- I mean, points for creativity.
Just go with it at that point. - Get this kid on Kids React.
- I almost smiled because I was so proud of myself
for getting so far through this.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) We'll be showing you all a series of videos
and you can't smile or laugh while watching.
- Okay. - (chuckling) He says with a smile.
- I haven't done one of these in a long time
and I've never won.
- O... kay. - Okay.
- He's already doing it! - There's no water.
There's no water. Just a normal laugh challenge?
- (FBE) If you smile or laugh, you lose.
If your partner gets out, it doesn't mean both of you are.
The challenge is not team based, so you're still in
even if your partner loses. - Okay.
- I feel like as soon as you get out, I'm gonna start laughing.
- I'm gonna lose. - I'll channel my inner Luke.
- All right, Oscar, we can do this! - I think we can.
- We are competing sort of against each other,
but let's just try to win.
- (mom) Did you apply on my makeup?
- Nope.
- (mom) Then what's on your face?
(pause) - (kid) A cupcake?
- (mom) It's a cupcake?
We don't have any cupcakes. - Not a cupcake.
- (mom) Were you in my makeup? - (kid) No.
- I love kid logic. - (mom) You didn't get in my makeup?
- It's a cupcake.
- (kid) It was paint. - She. Is. A. Cutie.
- (kid) ...painting my pumpkin. - Painting her pumpkin?
- (mom) I think you got in my makeup. - (kid) Nope!
It-- It wasn't me! It wasn't me!
That was my pumpkin! - (mom) Your pumpkin did it?
- (kid) Yes, and it spit this paint at me.
- (mom) The pumpkin spit the paint at you?
- (kid) Yes. - It spit? (chuckling)
(slapping lap) Dang it, Katie!
(buzzer)
- (kid) Yes. - I mean, points for creativity.
Just go with it at that point. - Get this kid on Kids React.
- (mom) The pumpkin scribbled on your face?
- Wrong conversation. - She's really selling it.
- (kid) Um, kill it?
- (mom) Because I think you got in my makeup.
(buzzer)
- (kid) Um, kill it? - (snorting)
No! (buzzer)
- (kid) It wasn't me. It wasn't me.
- (emphatically) It was not me!
- So she lies and she wants to murder things,
so that's not good.
- It's a video of me from my childhood.
(slight chuckle) Damn it!
(buzzer)
- (mom) Look at me.
I think you got in my makeup and you're lying.
- (kid) Nope, nope, nope.
- This girl is gonna be trouble later on!
These lies. These lies.
- (kid) A pumpkin that spit at me! - That's a good lie, by the way,
because I got busted for going in my parent's makeup before.
Oh, did I smile? Damn it! (buzzer)
- (kid stammering) I didn't get in your makeup.
- (mom) I'm gonna go look at my makeup.
- (kid) No! No!
(silence)
- I almost smiled because I was so proud of myself
for getting so far through this.
- (teen) Hey, can you throw me another Capri Sun?
- (chuckling) That's good.
- Oh, I've seen this one.
- (teen) Hey, can you throw me another Capri Sun?
- (laughing) (buzzer)
- Not smart.
- (teen) Hey, can you throw me another Capri Sun?
- (chuckling) Got me. (buzzer)
- (teen) Hey, can you throw me another Capri Sun?
- Mmmmm.
- (teen) Can you throw me another Capri Sun?
- (gasping)
- (teen) Can you throw me another Capri Sun?
- (laughing) I'm already out, so-- oh, that was great.
- (weatherman) You get one or two of those really isolated spots
out there on Saturday, same thing for Sunday.
This is through 5:00 PM. - Oh, no.
Farts get me. - Yeah, farts really get me.
- (weatherman) 88 in Pensacola. (farting)
Destin at 88 and 89 degrees. - That's where heat waves come from.
(farting) - (weatherman) Destin at 88
and 89 degrees-- - (viewer laughing)
- Pfffft! - (laughing) Yes!
- [Bleep]! (buzzer)
(farting) - Oh, I love the little--
that cancels out what happened.
- (viewer) Oh, my god! I can't believe it.
Rewind it. Rewind it.
- If I didn't laugh at the other one, I probably would have laughed at this,
but for some reason, I'm trying really hard again.
- (weatherman) A fairly quiet weekend. 88 in Mobile--
- They're playing it again, with slow-mo?
