♫ strings and claps ♫
(alarm clock buzzing)
- [Voiceover] I feel great.
I'm going to work out all the time now.
Being healthy is awesome.
Oooh, I'll make a healthy breakfast,
maybe some avocado toast.
(record scratching)
- [Voiceover] What the f***?
What is happening?
Oh my god, how, how do I move?
Ow, my butt is on fire!
Oh my god, like, how do I move?
If, if I bend my knees, my legs are
going to break off.
Okay, I'm just going to hold it.
I didn't even know these muscles existed.
How do they hurt so much?
How do people work out everyday?
Maybe I can just crawl like this all day.
This is ridiculous, I'm never going to work out again.
How do people work out and then
just act like everything is normal?
Made it.
Just going to stay here all day.
Being healthy sucks.