We are back with the cast of Modern Family.
You've all been guests on the show many times.
We've had a lot of fun over the years.
So let's look at this.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, no!
Diet Pepsi.
That's great.
Yeah, yeah, I mean--
[SCREAMS]
Oh, Jesus [BLEEP]
(SINGING) [INAUDIBLE] so serious, girl.
Why the feet cold.
We just getting started.
Don't you tip toe, tip toe.
You're not a natural brunette?
No.
Do you notice who has more fun, blondes or brunettes?
I would say that the girls with the bigger boobs.
[LAUGHTER]
(SINGING) dance everybody.
[INAUDIBLE]
OK, Julie, tell us three reasons why
you wish you didn't have kids.
Oh my gosh.
I would like to laugh and not pee.
I would like to sleep eight hours through the night.
I would like to not have to wear a bra like a holster.
[DING]
If Ed hits that target on the first row,
my friends at Fandango want to give everyone in the audience
tickets to Finding Dory.
[LAUGHTER]
Do you have a new celebrity crush?
At the Golden Globes this year, I got to meet Miranda Kerr.
So--
She has a baby.
Oh, I will raise that baby.
[LAUGHTER]
I will raise that child as my own.
Little Nolan.
I'm terrible at this.
No, no, you're not.
You're not.
Just all you have to do is concentrate
and you're going to be fine.
OK, ready?
Yes.
[SCREAMS]
Oh!
You grew up in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Name New Mexico's two senators.
Oh no, it's been so long, though.
Sanchez and Garcia.
Yep.
[LAUGHTER]
I feel like I have a yeast infection in my mouth.
[LAUGHTER]
[APPLAUSE]
My name is Sofia Vergara.
Hello.
Your ass looks huge.
And you went back for the holidays with your family?
Yeah, I spent like three days working with my dad.
And I told him, I said, dad, today I'm not an actor.
I'm not a kid actor.
I'm just a regular worker trying to make ends meet.
[LAUGHTER]
So-- and it worked out.
I thought he was scared.
[INAUDIBLE] do you have to carry--
Moo!
You mother!
No one's coming out.
I promise.
I used to be the person that loves scaring people.
[SCREAMS]
Oh, you--
Where you're actually--
Ahh!
Ah!
[LAUGHTER]
Finally!
You have never learned to ride a bike?
No.
You're going to ride a bike, OK.
Oh gosh.
I'm going to give you the safest bike in the world.
[STRUMMING GUITAR]
[CHEERING]
JC Penney is going to donate $10,000 to the Breast Cancer
Research Fund if you do your best Sofia Vergara for 15
seconds.
I heard her say once in regard to her figure.
It doesn't matter whether I'm fat or skinny.
It's genetic.
I'm still going to have the curves.
So my grandmother looked like this.
My mother looked like-- my grandfather looked like this.
[LAUGHTER]
I'm going to be her arms.
And I'm going to apply the makeup.
[INAUDIBLE] in the forehead, and I
put between my breast a little bit for [INAUDIBLE]..
[LAUGHTER]
For the lipstick, I like to applay a lot of it
all over the--
that's not the mouth.
(SINGING) Oh, la, la, la, la, let's live in the moment.
Come back Sunday morning.
You're not alone.
Everybody is really genuinely gets along?
Yeah, we got really lucky with all of us.
It's miraculous that a show that is that successful
and that people like actually has a cast that gets a long.
And you're all individually, equally funny and talented?
Thank you.
I'll pass that on to them.
(SINGING) when you're done [INAUDIBLE]
[APPLAUSE]
Hi, I'm Andy.
Ellen asked me to remind you to subscribe to her channel
so you can see more awesome videos, like videos
of me getting scared or saying embarrassing things,
like ball-peen-hammer.
And also some videos of Ellen and other celebrities
if you're into that sort of thing.
[SCREAMS]
Oh, [BLEEP].
God, [BLEEP]