Hello underachievers!
I'm back here with Corry.
What's up?
Before we get into the video,
just want to let you guys know
that I have a new merch!
It's a picture of me from when I was maybe 10
with a silly haircut,
for the new single that I released,
"MIND BLANK NO THOUGHTS".
And speaking of "MIND BLANK NO THOUGHTS",
you should go listen to it;
and also, I just started a new Tik Tok trend:
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- It's very sad. - Yes.
- You'll cry? - I will.
[ Crying ]
Cry your freckles away.
Today we are talking about bad women's anatomy.
What is that?
It's bad women's...
And their anatomy.
Not quite!
Bad woman's anatomy is pretty much, you know,
where people misunderstand the anatomy of the female body.
Which is always fun,
I know people that didn't know that there were three holes in females.
They didn't know there was:
A poo hole,
a pee hole,
and the other hole.
Did you know?
I didn't.
Now I do.
No, I didn't before, I do know now.
By the way, we know that Jamie and Shaaba just did a "bad woman's anatomy" video.
We're doing this because I asked what video you guys wanted us to film
and you said this one.
Overwhelmingly, so I suggested this one.
So that's why we're doing it.
We had this idea first.
We just took too long to do it.
I mean, they've done the videos before.
Sure, fine.
So, somebody said:
"Right. Like, I'm a virgin and I'm horny all the time lmao".
The response was this:
"Judging by your profile picture,
"I'm gonna assume that you're female,
"and the thing is that it's impossible for virgin women to experience sexual arousal".
- "God created..." - What's that?
- Yeah? - That insinuates that,
up until after the first time a woman has, have--
Has sex, then she is not aroused,
which means that, on the marriage day,
you are having sex with a non-aroused woman.
I know, because I think that...
Because, you're not a virgin as soon as-- The minute that you start having sex,
you're no longer a virgin.
So you immediately become aroused for the first time in your life.
Just sudden onset...
Arousal.
"God created women for the sole purpose of pleasuring men and,
"of course, bearing children".
No, no, no, no, no. Where in the bible is--
- What's wrong with this? - Who says that in the Bible?
Who said that?
God comes down.
He says, "Adam, you're bro.
"You've been jacking it too much.
"Here's a girl to jack it into.
"But there's a price.
"Kitties will pop out".
To stop Adam from jacking it.
[ Laughs ]
Who thinks this?
Christian, evidently.
Women are purely for sexual gratification of men.
And for bearing children.
I mean, at least there wasn't another kitchen joke.
Yeah, I know, right? That's nice.
Women don't need to cook.
They just need to have sex and bear kids.
Which, to be fair, is not a bad lot in life.
If you get rid of the kids part.
[ Laughs ]
"When she gets married, she will be turned on by her husband".
"She WILL be turned on by her husband".
So she's not turned on by her husband until she's married.
Yeah, how do you know that you've found the right guy?
That's what I mean, like...
Sure, like, don't have sex until marriage, if that's what you want to do.
But, surely, you'd want to know!
At least, look at his [ ].
Yeah, like, is that allowed!
- Are you allowed to have a little peek? - A little peek.
A little pee pee peek.
Satisfactory!
And then, you continue dating.
No, I don't know!
Because you're allowed to do everything about sex, right?
- Including-- - You're allowed to do everything butt sex!
"When she gets married, she will be turned on by her husband,
"in order for the sex to feel better for both him and her.
"Virgin woman's bodies literally cannot experience arousal.
"So you claiming to be 'horny all the time'
"just doesn't make any sense whatsoever!"
- That's the end. - That's the end.
It's true, though, right?
I do science!
Virgin women just can't be turned on.
They've done studies.
[ Laughs ]
I don't know why so many men think that like,
sexual attraction and being horny is exclusively male.
Well, that's crazy, yeah.
Maybe it's because women don't want to have sex with those type of men...
Maybe that's it!
Women don't want to have sex with those type of men,
so they're just like, "oh, women aren't horny".
"Women never get horny, because they don't want to have sex with me".
It's like, no, it's just...
Just you! You're the problem.
Men just don't know what turns women on.
Like, okay, so put it-- Do you know superheroes?
Like Batman and super-- They're like, giant?
Like, rippling muscles?
That's what straight men find attractive about men--
- Oh! The male gaze. - Yeah, it's the male gaze.
