- Hey everybody! (cheerful holiday music)
Pear here with Marshmallow! (fire crackling)
- Yay!
- And grapefruit!
- Good morrow.
- Today we're doing the Christmas Present Challenge.
These two will take turns picking gifts
without knowing what's inside.
One person will get a good present. The other will get coal.
- Yay!
I love Christmas and presents,
and absolutely everything about this challenge!
- Grapefruit? Do you share Marshie's enthusiasm?
- Pear, I'll attempt to keep this brief.
I came into today's challenge with a plan.
I'm going to use all of my senses,
all of my cunning, all of my strategy
to identify the good presents.
For five hours this morning,
I mentally prepared myself for this moment.
I hired a chef to cook an optimal game-day meal
specifically designed for me.
Meanwhile, Marshmallow is over there
getting distracted by a floating piece of lint.
- Yay! It's flying! It's flying!
This is my favorite bug!
- Marshmallow, that's not a bug. It is Lint.
- Oh, I love that name! I'm naming this bug, Lint (giggles)!
(Grapefruit groans intensely)
- Pear, I believe we can see the writing on the wall.
This Christmas Present Challenge isn't going to be close.
It's going to be a bloodbath.
And when that bloodbath is over,
I will be going home with a slew of incredible gifts,
and Marshmallow will be going home
with NBC: Nothing But Coal.
- Wow, strong words!
Well, I guess we should get right to it.
- I suppose we should.
- I caught Lint and I'm keeping him in this jar.
What should I feed Lint?
- How about some coal?
You're about to have a bunch of that laying around (laughs).
- Ooh! Great idea! I hope I get coal!
- This is too easy.
- Okay you two, here is your first round of gifts.
Grapefruit, you pick first.
Which gift will you open?
- Interesting. Here we have a lumpy,
heavy, coal-shaped gift.
And here we have a bicycle-shaped gift.
My, what a difficult decision.
Shall I go with the coal-shaped gift,
or the bicycle-shaped gift?
- Ooh, can I have the bicycle-shaped gift?
I think there's coal in that one.
- You may not have the bicycle-shaped gift!
For I have chosen it for myself.
Take the coal-shaped present,
and the inevitable loss that comes with it.
- Okay! Yay!
- Alright, open your presents on three!
One, two, three!
- What? (record scratches)
(bouncy cartoon music)
- Aw, a bicycle? Lint can't eat this!
- How the...
This was supposed to be a bicycle!
- If you don't want that coal, can I feed it to Lint?
- Lint does not eat coal!
- Oh! Sure enough! He's eating the bicycle after all! Yay!
Everything worked out!
(Grapefruit groans intensely)
- Okay, round one goes to Marshmallow!
Here comes round two! (triumphant music)
- Refocus, Grapefruit. (cheerful holiday music)
You got this.
- Marshmallow, which gift will you choose?
- Hmm!
Well, the obvious choice
would be to choose the present shaped
like a car-shaped piece of coal!
- Oh for cryin' out loud!
- But I'm gonna follow my gut and go with this present,
'cause it's shaped like a coal-shaped treasure chest!
- Alright, take your gifts you two.
Open them on three.
One, two, three!
- Yay! ("Joy to the World")
A coal-shaped treasure chest!
- What is happening?!
- And Lint eats precious metals,
just like I hoped he would!
Yay!
This is the greatest Christmas ever (giggles)!
- Well, that does it for today's challenge video, everyone.
Remember to like and subscribe,
and we'll see you next--
- Stop! No! (record scratches)
This will not stand!
I demand another round!
I refuse to leave here with two pieces of coal!
- Okay, uh, (light holiday music)
I guess we can do a lightning round.
- Yay! I love lightning!
- Yes, great. A lightning round.
Let's do it!
- We didn't have presents prepared,
but I guess we can have Orange whip something together.
Hey Orange?
(Orange passes gas) - Present (laughs)!
- Ugh! Hey Orange, can we get a couple gifts?
We're doing a last-minute lightning round!
- On it!
- Okay, focus up Grapefruit. This is your chance.
If you can pick a good present
this will have all been worth it.
- Okey-dokey! Here you go.
- Thank you Orange. (funky music)
Alright, Grapefruit.
Which gift do you pick?
- Hmm, identically-shaped boxes. Very clever.
Well not clever enough, because when I shake this box,
(rattling)
it sounds exactly like a lump of coal!
Ergo, I select that gift.
Final answer!
- Okay, great! Everyone have their boxes?!
One, two, three!
- TNT?
- What?
It was last-minute, and I had a bunch lying around.
- I'm actually okay with this.
I don't have a use for it,
(glass breaks and voice yells in the distance)
but what's important is that I got the good gift,
because Marshie got the coal.
- Coal? (record scratches)
- Yeah, the other gift is supposed to be coal.
- Oh!
Yeah I didn't know that.
- Then what did Marshie get?!
- Yay! I love lit candles!
Now let's see if Lint likes it too!
- Marshmallow, don't--
- Ooh, he's really taking to it! Yay!
He loves it so much, he's flying again!
Go Lint go!
- No! (other fruit screaming no)
(screaming)
(screaming) (TNT explodes)
("We Wish You a Merry Christmas" music)