...why catch me fucking dogs anymore.
Oh, what are we doing here now?
This is thirty flights, fights.... of... fucking.
There's a secret door!
What the hell are you looking at?
I need this. I need all of this for my great adventure.
Thanks guys! I'll see you next Christmas alright!
Paul say hello to the wife for me.
Oh, what is this water world?
What is this like a little Barbie door you just go in?
[Gasps] Guns.
I'm gonna need to eat all this for my adventure
...and the bullets is the appetizer.
Who are you?
[Music play]
Oh.
Who's this?
[Music play]
Oh okay.
Who's this?
[Messing with the radio]
Just gonna get this duck...
WAAAH [Maniacal laugh]
[Duck Quacking]
WAAAH [Maniacal laugh]
I'm so badass.
[Music play]
[While music is playing] I'm like an action hero!
Get in here, everybody I'm drunk!
This is Denzel Washington flight.
[Dunkey humming along to the music]
HEY!
She's trying to shoot me!
Sh-... That's not what Christmas is all about, you dumb bitch!
Uh oh. Edwardo got hurt!
Edwardo, I need to eat your gun.
Alright I don't know how we- How we crashed the plane, you know.
I only had like fifty bottles of vodka.
[Edwardo's coughing] Edwardo your weighting me down.
I'm considering dropping you. Okay?
This ti- I think this is time travel. There's a big clock.
I gotta improve my-
Uh oh. I think the Phoenix flight got delayed.
What's the only thing faster than an airplane, Edwardo?
That's right, wheelchair!
Now your using that noggin Edwardo.
Let's get outta here!
This is your pilot speaking, Denzel Wash--
I am now uhh.. I am now cou-
I know it look like I edited it forward, but that's how you game is, it actually jump cuts--
See, look at that!
Edwardo, this is not the time to be lecturing me.
Orange is a healthy snack, okay? Get the cake outta here. I'm trying to watch my weight.
Aww, a cute kitty! Aww pet em, they love me!
happy- Uh HEY SHUT UP!
YOU WANT THIS!!!
What's up here League of Legends Lunar Chinese New Years Celebration?
What is up here?
Hey sugar tits, what's your league account?
Uhm, what's over here? dancing people
Happy Birthday!
[Knocking wine glass]
[Dunkey knocking a wine glass very loud]
[Dunkey knocking a wine glass very loud] Order in the court. Order in the-
Okay everybody stopped.
[Bridegroom giving a speech]
[Music play] Very inspirational! [Dunkey knocking a wine glass very loud] Thank you!
[Very loud knocking wine glass]
Thank you very much!
Alright I'll drink all this stuff with you...
whaw... eh... whaaa... oh... goah
It is somebody- Somebody laced this stuff.
it's pff- they're floating toward the top of the ceiling this isn't-
[Lion Roar]
Did you just do a roar?
[Cat Meowing] Or was it one of the..... cats watching Lion King?
You know, my break out performance was in Jurassic Park.
Hey, let's fuck!
Whooooooooooooooah uuuugh
I should have used a...
Condom.
And that's the-
And that's basically the premise of Jurassic Park 4.
So, Edwardo and I-
I'm gonna- I'm gonna chuck you as hard as I possibly can, Edwardo.
And I'm gonna- I'm gonna abandon you, okay. So, I'll see you later.
Oh shit. I forgot.
I put ten bucks in Edwardo's pocket.
Edwa-
Oh!
I didn't mean- Nah Edwardo, I didn't mean to pick you up
I just meant to take the $10 out of your pocket.
But if we stick together-
We're almost to the finish Edwardo!
We're almost to- What?
IT'S A TRAP!
[Gunshots]
[Gunshots] Uh oh, it's the camera's being on parachutes.
That's the police I guess, that's for this...
This is the all time worst shoot out.
I see a pink opening. I uh- wha- I'm- going for it!
I'm going for it!
There's like one cop out this way.
I think we can shoot 'em off real quick in there.
There's two,
There's two, three
four
This CD player is piece of shit!
[Music play] Oh there we go.
