In heaven can I still get wasted on the weekends?
SHUT UP!!!
*angelic music the BANG*
Keith: No cursing is allowed.
Anthony: Get out my blessing way bro.
Ian: Or what you want me to bless you up.
Anthony: I'm gonna bless your mom then I'm gonna go home and bless your whole blessing family.
Ian: You know what F**K you A*****E, wait NO!!!
Keith: Sprouting wings.
Ian: Welcome to heaven. You finally get your wings.
Courtney: Oh bless yeah. Aughhhhhhh. Ian: Let it happen.
Ian: Oh one more thing, every night your wings fall off and you sprout new ones in the morning.
Courtney: Ohhh, bless my life
Ian: Get used to it.
Keith: Billy Mays.
Ian: Hi, Billy Mays here with a revolutionary new product, Sham Wow Wing Buddy! Don't you hate when your daily wings sprout and all that tough to remove blood gets all over your whi-guys? Guys?
Keith: All your dead family is alive.
Mom-Courtney: Where do you think your going dressed like that?
Teen-Chloe: Ugh, leave me alone mom.
Great Grandmother-Courtney: Where do you think your going dressed like that?
Mom-Courtney: Leave me alone Great Grandmother.
Great Great Great Great Great Grandmoher-Courtney: Where the doth thouest thinks they be traveling at dawn in such provocative ways?
Great Grandmother-Courtney: Leave me alone Great Great Great Great Great Grandmother.
Great Great Great Great Grandmother-Courttney: Heathen. *starts playing Heathens by T Ø P*
Keith: Billy Mays
Billy Mays: Hi, Billy Mays here! don't you hate working hard labor in the cloud mines?
Anthony: Not Interested
Billy Mays: for three easy payments of 19.95 i'll select one disadvantaged child from a third-world country, end his life on earth, and have him work hard labor for you!!
Anthony: isn't that slavery? i don't think that's legal here in heaven
Billy Mays: ACTUALLY its kind of a gray area!
Billy Mays: So what do ya' say, Buddy??
Anthony: bless off dude!
Billy Mays: if i could kill you in heaven i would!
Keith: all your dead pets are alive again!
Kieth: living on a cloud is really moist~
Courtney: are your socks wet?
Shayne: yup
Courtney: do we get another pair??
Shayne: nope...
Courtney: alright..
Keith: you run out of things to talk about
Anthony: we talked about dinosaurs yet?
Courtney: yup
Anthony: PHYSICS!
Courtney: yup..
Anthony: oh, what about that one episode of the power rangers where the pink ranger says the f-
Courtney: twice
Courtney: i just let you keep going the second time because you were so excited...
Anthony; oh...
Keith: WHY THE BLESS IS BILLY MAYS STILL HERE?!
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with new oxyclean heaven edition!!
Billy Mays: we all know we gotta keep out clothes PEARLY WHITE or we'll be sentenced to an eternity of hell-fire and damnation!!!
Anthony: thanks billy but, we're good..
Billy Mays: HEY GOD! look! his shirts all dirty and brown!!
Anthony: WAIT! NO GOD! ITS NOT MY FAULT! AHHHHHHH!
Billy Mays: and like that, he's gone!
Anthony: well, at least there's no Billy Mays here..
Ben Topper: hey there! i'm Ben Topper, otherwise known as the slapchop guy!
Ben Topper: i've got a GREAT new product here from hell, i call it, the hellchop!
Anthony: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ian: hey guys, thank you so much for subscribing!
Ian: if you wanna see bloopers from this video, AND a deleted scene featuring 2-pac
2-pac: come with me, watch me make a balloon doggie~
Ian: click the video on the left!
Ian: and if you want to see every walking dead ever, click the video on the right.
Noah: cant we just smear ourselves in guts like you guys did that one time in walk-through?!
asian guy: no! we only use good ideas like that once!
Ian: and if your on a heavenly touch screen device, all the links are in the description below!