Whereas women looking at men are like, "no, give me a...
"Give me a laid boy, like Timothée Chalamet
"or a Tom Holland". That's what they want.
I don't think women are exclusively into twinks.
Tom Hiddleston?
[ Laughs ]
Anybody who is attracted to men should be attracted to Loki.
Not Tom Hiddleston, just Loki.
But Loki's sex is fluid.
- Bla, bla, bla! - [ Corry Laughs ]
Next question!
Did you know that, once you've lost your virginity,
you can actually restore it?
Yeah, I've been looking for mine.
Don't know, I must have misplaced it.
It's not that virginity is something in which you can lose possession of.
Not the metaphorical sense of "losing a virginity".
Do you know how to restore it?
By butt sex...? I don't know.
Exercise your pelvic floor muscles.
Oh! They're talking about the hymen.
- Yeah. - They don't understand the hymen.
- No, this is about women. - Right.
Why are you talking about my virginity?
You can use Ben Wa balls?
It just says, "exercise and sweat will restore your virginity".
So, as long as you're an athlete, you can have sex before marriage.
Ah! Hold on. This is my favorite one:
"Try gooseberries".
I love gooseberries.
I didn't know that it could restore a woman's virginity.
What if you can have sex before marriage, but you just feed them gooseberries afterwards?
Like a morning after pill?
God doesn't care as long as you eat gooseberries!
He does what you get your-- You know...
He does like you [...].
I assume this article is about trying to tighten up the downstairs area,
but how do gooseberries do that?
Maybe they mean "try gooseberries" as in "putting gooseberries up",
because they're sour and, you know,
when you put a sour thing in your mouth, you go...
It's the same thing all happening.
I'm not picturing that.
"Dear women.
"When men have sex with you,
they deposit some of their personality in you through their discharge".
I see.
I understand the scientific part of that, because when you have a child,
the child is somewhat like you.
So maybe that's where the confusion's from.
It's not about genetics, it's about discharge.
Sperm don't actually have any genetics whatsoever.
There's no genetic material.
They just have little personality points in them
and they swim to the egg
and they deposit their personality.
"Having multiple men discharged into you negatively affects your psyche and personality.
"God designed women to be recipients of only their husband's discharge".
You know what? This guy's accidentally done, is said:
"Having men discharged into you negatively affects your psyche and personality".
Yeah, only if those men have awful personalities.
What if...
You were to find a bunch of men that have the exact same personality?
You tricked God!
God doesn't know,
because it's just they're putting their sexuality--
They're putting their personality into you through their discharge.
- But God knows everything. - Evidently not.
You just find men with the same personality.
And, obviously, you could also just find men with no personality.
Oh, that's it!
This guy has no personality and he wants women to have sex with him,
because he's like a free pass.
I was more just thinking...
I was more just thinking that this post could be like a "all men suck" post,
because it's really men destroying everything, right?
- Well, that's true. - Like, a woman is perfect,
until she's tarnished by a man.
Yeah, that is what christians think.
That's why you wait 'till marriage.
Also, why don't we respect women more?
If they're so perfect and it's men that destroy everything.
I have something for you, it's called "feminism".
You should try it.
Shut up!
The only reason we should respect women is because they're better than men.
That's misandrist.
Misandry.
Miss Andry.
It's Mrs. Andry now.
She can get married.
Ms. Andry. Got divorced.
Mx. Andry.
So a man sent a woman a picture of her boobs and said:
"Yeah, you got to be autistic because boobs are stupid huge".
I think people have an absolute misunderstanding of what autism is.
Yeah, they do.
Autism doesn't make you stupid.
It doesn't make you Sheldon Cooper.
But, yes it does!
Because that's what all autistic people are like in the media!
That's true, the only autistic person you can ever find in the media is...
Well, Sheldon Cooper.
Sheldon Cooper, but for medicine.
Sheldon Cooper, but for penguins.
That's it, those three.
Do girls have autism?
No, no, no!
What would they like, trains?
Don't be silly!
I didn't-- Honestly, what I... This one...
I didn't realize it was an insult.
I didn't connect the dots between "stupid" and "autistic" in my head.
That just wasn't a thing.
I didn't get...
Well, the woman says:
"I have to be AUTISTIC,
"because my TITS are huge.
"You're going on Reddit, my dude, that's just [ ] hilarious".
It's incredible how some people on this planet just occupy a completely different world.