[Gunshot]
[Dunkey imitating the music]
How'd you get on the motorcycle?
Edwardo, wait!
Edwardo!
What is the name of that song?
In the car, you- what's the name of that in the track in the CD!?
Ed- He's too- He's too far.
Do you know what it's called?
This isn't even English you're just-
This is like the Sims talking to me.
KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD!!
KEEP- WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
YOU SON-
-why you don't catch me fuckin' lions anymore y'know-
OH SHIT! [Broken glass sound]
The end. Happy Thanksgiving everybo-
Gravity Bone?
I thought this part was Gravity Bone, if you know what I'm sayin.
Oh, here- Uuu- Ulala!
These some fancy la-
What are we doin' today suit case?
Aaah I get it. An intervention, okay.
I told you suit case, I'm not an alcoholic, okay.
Denzel Wash. I'm a ff- I'm a pilot!
Alright, I dont think he can see me over here now we can go in.
Because I'm a heavy drinker this is just the stuff.
You're on the right guy his gotta be the one.
Here you go, drink this before I do!
I pissed in it and then I- I poisoned it with rat poison.
[Burping]
Happy Easter, see you-
Congratualtions
Dunkey: Thank you.
Manitoba Beast Bug put into the wine glass once success your...
Dunkey: Oh shit, I really did poison him.
How am I gonna live with my myself, man?
He drank- He drank it and I poisoned him and I killed him,
and for what some money?!
What I make- What did I make?
Thirtyf- Thirty four hundred dollars?
Oh shit! Alright you guys who wants to drink some green shit out of a wine glass? Let's make-
Hi
Dunkey: Hi
Hi
Dunkey: hmm
Hi
Dunkey: hmm
Oh, where'd I get a weapon?
This is almost like... a-a real game!
What are we doing today Mr. Suit Case, photograph the five birds.
That's like two seconds of work?
Am I right that this is about twelve million dollars?
Say cheese, fucker!
[Bird Explodes]
Holy shit! [Laughing]
Hey beautiful, give papa a nice big smile now for the camera.
Okay, that turned out kinda bad actually.
Oh god! Hahaha not that bad.
Oh my God, ooh mamasita!
Hey baby, what you reading there, huh?
Happy Valentines Day!
I love you :D
Alright, let's get back, get paid y'know what i'm-
[Gunshot]
WHA- WHAT THE FU-
[Gunshots] [Screaming in Agony]
WHAT THE HELL!
WHAT DID I EVEN-
WHAT DID I DO TO YOU, HUH?!
Except hit you with the hammer for like a hour
and then started spraying you with the can,
[Gunshots] that went on for awhile.
But other than that,
What did I do? Hey baby come back!
Gimme back my- gimme my bird pictures!
Get over here you lil bitch!
You don't know how many birds died for those pictures, okay?
YOU TRYIN' TO HIT ME WITH A TRAIN YOU EVER SEEN MY MOVIE 'UNSTOPPABLE'?!
I'M UNSTOPPABLE BITCH, I'M FLIGHT!
Hey baby y'know I love you,
y'know know I can never hurt you. Hey come on it's Valentines Day, why we just make-
GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH!
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! YOU BITCH!
GET OVER HERE!
Happy Birthday everybody it's nice to be here, I'll be here all week.
Uh hey if you like-
If you guys like this go to my YouTube channel YouTube.com/videogamedunkey
after the show I'll see you guys later, okay?
I'm gonna- I gotta get this dumb bitch.
You're at the end of your rope, bitch!
Did you ever see my movie Training Day? HUH?!
You ever see 'Pulp Fiction'?
I was in that-
[Gunshots] OH SHIT!
OOH SHIT! YOU.... [Gunshots] YOU BAS-
[Gut wrenching scream and fall into distance] NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oh look, Godfather I was in this!
I was one of the meatballs. [Explodes]
[More gut wrenching scream and fall into distance]
[Gunshots and car noises]
[More gut wrenching scream and fall into distance]
SUCK ON MY MEATBAAAAAAAAAALL-