- Did you watch the football-- the playoffs this weekend?
- Yes, wow. - Oh, how about that?
Now we know who's gonna go to the Super Bowl.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
[cheers and applause]
Those-- - Whoo.
- I thought it might be them,
so--well, let's not talk about it.
- Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
- Here's something we can talk about, though.
I'll tell you what-- [horn honking]
[audience reacts]
[cheers and applause]
Gina--Gina!
We're not doing that right now.
We're not doing-- you're too early.
Okay?
- Back it up.
- Okay. All right.
Not gonna talk about the all new 2016 Chevy Malibu
until later on. Okay.
Um, what were we talking--
oh, we're talking about football.
Football. You might have heard
that Los Angeles is getting a football team.
The St. Louis--yep.
[cheers and applause]
So exciting.
It's the St. Louis Rams,
and they're moving back to Los Angeles.
It's exciting. For the first--
really, for the last few years,
the only winning teams we had here in LA
were Team Blake and Team Adam.
And anyway,
they're gonna start playing here in the fall,
and people are so excited.
I saw a group of Rams fans
outside of our studio this morning.
Are they still out there? I think they're still out there.
I mean, they're-- look at them.
They're so excited. Look at that.
- Sorry I was late, guys.
There was a ton of traffic.
We ready? - Yeah.
all chanting: Trams! Trams! Tram! Tram!
[all cheering and shouting]
- Okay, that was my mistake.
I thought they were-- they were obviously tram fans.
I thought they were--
I didn't see the T guy show up.
All right, I'm sure a lot of you probably--
[horn honking]
Gina...
[cheers and applause]
Not yet, Gina. Not yet.
I'm gonna talk about-- - Re-rack!
Backing up! - I'm gonna talk about
the Chevy Malibu later on. Thank you, though.
Okay. All right.
[cheers and applause]
[honking horn]
Later on, I'm gonna tell people
how to experience the road trip of a lifetime
in the all-new Chevy Malibu, but right now--she's...
she's anxious. Anyway, like I was saying,
I'm sure a lot of you probably have, uh, kids.
I didn't say that yet. [laughs]
I don't know why, but I don't have kids.
Um... [laughs]
[cheers and applause]
I don't know where I'm going with this,
but if you have young kids
you probably know that "Sesame Street" moved from...
[laughter]
From PBS to HBO.
Not everybody gets HBO, so that means a lot of kids
are gonna miss out on all the free educational programming.
I want to help, but of course I'm very busy here.
I have a puppy. So...
I've asked my stagehand Dave to teach something
to all the kids watching.
So here's Dave's Word of the Day.
[upbeat music]
- R is for rental car insurance.
It's a scam. Don't do it.
[upbeat music]
- Okay. I--that's not good.
That's not.
[applause]
Okay. That's probably--
there's probably a better one.
That's not really a good one for the kids.
Let's see another one.
[upbeat music]
- H is for hobo shower.
Just splash a little water on yourself
from a gas station sink.
I do it all the time.
Nobody can tell.
[upbeat music]
That's--okay.
[applause]
Well...it certainly can't be bad three times in a row.
Let's just try the third one.
[upbeat music]
- B is for bathtub gin.
It tastes like hell,
but it'll get you drunk.
[upbeat music]
- My mistake.
They're all bad. Sorry.
Okay, now I want to talk about the all-new 2016 Chevy Malibu.
[cheers and applause]
Gina.
Where's the car?
- The what?
- Car. The car.
The Chevy Malibu.
- Beep.
Beep.
Beep, beep, beep. - All right.
Get the car. - Beep, beep, beep.
- Okay.
Now, as I mentioned last week,
I've partnered with Chevrolet
to launch the all-new 2016 Chevy Malibu.
We are...
we are looking for people who want to experience
the road trip of a lifetime.
Go to ellentv.com and tell us why
you want to go on my ultimate Malibu road trip adventure.
[horn honking]
[cheers and applause]
[honks horn]
I know.
Too late.
It's too late. I just talked about it.
But thank you.
[laughter]