I just find it funny that men think women enjoy being insulted.
Because it's kind of like, a backhanded thing.
- It's like a nagging thing. - Yeah!
It's like, "all your boobs are so big, you're autistic".
So, Stefan says:
"I can't believe Taylor Swift is about to turn 30.
"She still looks so young!"
I will produce sperm until my dying day, but a woman...?
Her little eggies are gone by the the very minute she--
The clock strikes 12 on her 30th birthday.
- Well, that's-- - They're gone. Evacuated!
That's what he's saying:
"It's strange to think that 90% of her eggs are already gone.
"97% by the time she turns 40.
"So I hope she thinks about having kids before it's too late".
Is it true?
That women lose 90% of their eggs by 29?
Nah, I don't think so, I think that...
You can have children up until menopause.
It doesn't-- Well, to be honest,
doesn't matter how many of your eggs you lose, up until a certain point.
As long as you... As long as you've got a few left.
Yeah, you only need a couple knocking about in there.
Yeah, one, really.
But, let's be real, right? For all the awful things that Stefan has done,
he is right about this one thing.
Taylor Swift would be a fun mom, wouldn't she?
She would. She'd be wonderful.
Oh, your legs are sticky.
I know, it's horrible and hot.
You're wearing a very heavy top.
Do you want to leave? I'll just finish this one up for you.
Still too hot!
Before we started filming, I said,
"you should just film this topless".
Yeah, but I needed to promote my merch!
What I really love is that all of this is fair game
for...
Jamp to use.
Yes.
Do you know any pregnancy facts?
There's only been three pregnant women ever.
- Eve. - Mmm-hmm.
- Your mom. - No.
- And my mom. - Yes.
Eve, you're mom
and Mary.
Okay.
Where did all the other babies come from?
Storks.
Oh, that makes sense.
Just storks.
[Laughing] Why is this a stork?
[ Stork Sound ]
- Well, I've got some pregnancy facts. - Yes.
"Babies, do not harm the host.
"At all!
"As a matter of fact,
"a lot of the time the mother's health increases while she's pregnant".
So if you ever hear a pregnant woman complaining about her health,
her back,
her boobies being too heavy and being painful.
- Her... - Her baby kicking.
Because babies are violent.
They little kick monsters, aren't they?
Yeah! And they grow toenails early, specifically,
so they can scratch the inside of their mother's stomachs.
- Babies are not kept in your stomach. - With their toes?
- Yes. - [Laughing] With their toes?
Talons!
Circle of life, in it.
Birds rip children out of their mother's tummy
and then deliver them.
Yeah, a woman eats a child and then the stork...
- Rips it out! - GIVE IT BACK!
And then delivers... Delivers it to her nine months later.
Imagine storks knocking on your door.
"BABY HERE!"
"Don't want it! No!"
Yeah, apparently, the woman's health increases while she's pregnant.
"Her bones get stronger.
"Her hair is fuller.
"Her skin clears up".
Now, "her bones get stronger".
Your teeth can rot!
Yeah, no. You...
Pregnant women have free access to dentists in the UK,
because the baby steals all the minerals.
Like, not even kidding!
Like, babies are parasites!
That's why women need to have like, folic acid and like...
Like avoid certain foods and eat a bunch of different stuff,
because babies are just sucking it all through the placenta!
You crave that mineral.
Yes. Children steal the teeth inside the womb!
They climb up into your mouth at night and pull...
So, anyway, we'll continue, because there's lots to say:
"The mother and child is a symbiotic relationship that is perfectly designed for both parties
"and it's essential for the propagation of our species".
Birth is not designed properly!
Babies rip sometimes!
Babies rip. The mummies rip, which is very important.
They rip!
What else do they do?
They have big heads,
so they have to be born when they're bad at being humans.
That's why they can't even lift their neck.
Babies come out of the womb like this...
Useless little floppy sacks of meat.
Wobbly and that.
You see, giraffes come straight out of the womb.
- They gallop! - Yeah?
They gallop, they run.
You see, pterosaurs coming out of an egg, they can fly!
Also, symbiotic relationships?
Sorry, a little bit of science here:
That's not what a symbiotic relationship is.
One: Symbiotic relationship is between two different species.
Two: Even if they were two different species, it's not symbiotic,
because the baby is just taken from the mother and giving ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in return.
