more thing?
- No!
- I had one more thing- - Please, please.
- You're ug- (whistle trilling)
He's ugly.
(audience laughing)
- Salt and pepper ain't seasoning (beep).
(audience laughing)
(Emmanuel laughing)
(Emmanuel sighs)
- You, out!
- [Audience] Got damned! (bell dings)
(air horn blowing) (audience cheers)
- [Nick] DJ D-Wrek-