hi i'm josh i'm ollie and today we're
reviewing christian tick tock with a
real priest
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i tried tik tok for a while yeah
ah
i can't keep up with that it's too much
the ai once it knows you it freaking
sucks your soul out into the exactly
just every day you're just providing
more data points to the chinese
government
oh no
wow can we say that people have been
sending us some stuff okay so we thought
let's review it
eden
oh gosh
that's terrifying
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wow wow this guy's got moves
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wow these people are really creative
oh this person is one person
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wow
that is the story of the fall of man
made on tick tock yeah biblically
accurate uh it is as much as that is the
story of you know the snake temps
adam and eve and they fall yeah
historically accurate
there are different interpretations that
you can hold you could see as a
metaphorical interpretation of pursuing
one's own desires and interests above
god or you could say this is a literal
story but still the meaning is the same
and either way it doesn't really
shake my face so it might not have
actually been a dance battle between
them well i mean
yeah i mean i i think the snake only has
one move okay
so
surely he would do stole it from the
worm
exactly one of you
will betray me tonight
is it me jesus
no
is it me jesus
it's not you either is it me jesus
is it me jesus
wow
wow isn't that in the bible it isn't
that i think uh judas doesn't ask
directly that makes sense yeah it does
yeah would that be a major double bluff
we're moving on to adrian bliss now he
was on youtube he's been big on cotton
yeah you back in the day he was on
youtube legend what about like like a
reactor or oh i'd have a real name
i mean i hear that they're asking orders
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so he's kind of taking like humor that
we would understand and applying it to
kind of biblical stories which is quite
funny and creative yeah it's less funny
when you explain it yeah sorry
i'm sorry queuing for noah's ark hi one
elephant please oh we've already got two
elephants i'm afraid what yeah they got
about half an hour ago that's no no i
was told six o'clock yeah it's first
time first but i've got a ticket i'll
ticket the nice guarantee entry on
friday i'm gonna need to speak to
manager actually i mean i'm literally no
one so i'm supposed to go off and down
that line you'll have to make
alternatives
i won't forget this next
one mammoth please
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the story of noah's ark there's not a
very obvious moral like everyone was bad
god then killed everyone
and that's why we have rainbows rainbows
you know like even as a child i remember
like
that surely didn't have to happen
it depends how you look at it really i
mean definitely there is a side which is
quite hard to take for me it symbolizes
the way that god brings all that is good
into a safe vessel
and then even in the midst of the waves
and the storms and the destruction
around it he brings them to a safe place
you may all look and see a rainbow but
actually the way the light refracts
through those raindrops each rainbow you
see will be perfectly unique to you and
that speaks to me of the way in which
salvation is for all and yet it is also
personal hello i've made enough bread
and fish for exactly five hours
enjoy thank you jesus there you go oh
atlantic cod
sorry if you got any vegan options vegan
yeah i don't eat fish we just have bread
there has it got gluten in it
yeah it always looks at the camera well
i don't really know why could you do a
gluten-free dough i wouldn't even
or something no i do eat eggs right but
only from chickens that didn't mind look
it's just i've just got bread and fish
i'll just have bread then right take it
oh sourdough
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would jesus be vegan
i don't know ask him he would be
concerned with the way that we treat
creation that it's not a um an
industrial warehouse for us to just
take what we want from and throw away
but don't get on a high horse about yeah
okay no one wants
yeah
chill out yeah
priest is telling you that wow
no you did not know that yes i did but
you didn't think for a second that i was
gonna feel that dagger in my body like
that was gonna hurt
that's real tough you're gonna have to
let it go i'm all for the whole father
faith thing you got going on but that
would that was
that was intense man
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it would have been a bit awkward a bit
yeah yeah i think that there a lot of
people misinterpret what god is doing in
this situation so up to this point there
was a lot of people who believed killing
your children for god or for a deity was
a good thing so i think he's saying to
abraham as he begins the jewish faith
right now you're going to do that i've
seen that your faith is strong fine
i do not want this for future bad news
for goats everywhere that is a staple in
the beginning of judaism like don't
sacrifice your kids the most memorable
way possible yeah especially for isaac i
bet he didn't forget that day
like nearly happened to me
super traumatic
hey god what's up hey angel did you give
the dinosaurs more muscle like i asked
what
i told you to make them meatier meteor
make them a meteor
meteor
um excuse me yeah what animal are you
again i just i i can't seem to find you
on my list oh i i'm like i should be on
there what are you because you've never
gotta move away from me a lizard a
lizard um
what kind
um
a big one
big lizard
yeah
you're a dinosaur aren't you
yeah you know what we have to do don't
you
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unicorn hang on
what are you
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serious question you can ask me about
dinosaurs well i feel like we've covered
this before we can joke about this
because i know that it just doesn't
bother you at all but it does really
bother some people right
why do you think that is gosh it's
really hard to
put words on onto it i suppose but as a
christian it's not like
here's a book that gives you all the
answers for everything it's like here is
a book that communicates to me about the
love of god which i have experienced in
my life
and i know is true in the deepest part
of who i am
and that's what i want to give my life
to so
yeah i don't know i
i have no idea where what happened to
the dinosaurs but i don't really care
yeah fair enough i mean they're cool and
i like jurassic park all right next up
excuse got skills no i don't think i
would be a priest
or even
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my dance moves would come in handy
the joy of the lord
why do i feel like this is you yeah yeah
because that's pretty much how i rock
and roll
in the
in the club
bless you yeah
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