ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE [BLEEP] FOOD WE'VE GOT, HERE WE
HAVE CHICKEN FEET.
[BLEEP] WE HAVE A THOUSAND YEAR OLD EGG.
WHICH I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE.
HOT SAUCE.
>> OH MY LORD.
>> James: A FISH EYE.
BIRD SAL IVA-- SAL IV A, AND A SCARAB BEETLE.
COD SPERM AND A SARDINE SMOOTHIE.
OKAY.
SO KHLOE.
>> PUT YOUR NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP, SIR.
>> James: OKAY.
FINE DINING AS IT IS.
>> THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME.
>> James: YOU'RE GOING TO GO FIRST, CLOAY, SO I WILL GIVE YOU
TO EAT, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, KHLOE, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A
LITTLE COD SPERM ALL UP IN THERE.
>> THAT IS LIKE-- THAT'S WHAT COD SPERM LOOKS LIKE?
>> James: AND WE MIGHT BE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHAT IT TASTES
LIKE.
[BLEEP] >> James: YOUR NEW SHOW
REVENGE BODY IS ON THE E NETWORK.
>> UH-HUH.
>> James: WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE
E NETWORK SHOW.
ROB & CHINA FEATURING ROB KARDASHIAN.
I AM KATE, FEET IT-- FEATURING CAITLYN JENNER O SEX WITH BROADY
FEATURING BRODY JENNER.
>> I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A SHOW.
>> GOD.
I DID NOT EVEN KNOW SEX WITH BRODY WAS A SHOW.
SO I GUESS I WOULD SAY SEX WITH BRODY.
>> James: SEX WITH BRODY IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SHOW ON THE
E NETWORK.
>> I MEAN AND ROB & CHINA.
I WILL SAY-- THERE YOU GO.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE ME TO EAT.
>> THIS IS LIKE BIRD SA LEIVA-- SALIVA.
YOU PUT IT IN SUCH A FANCY LITTLE GLASS THAT IT MAKES IT
LOOK SO NICE.
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> AND THE FACT THAT THIS IS IN FRONT OF ME, THIS IS LIKE-- I
CAN'T.
>> James: OKAY.
>> NAME A CELEBRITY WHO HAS BEEN RUDE TO YOU AT A PARTY.
AND IT WASN'T ME, HONEY.
>> THERE WAS SOMEONE-- .
>> James: THERE WAS SOMEONE.
BUT I DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE TRYING TO BOOK HIM ON THE
SHOW.
>> WHY WHAT YOU WANT, OKAY, IT'S A HIM.
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BOOK HIM IF HE'S RUDE.
SCREW HIM.
AND TELL US THE NAME.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) OH MY GOD!
>> James: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DRINK IT.
PIERCE BROS NAN.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) HE, I DONE THINK ES A HE A RAUD
MAN.
HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE RUDIMENT I WENT TO SEEU2.
AND I WAS WITH MY FRIEND LOUIS AND HIS WIFE AND MY WIFE.
AND PIERCE BROSNAN WAS WITH SOME FRIENDS AND THEY LEFT HALFWAY
THROUGH THE GIG.
AND WE LEFT A SPACE AND THEN HE HAD HAD BEEN GONE QUITE A LONG
TIME.
AND BONO WAS LIKE RATE HERE ON THIS SORT OF BIG RUNWAY IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE SHOW.
AT THE FORUM.
SO WE, ME AND MY WIFE MOVED INTO THIS AREA.
AND LITERALLY, I'VE NEVER FELT ANYTHING LIKE IT, THIS ARM WENT
ON HERE AND JUST PUSHED ME OUT THE WAY.
AND I LOOKED AT HIM LIKE THATnd HE DIDN'T EVEN GLANCE
AT MEMENT HE JUST MOVED BACK INTO HIS AREA, JUST LIKE THAT.
>> MAYBE HE WAS DRUNK.
>> James: MAYBE HE'S JUST A BIT [BLEEP] RUDE.
>> YEAH.
>> I LOVE THIS GAME, ACTUALLY.
>> James: I CAN ALREADY FEEL THE BOOKER OF OUR SHOW GOING NO!
OKAY.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU, KHLOE KARDASHIAN, I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOU A FISH EYEWITNESSES OH.
>> James: ALL RIGHT, A FISH EYE, RIGHT THERE, THERE IT IS.
>> THIS IS LIKE-- .
>> James: NO, DON'T DO, THAT BECAUSE I CAN'T EAT THIS.
WHO WROTE THIS?
ALL RIGHT.
>> YOU GUYS, IT IS A REAL [BLEEP] FISH EYE.
>> James: IT SAY REAL FISH EYEWITNESSES AND I THINK THERE
IS BLOOD ON THAT ONE.
>> James: RIGHT, HERE'S YOUR QUESTION, ARE YOU READY?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS QUESTION.
>> OH, COME ON.
>> James: DO YOU THINK O.J.
DID IT?
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> OH MY GOD, IT'S-- .
>> James: YOU GOT THIS.
>> IT JIG ELS.
>> James: YOU GOT THIS.
>> I THINK I MIGHT THROW UP.
>> James: WELL, THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL FOR OUR RATINGS.
NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO IT, ARE YOU DOING IT?
>> LOOK, IT'S-- .
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING OUT.
LOOK, IT'S COMING OUT.
>> James: STOP, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T.
YOU CAN'T, YOU CAN'T-- COME ON!
YOU CAN DO.
>> OH.
>> James: DON'T SQUEEZE IT.
>> I HAVE LONG NAILS, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO.
>> James: GO ON.
YOU GOT THIS.
OH MY GOD!
(APPLAUSE) [BLEEP].
>> CAN I CURSE ON THIS SHOW.
>> James: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YOU'RE FINE.
ALL RIGHT, HOW WAS THAT?
>> I DON'T EVEN EAT RED MEAT LET ALONE AN EYE.
>> James: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE-- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
GIVE ME.
>> HOLY COW.
>> James: YOU HAVE THE BEETLE, THE SCARAB BEAT E8, THE THOUSAND
YEAR OLD EGG.
>> WHAT SHOULD I GIVE JAMES.
THE FACT THAT THAT IS EVEN A THING?
THERE YOU GO, SIR.
>> James: LOOK-- IT'S THE NAILS.
>> YOU GUYS.
OH, THAT-- .
>> James: ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS THE QUESTION.
>> WHO'S BEEN THE WORST SINGER ON CAR POOL KARAOKE?
THOSE NAILS LOOK REALLY PRETTY, RIGHT?
>> James: I JUST THINK IT'S SO UNFAIR TO ANSWER THAT.
I MEAN I COULD TELL YOU WHO IT IS.
>> OR YOU COULD EAT A HAND.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) NO.
>> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, KHLOE
KARDASHIAN, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KHLOE,
KARDASHIAN, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH KHLOE, PHARRELL AND CAMERON DALLAS.
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