- Give me Emmanuel, give me Sonny.
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Alright fellas, surveyed a hundred people
we've got top seven answers on the board.
Name something you would hate to be late for.
- Interview.
- Work.
- Huh? - Work.
- Awake?
- Work.
Going to work.
- Oh, work?
- Yeah - Oh
- "Wek".
(applause)
Nicely played.
- Play!
- We'll play - [Sonny] Bring it on.
- Okay.
(laughter)
(applause)
(Steve laughs)
Hey man, how you doin'?
- I'm doing good.
- Ephraim, what do you do buddy?
- I'm just an operations manager.
(audience laughs)
- I'm the operations manager.
- Huh?
- Operations manager.
- Operations manager?
- We export shea butter and black soup.
- Alright introduce everybody, Ephraim.
- My name's Ephraim, this Emmanuel, this Christian, Jonah,
and we are high school buddies.
- Oh, high school buddies?
That's good.
- Emmanuel, what do you do?
- I'm a freelancer.
I do decor, I do editing, and I do proof reading.
- Well, I might as well ask you this.
Dating anybody?
- No.
I've always been single.
- You've always been single?
(laughter)
- [Audience] Aww.
- Your lady's out there.
- Steve, help him, help him, help him.
- Emmanuel, me? Nah man.
Emmanuel, we gon change that.
- Mhm.
- You shouldn't have to always be single.
Tell me some things you would love to find in a women.
- Attitude.
- Good attitude.
- Oh, I was finna say, if you just want attitude,
all of that attitude..
That comes with the package
- A good one, a good one.
- You want a good attitude? - Yes.
- 'Cause if you just want attitude, it's coming.
All you have to do is make a mistake
- Sure
- And your days of always being single are over.
- Are over.
(applause)
- Today, Emmanuel, you are entering
The Uncle Steve School of Swag.
- Swag!
- Swagger!
- Yeah.
So now we gonna do a couple of things today
where we'll get it together.
We're playing the game right here.
Christian, what do you do?
- I'm a project coordinator for a small capacity building--
- Small?
- Small capacity building company.
- Name something you would hate to be late for?
- Church.
(applause)
Jonah, what do you do?
- I'm a journalist.
- A journalist?
- Yes.
- Oh. For a newspaper?
- Yes, Online an TV - Magazine?
Online and TV.
What's the name of the paper?
- ABC News.
- Oh, so you, oh.
Oh.
(Jonah laughs)
Those are the big boys.
ABC News.
You dating someone?
(laughter)
- Well.
Jonah.
Something happen the other night we need to know about?
Is she here?
- [Woman In The Audience] Yes!
(laughter)
- It's amazing how I know how to ask the right questions.
She is here.
- That's her.
(applause)
- Oh, oh right there?
- That's her.
- Oh.
Yeah, ABC journalist. Oh my god.
How did you get her?
- Well, I got my swag on.
You know.
She just admired me.
- What did you say?
What did you give her?
You bought her a car?
I'm lookin' at you.
I'm lookin' at her.
- This much.
- Way out your league man.
(Jonah laughs)
See, Emmanuel,
that's why I'm saying there is someone for everyone.
- We are going to overtake them.
- Huh? - We overtake them.
- You just can't go overtake a woman, what do you mean?
We overtake them.
We not cavemen, you can't go out:
get yo ass in the car.
Come on! I'm overtaking you!`
We've got some work to do.
You have to talk to your buddy Emmanuel, okay?
- He needs some help.
- Yeah he needs some help.
She don't look like you went over there
and just overtook her.
(Jonah laughs)
Alright let's play.
Name something you would hate to be late for.
- A date.
Ephraim, name something you would hate to be late for.
- Class.
(applause)
Come on, baby.
Come on.
- Catching a flight.
- Huh?
- Catching a flight.
See but I like that answer,
'Cause what that says to a woman who's listening to you is,
he catches flights.
He's a man, he's about his business.
- [Players] Damn.
- See, sometimes you gotta find out slick ways
to slide out your swag points without bragging.
Only one strike, Christian,
name something you would hate to be late for.
- Steve, I'm going for wedding.
(Steve laughs)
Wedding.
- Wedding!
- Whoo!
- Jonah, we can clear the board,
only one answer left and you only got one strike.
Name something you would hate to be late for.
- I would hate to be late to the bus terminal.
- Okay good, good, good, good, good.
No right there.
No, hold it right there.
Hold it right there.
All of y'all said "what?"
Good, 'cause, I don't know what nobody has said.
At least all that whole front row went, "what?"
"I would not want to be late to the bafeno".
What?
Now let me ask you something, now this is your man.
Did you understand?
Did you understand what he said?
(laughter)
She don't know what the hell you said.
We in trouble now.
Okay, repeat the exact answer.
- To the bus terminal, like the bus station.
- Terminal, terminal.
- "Bus temnal"
The bus terminal?
- Yeah
Wow.
(Jonah laughs)
- "The bus tenimal!"
That answer was so bad, I thought it was three strikes.
He should'a got two strikes for that bad answer.
"Bus teminal".
(Steve mumbles)
We got two strikes, we gotta be careful, Ephraim.
Come on, man, save your boys.
Name something you would hate to be late for.
- A show.
- A show!
- Name something you would hate to be late for.
Steve, I think most people would hate to be late
for a doctors appointment.
(cheering)
- For a doctor appointment.
Number seven.
- No!
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