It's parasitic.
It's a parasitic relationship.
"In some cases, women get sick while they're pregnant,
"but that is mostly due to the body cleansing itself of toxins
to prepare for hosting the child".
Literally not how that works.
And morning sickness is, you know, just preparation.
- It's literally... - Why do people get morning sickness?
The body is constantly cleansing itself of toxins using the liver.
What do people think the body does?
Just holds on to toxins, then decides,
"well, I bet-- I guess I'd better vomit these out".
It's what farting is.
Okay, we're going to take a biology lesson.
So, here's an interesting conversation between two friends:
"If she wasn't on the pill and you didn't use condoms,
"obviously she would get pregnant.
"Pull out method doesn't work well dude, you did this to yourself".
I assume you got someone pregnant.
"I [ ] know that, I'm not a dumbass!
"I didn't 'pull out.
"I made sure she went and took a [ ]
"after each time he had sex so the sperm would come out".
So I don't know how the [ ] this happened.
Like, I understand that, you know, males have, you know,
one hole for peeing and cumming.
Like, that all comes out at the end of your willy.
It's not the same for females.
How can you not know that?
How big do you think the pee-- Like, you...
You think it comes out like a watershed? Like a hose?!
[ Laughs ]
It would just pull up.
You sneeze and you're like... A waterfall!
[ Laughs ]
That is so depressing.
This person says, "Mark, you're taking the [ ], right?
"Girls [ ] after sex to avoid UTIs and [ ], not pregnancy".
"She told me it was to avoid pregnancy. Pick up, please".
Just to explain, after you have sex, you should pee,
because bacteria gets in a pee hole.
If you've got the female parts, you have sex, pee afterwards,
because the pee hole's full of disgusting man things.
How they ruin everything and are dirty...
- That's not very nice, - They tarnish everything.
My penis' cleans.
It's got a little... It's like a little pipe cleaner.
That's so gross.
That's so gross!
[Laughing] A little pipe cleaner.
- His penis does not clean. - It does!
Did you know that the female orgasm is pure sin?
"It serves no reproductive function, just selfishness".
That is true.
If you watch the Sci Guys' episode, "The Science of Orgasms",
with Noah Finnce, which is linked below,
you'll be able to find that out.
You're going to add anything of value or just promote your podcast?
I'm fine just promoting my podcast.
It's very funny how much men hate women.
Like, for a group of people; like, straight men,
they just want to [ ] women, right?
That's their main goal in life.
I just would have thought, if I was a straight guy and,
you know, I wanted to have lots of sex with my really hot and attractive wife,
I would think, "oh, maybe if I make it better for her,
she'd want to do it more with me",
rather than me just being like, "ah, had a great time, no effort for you!"
Surely, like, you'd think, "oh, maybe if it's a good time for her,
"she'll want to, you know, have sex with me more".
Because I know a lot of men that think, you know, an orgasm for women
it's not the same as it is for men.
It doesn't just feel good.
It's just kind of there, doesn't have to happen.
Yeah, because a lot of men view like their orgasm as the end point,
because they can't go on anymore.
That's porn's fault--!
- No, it's not. - It's not...
- But it also is porn's fault. - A little bit, yeah.
It's selfishness!
Please, you ladies, men.
Jeff responds:
"Oh, you poor sweet child. No good woman enjoys sex.
"Real life is not a pornography.
"They do it because they know procreation
"is the greatest love they can give to their Lord and Family.
"I've heard if a woman is pure; body, mind and spirit,
"she can have an orgasm during childbirth".
That is true.
Ladies, you don't deserve an orgasm until you have children.
Do you think that's why so many christians have so many children?
- Because that's the only time they-- - Chasing orgasms.
- Yeah... - They're just,
"oh, God, now I've got to have sex with my husband,
"but maybe, nine months down the line, after, you know,
"the baby has made me incredibly strong and healthy,
"I'll have an orgasm!".
It's an investment!
I mean, pregnancy is great for them, because it makes them very healthy, right?
It stops them from getting sick,
and then they get to have a nice lovely orgasm at the end of it.
I just think, what-- How common is it for somebody
to orgasm while giving birth?
- Probably not very. - It's not uncommon.
There's a fun fact that:
"Because women are born with all their ovaries,
"your grandmother once carried the ovary that became you inside of your mother".
So your grandma's ACTUALLY your mum,
because she had the egg that you were in?
