(light music)
(ding)
- Mondays.
Am I right?
- It's Wednesday.
(ding)
- Tgif.
Am I right?
- It's Thursday.
- Right.
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You're the elevator guy.
- I'm sorry?
- It's just you're usually already in the elevator so.
- Oh, I took the subway today.
- Oh, okay.
- And the parking garage is one floor below.
- Right.
- So when I drive, I park in the garage
but today I didn't drive so.
- That's why you weren't in the elevator.
- Yes.
- Okay.
We should solve mysteries together.
(ding)
Hey.
- Hey.
- That smells really good.
- Oh, it's chicken piccata,
stuffed shells and orecchiette.
- Orecchiette.
You know that means little ears?
It's like, hello pasta.
(laughing)
So do you have any fun plans for the weekend?
- Yeah, actually tonight I'm going to a cooking class.
- That's so great.
I love cooking.
- Yeah, it's going to be for a first date.
- Oh.
- Yeah, I'll let you know how it goes.
That cooking class last night was great.
- Oh.
Good.
- I got you a flyer.
I know you said you like cooking
so I figured you could learn.
- I actually already know how to cook
so I don't need to learn.
- Oh, right.
Okay, you know how to cook.
That's why you got upset.
Okay.
- I didn't get upset.
- No, you know, I mean huffy.
- Huffy?
- No, this is my fault.
I'm not communicating.
That's not what I meant.
I'm,
this is my floor.
I'm sorry I'm making you huffy.
- I'm not huffy.
(ding)
- What?
Where are my headphones?
(ding)
- Hey.
- You're usually not on the elevator already.
- Yeah, I,
I drove today.
- Oh.
Okay.
- The parking garage is one floor below.
- Right.
- So when I drive--
- You park in the parking garage.
- Yeah.
- We should solve mysteries together.
(laughing)
(light music)
- So this isn't the elevator guy?
- Elevator guy?
No.
I don't even know that guy's name.
- Noah?
- Sophia?
- Oh, Olivia?
- William?
- No.
Yes.
- Is it me?
All these awful dates.
There's only one thing in common.
- Everyone's terrible.
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