- (viewers laughing) - They said rewind it just for you.
- Oh.
(farting) - (viewers laughing)
- I think the person's laugh is better than the news clip.
- That was really good.
- Wow, I wish I had the gall to fart on the news.
- (cameraman) I'm at 7-11, getting gas, right?
Let me insert my card. Release card.
(gas pump beeping) - (cameraman) One moment.
"Boneless chicken." - (snorting)
- We're out. - No!
- BONELESS! (buzzer)
- (cameraman) Release card. (gas pump beeping)
One moment. "Boneless chicken."
- Solid. - That's how I get gas.
- (cameraman) Release card. (gas pump beeping)
One moment. "Boneless chicken."
(silence)
- Okay.
- Did he actually get a boneless chicken?
No? Then that's not funny.
- (cameraman) One moment. "Boneless chicken."
- (laughing) I'm sorry.
- I love that you're not breaking me, though.
- I'm really proud of you. - Thank you.
- You are strong!
- "Ain't nobody robbing this house."
- Oh!
- I've seen this one. - (anxiously) I haven't.
Oh, my god!
- Oh, my gosh. That dog is so cute.
- Is he following-- oh, no! Is he following the windows?
- I want to pet that dog. I want to--
- That dog is needy.
- Oh, my god. That dog is so cute.
- Wow, he's such a good guard dog.
- He's doing a great job.
- I can't believe you didn't smile at him.
He's-- - NO!
- (laughing) (buzzer)
- This is what happens when your boyfriend gives you
a bracelet and dumps you to be with your best friend.
- Girl.
- Oh, man.
- She's young to be that mad. - I know.
- (girl) Have fun with her, Ryan. - (gasping)
- Yeah, Ryan. - [Bleep] you, Ryan.
- (girl) Have fun with her, Ryan. - Damn!
- Well, now we are live in Orange County.
Gustavo Almadovar. - Mmmm, Gustavo Almadovar.
- (reporter) Gustavo Almadovar. - He does the eyebrow raise.
- Oh, yeah.
- (reporter) Gustavo Almadovar. Gustavo Almadovar.
Gustavo Almadovar. Gustavo Almadovar.
- It wasn't funny.
- (reporter) Channel 9 Eyewitness News.
- (sighing) Thank goodness. - You did so good.
- This just in, police officers in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
were asking people to be on the lookout
for a man who robbed a store, and I think-- yeah, I think--
we do have his description. Can we take that?
Let's take his description. - Mmmmm.
- (anchor) I think we do have his description.
Can we take that?
Let's take his description. - (snorting)
(laughing) - That's so cute.
- It's a child.
(silence)
- (anchor) Okay.
- That's an adult man who has to describe that picture.
- (anchor) ...in Pennsylvania to be out on the lookout for--
he's got--
- Oh, wow, he's actually going for it. - (anchor) ...and some hair
that goes like that and-- - And a beanie?
- (anchor) ...at the time of this particular crime.
- Oh, he's just going to keep going with it.
- He's committed. - Mm-hmm.
- (anchor) ...almost a point. - (chuckling)
- (anchor) Stands about 5'4" tall. There it is.
Get a good luck for yourself.
Oh, and now I'm getting word that police actually caught this guy,
thanks to the sketch, no doubt. - (laughing)
(buzzer)
- (anchor) ...caught this guy-- - Oh, my god.
Show me that. show me that man.
- What does he look like?
- (anchor) So here's a picture of the real guy.
- That is weird.
He does look just like that sketch.
- (anchor) That was actually the sketch that
the police sent out to the good folks in Lancaster.
- A police officer drew that, not a sketch artist.
- (anchor) Minus the hat.
- That's like a small child drew that.
- He was like, oh, Dave is sick? I'll do it. (laughing)
- (FBE) So, Lindsey, you won! - (gasping)
Such a good day.
- Lots of funny videos there. I'm satisfied.
- That wasn't a good showing from either of us.
- To be fair, though, I'm proud of myself
because I'm always the first one to lose,
and not this time.
- I don't know how you do it.
These are such great quality content.
- Also... dogs. - Also dogs.
- Thank you so much from me and the whole staff
for watching this episode.
- How much better than me did you do in the challenge?
Let me know in the comments.
- Bye, everyone!
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