- (man) I miss Blockbuster Video.
- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!
- Meet Eddie.
18 years old.
He only has two hours before he has to go to bed
because he has school in the morning.
But as he's searching for options of what to watch on Netflix,
his conscience comes into play.
- Alright - stop!
Before you waste hours on Sharknado
Then complain to your friends
You should've just played Halo
You better think of the consequence
- Who are you?
- We're your Netflix Conscience
- That's nonsense
You got time
There's no need to be manic and panic
Watch The Lord of the Rings
Or Rose and Jack in Titanic
- Don't listen to him, Eddie
Don't you dare be a fool
You better be ready in six hours
Get your ass to school
- How about a TV series
So he can watch a ton?
He could watch Sherlock
I hear that one's fun
- Those are 90 minutes each
You can't just watch one season
Like when Sherlock dies
You gotta see the reason
- Uh-uh, spoiler alert!
You just ruined it for Eddie
- It's on the popular page
You should have seen it already
- Then how about House of Cards?
- Second season's kind of lame
- Naw, it's awesome, bro
The main chick gets thrown in front of a train
- Sh*t, we've wasted three hours trying to decide
- If he just watched Sharknado
He could've watched it two times
- F*ck it, just watch it
Let's leave Eddie be
- Alright, let's do this
- Oh sh*t
It's just DVD
And that's gonna take, like, a week or two in the mail,
so... sorry.
(phone vibrates)
- Oh, time to go to school.
Sorry, Eddie. - Sorry, bud.
- Can you guys give me a ride?
- There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netfix, on Netflix, on Netflix
- Meet Robin.
She's newly single and excited to enjoy an evening alone,
eating soup out of a plastic cup and watching movies.
But as soon as she logs into her account, something wrong happens.
And then her conscience kicks into play.
- Aw snap!
You can't watch Magic Mike right now
- Yeah, looks like too many people
Are on your account somehow
- Guess you better watch TV
With f*cking commercials on Hulu
- Alright, don't be brash
Just think who you gave your password to
- Well, let's see
Your mother, your brother
And who else again?
- We're forgetting someone
- Oh yeah! Your ex-boyfriend
- Ah sh*t, girl
How can we log him out?
- Just change your password
Kick him off the account
- Whoa now, it's his account
And he still pays the bill
- Say what? You're a Netflix moocher?
You're making me ill
- He's right, Robin.
You gotta get your own login
Move on with your life
And hop on that toboggan
- Toboggan? What are you doing, man?
- It's like a sled-type thing.
- Yeah, I know what it is.
It just doesn't make any sense with the song.
- You know, a toboggan of life.
- Yeah, you're obviously just trying to find a rhyme for "log in".
- (splutters) Nah-ah. Pffft. Ich. Pfft. Pfft.
Pfft. Idiot. Pfft. Toboggan life. Pfft.
- (whispering) Don't mind him. - Do you...?
- There's too much content on Netflix
It's hard to choose what to watch next
On Netflix, on Netflix, on Netflix
- Meet Rudy.
He's invited Bertha over for Nexflix and Chill and now has to find
the perfect movie so he can make out with her.
When suddenly, his conscience comes into play.
- This oughta be easy
This dude is a smoothie
- But Rudy's gotta be smart
When he's choosing the movie
- Yo! What about The Notebook?
- Naw, she'll catch on to your ruse
It's been a decade since that move was first used
- Then we'll need something boring
- Then she'll fall asleep
- A thoughtful documentary?
- She'll get too sad and she'll weep
- How about Smosh: The Movie then?
- Who?
- This is getting stupid
Let's just turn it off and kiss her
Make sure the lights are down
So she won't question your lip blister
- Yo, slow it down - no need to rush
We can try a foreign film
To impress the sweet crush
- Quit being pretentious, man
No one wants to read
- Well, may be we should ask her
What she wants to see
- So, uh, what do you want to watch?
- How about Sex in the City?
- Damn! That's not on here
What should Rudy do?
- Looks like we have to buy that sh*t of iTunes
- Naw, dummy, that show's on HBO NOW
- But that's 15 bucks a month
We're not a cash cow
- Let's just take a step back
And look at what this is really about
- Yeah, why are we spending this much
Just to make out?
Rudy, stop thinking with your goblin
Start using your noggin
- And just slide with it, man
Hop of life's toboggan
- Oh my god. That-- no, it doesn't work!
- That's a real phrase. - No, it isn't!
- It's cool, man. - NO!
I haven't heard of it before!
(door slams)
- Who were those people?
- I dunno. So... what do you say we make out
and slide down life's toboggan?
- Oh, Rudy! You have such a way with words.
Do you still wanna watch Netflix?
- Nah, there's nothing good on there.
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