- Hey BuzzFeeders and bottom feeders,
it's Tom Kenny, the voice of SpongeBob SquarePants.
- And this is Bill Fagerbakke.
I'm the voice of Patrick.
Hi.
- What are we doing staring into your computer right now?
We are taking a BuzzFeed quiz.
By answering these questions,
this quiz will divine which SpongeBob character you are,
or which one you are most like.
- I can't wait to find out.
- Lets do it!
(bouncy music)
This is question one:
Pick a rockin' Bikini Bottom anthem
to sing at your next karaoke night.
- Is that tonight, or tomorrow?
- Sweet Victory, nah it makes me think of Adam Levine.
Ah The Campfire Song, The FUN song,
Ripped Pants, the theme song.
Oh, you know what?
That might be good if there's drinks flowing.
If the karaoke night is in a cocktail situation,
a pirate seas shanty is allows a good way to go 'cause--
- What is The Best Day Ever?
If you pick that one would the writer get royalties?
- You're right, I'm going Best Day Ever.
I wrote that song.
I'm gonna make two cents out of this answer.
You have to get out of bed thinking that
today's gonna be a good day or else why bother?
- And I'm gonna take The Campfire Song
'cause they wrote it right here,
so it will be easy to spell.
(laughing)
Pick the fruit you would most like
to call your undersea home.
- Oh, which fruit would you like to live in?
Location, location, location.
Apple, watermelon--
- [Bill] Pineapple.
- [Tom] That could be in a seedy neighborhood too.
(laughing)
Pineapple, that's nice, has that familiarity.
Banana,
ooh dragon fruit, - [Bill] That's scary!
- [Tom] or tomato.
Yes, tomatoes are a fruit, not a vegetable.
Most of your know that.
I'm gonna go with dragonfruit Bill.
- I'm gonna go with watermelon 'cause it's so sweet.
- Of the following, which random word
speaks to you the most?
Wumbo, Imagination,
Hoopla!
- [Bill] Weast?
- Remember that one?
- Yeah, Weast!
- Patrick's favorite direction.
Chocolate, what?
Chocolate, I remember when they invented chocolate.
Texas! - [Bill] Texas!
- Oh man, I've gotta go with chocolate.
Just cause I like those two crazy old ladies.
What are you going with?
- I'm going with wumbo.
- Why?
- ♪ I wumbo he, she, me wumbo. ♪
Which of your fellow Bikini Bottom dwellers
would you most enjoy spending your day off with Tom?
Karen the computer.
- [Tom] Karen the Computer.
- [Bill] Larry the Lobster.
- [Tom] Larry the lobster, spending my day of with?
- [Bill] Bubble Buddy.
- [Tom] Bubble Buddy.
- Gary the Snail.
- Meow.
- [Bill] Mrs Puff!
- [Tom] Oh I love Mrs Puff.
Or I'd prefer alone time, thanks.
- I love me some Mary Jo Catlett, so I'm going Mrs Puff.
- You're gonna go with Mrs Puff?
- Yeah.
- Karen the Computer, I actually am married to her
in real life, so she'd probably prefer that I
keep my distance.
Ah, Larry the Lobster, nah he's make me go to the gym.
Bubble Buddy, too fragile.
You know Bill, I agree with you,
I'm going to go with Mrs Puff too,
just because she is one of my favorite
characters on the show
and she's nice.
And she's been around the block man,
she's done time in jail.
Pick your favorite instrument to play and/or listen to:
Clarinet, Violin, Piano,
Acoustic Guitar, Drums or --
- Mayonnaise.
- Nope!
- Mayonnaise?
- No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
- I wanna play the drums.
- You like drums?
- Yeah. - You like hitting stuff.
Patrick likes hitting stuff.
- It's easy, I don't--
- I'm gonna go with mayonnaise,
'cause it's the best sounding of the condiments
and the easiest to tune.
Alright Bill?
- [Bill] Pick your favorite item from the following:
either A Krabby Patty? - [Tom] Ooh!
- [Bill] Patrick's Secret Box.
- [Tom] Not all food items.
Chocolate! - [Bill] Chocolate!
A 10-Gallon Hat,
A possibly stolen balloon,
or A Krusty Krab Pizza (its the pizza for you and me)
- ♪ Krusty Krab, yeah! ♪
Oh man, I'm gonna go with Secret Box
'cause that could have anything in it.
You know, the possibilities are endless.
- And I love a possible stolen balloon
'cause that was such an awesome episode.
- Little clepto, you're a little clepty.
And finally, are you ready?
Are you ready Bill?
- Never.
- [Tom] Here are your choices:
I'm ready, I'm ready!
That's choice one.
Choice two: Ready for what?
Choice three: Oh no.
- [Bill] Oh no.
- [Tom] Choice four: Ready to count me money!
Ready or not!
Ha ha ha ha
My bad Squidward.
- [Tom & Bill] Ready for the secret formula!
- I'm in the college.
Wait, wait a minute, this is not a race Patirck.
I'm ready, I'm ready!
- [Bill] I'm ready, I'm ready!
(bouncy music)
- What?!
How could that be?
(laughing)
- You're Mr Krabs.
- We're both Mr Krabs?
- We're both ah ah ah!
- You got Mr- I can understand if I got Squidward
'cause I get older and crankier every year,
but Mr Krabs. - Can you do that shriek?
Can you do the crab shriek?
(shrieking)
I can't, I can't. - No.
You're a natural born leader
dedicated to your craft, with a K, get it?
Like craft, but with a K 'cause Krabby patties.
And a hard worker through and through.
But what's weird about that,
it doesn't say that you got Mr Krabs
'cause you're greedy or avaricious.
- Hhmm.
- It's because you're a natural born leader
and a hard worker.
- Well--
That's positive. - I like it!
Bill, I like it.
You are a natural born leader and a hard worker.
- Just keep your paws off me wallet.
(laughing)
- Surprising, I'm gonna take this test again.
Something must have gone wrong.
Let me check my email first.
(laughing)
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