Yeah, she had the ovaries just sitting in there, right?
- All the ovaries... - They passed down--
It's like an heirloom.
There's no eggs.
No, no, no eggs. Just the ovary.
You know when you get married , here's like a family heirloom?
"Oh, this is the ring that my great-grandma had".
That's actually full of ovaries
and eggs
and that's why you get married before you have sex,
because otherwise, you could have someone else's child accidentally.
I don't know enough about ovaries to dispute that.
It's not true!
Wow, that is one misguided photoshop.
Her bum is not that big.
It can't be.
That's not her bum.
I mean, maybe it's just a really strange ang...
But it can't be.
Did you know that there is no life in the womb?
Just death and sadness every four weeks,
unless a man puts life into it?
So, you know how people have periods?
I'm aware some people have periods, yeah.
That's...
That's just...
It's kind of like, the body crying for a man.
Every month you bleed it's a sign that you should get married.
- It's a punishment. - It's a punishment.
Not having a man have sex with you.
God said, "get laid".
"The man carries life.
"He carries seed.
"His two eggs..."
Testes.
Why are they calling them eggs?
Because they look like eggs, like big life-giving eggs.
- Sure... - You know, because eggs symbolize life.
And if something has an egg, then it can give life.
Unless it's a woman, in which case...
No, no.
"His two eggs, testes, carries LIVING moving life forms
"that are being nurtured and maintained in his natural incubator
"that regulates temperature".
"The woman isn't God".
So, said God is not a woman, so...
Probably inform Ariana Grande.
I feel like men like this just feel very insecure about the fact
that people talk about women as life-givers and stuff, they're like:
"No, I want to be it too! Women can--
"Women don't give-- My sperm gives--"
It's... Both, right?
Like, it's both of you together make life.
It's just that one of you carries that life.
Stop feeling so insecure.
You've already got everything else in the world, just let women have this one thing.
I think this is part of the whole "men feeling like they're unnecessary".
Because, you know that, realistically, you could actually have a child
without a man being involved at all.
- Yeah. - Could just do that.
So, men actually aren't necessarily...
Necessary.
Yeah, just milk them and chuck them.
Don't even need to milk them, you do that with women!
- Men have no purpose. - It's true, yeah.
Except to give pleasure to women, obviously.
That is so true! That's all men are--!
To give pleasure to women and to work.
In fact, the whole point of men working is just to keep them out of the way, right?
- Yeah, they're a nuisance, really. - Pointless!
Get out the way! Go work in a field, man!
So I don't know where this is from,
but it's a guy talking about having sex with somebody and not feeling satisfied.
"A depressed soon to be divorced mother of two.
"It was the first time I ever experienced the hotdog down a hallway thing.
"So loose. Oh, so loose.
"Was not particularly good".
The guys that say this realize that they're just saying their dick small.
That's what I mean, like, if your dick was big enough,
this wouldn't be an issue.
Because, I'm gonna be a little bit vulgar here,
I don't think a vagina can be like, so wide that you're not feeling anything, right?
That's just not possible.
And for it to be that wide,
if we pretend that, actually, yes,
having sex with a vagina makes it stretch out,
it would only stretch out to the width of like, the thickest [ ] that had gone in.
At the absolute most.
So what you're saying is you have a smaller [ ] than other men.
You're just saying the last man that she [ ] had a bigger [ ] than you
and you're upset about it!
Like, which is fine.
It's fine to have a smaller [ ] than other people,
but clearly it's something that would upset you,
so it's quite funny.
Well, there's some bad woman's anatomy.
How does it make you feel?
Makes me feel good that we understand women
so deeply and intimately.
It's true, because I was a woman.
I mean, you were a girl.
What do you think about that?
- No, I turned 18... No, I-- - No, you didn't.
You were never a woman.
You know when I make jokes about like,
"oh, when I was a a woman", people be like,
"you're not a woman, you were never a woman".
And I'm like, "yeah, I was like, it's okay...
"You can say it, shut up".
- Yeah. - They're actually right.
Yeah, because you were just a little girl and you graduated to being a man.
Just a little twinkie girl.
[ Laughs ]
Okay, that's it. Goodbye.
Well, that's the end of the video!
Have a good day, or don't,
See you later losers!
Goodbye!
Jamp, put a t-shirt on him in post.
[ Laughs ]