- Like, is this real?
- Literally, the Not My Job award.
- If I drove past that sign, I think you could hear
my eyes rolling all the way over here.
♪ (upbeat intro) ♪
- (FBE) Today, we'll be showing you a few funny quotes
that have shown up on fast food signs. - Okay, that's interesting.
- Oh, I Iove that idea. That's hilarious.
- That sounds intriguing.
I'm trying to think of funny fast food quotes.
- You mean like somebody has swapped out the letters
and wrote something funny?
- So my favorite video ever is the "Fre Sh A Vaca Dos"
and I know that came from a fast food sign.
- I go to a lot of fast food restaurants,
so maybe I've seen some of these.
- (laughing) "Try... try our new crap."
McDonald's.
- I wonder if they got, you know, corporate punishment for this.
I hope not because it's kind of funny.
- That's pretty accurate. Sorry Micky D's.
- I love it.
Yeah, you know what? They're being honest.
It's just "try our new crap."
You know, they have some really nice, new,
state-of-the-art crap.
- I feel like McDonald's is definitely a brand that
prides itself on saying that their food isn't total crap,
so, I mean, this is a multi-layered joke.
- "Try our new crap." Yup, pretty much.
I mean, I always think it's funny when I--
you know, I got to McDonald's a lot.
And there's those "healthy options" and it's just like, you know,
the joke still remains.
Like, who goes to McDonald's and gets a salad?
Like, who goes to McDonald's and gets
a kale egg white breakfast bowl?
Like, you're there to get your pancake combo.
Let's be real.
- Subway... "hiring but not rehiring."
Damn!
- It's very ominous.
Like, what's wrong with that Subway?
What, did Jeffrey Dahmer work there?
- I guess people kept going back after they got fired.
- Would you really be trying to get your job back at Subway?
Like, I don't know. I don't know.
Maybe Subway's a really great place to work
and I've just never experienced it.
- I don't know why you would call back and beg for your job
back at Subway.
I feel like that's the bottom of the barrel.
- I wish it said "Craig," you know, or something.
Like, "We're not going to hire you back, Ryan."
- Wendy's... "We do got fish." Straight to the point.
- That's good. It's just silly.
- This is very reassuring because I was really concerned
that particular Wendy's did not have fish.
- What? (laughing)
I mean, they're very straight to the point.
Advertisements can be so off-the-wall sometimes,
but if that's on purpose and it's just to catch attention,
it works.
- I didn't have the question of whether they had fish or not,
but I guess it's a good fish to know--
I mean, "fish to know." Good fact to know.
- Burger King... "Try the cheesy anus burger."
- That doesn't sound pleasing at all.
- Now, that sounds delightful.
It actually sounds kind of shitty, doesn't it?
- I don't want to think about anus when I'm, you know,
thinking of eating a cheeseburger.
- Honestly, that picture just sums up Burger King as whole for me.
- (laughing) "Cheesy anus burger."
Because it's "Angus."
It's Angus steak.
You just take the G out and it's "anus."
It's brilliant!
- "Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations."
That's my favorite, just because it's puns on puns on wordplay.
It's just amazing.
- (sighing) That's so bad that it's good.
- This one's nice because it's funny and it's witty.
I like it.
- They got a punny staff. That's a good one, you guys.
I think that's cute. I would eat there.
- This is cute.
This is like a family friendly funny one.
Like, "Oh, ho-ho-ho!"
Like you're just driving to Sunday church
and look at what they did on the Subway sign!
Goodness!
- Whoever wrote that should actually be fired
and they cannot be rehired.
If I drove past that sign, I think you could hear
my eyes rolling all the way over here,
no matter where that was.
- "Try our pick up window.
Try our new fox fillet. I mean..."
(laughing) "I meant fish."
- I don't know why that's so funny.
It just sounds like a really bad match.com thing or something.
- That guy had to be really bored at work.
- I don't get it.
Why not just-- I mean, clearly, you have the letters for "fish."
So if you meant "fish," you would have just put "fish."
- Now I'm confused. Is it fish?
Is it fox? I don't know.
Sometimes, when you eat somewhere, do you ever feel like
you're not really sure what the meat is?
Like, it could actually be fox.
- I love that one. That one's actually really funny.
The guy is just literally the Not My Job award.
- Oh, another McDonald's one.
"Our team is well endowed to guarantee your pleasure."
Eww!
- McDonald's, man.
- I'm gonna choose McDonald's from now on.
I had no idea.
And this is a game changer, really.
- Did they check?
Is it part of the interview process?
Do you walk in and they're like, "Okay, so, Steve,
I'm gonna need you to stand up and drop your pants."
- I know what people-- they're trying to make it--
or maybe I'm the dirty one. I don't know.
I think people want to make this a sexual thing.
I just see it as a, you know, they're qualified
to make a good burger.
- This isn't even so much like somebody having fun
as somebody just-- is this real?
Someone had to get fired over that one.
- Wendy's... Wendy's...
"In memory of Dave. We will miss you.
(cheerfully) Now hiring!"
- Poor Dave. It's so creepy.
- Poor Dave!
Poor Dave worked at Wendy's his whole life
and now he's just being replaced.
I bet you all those people from Subway are gonna go over there
and try to get that job.
- They're being honest.
They're like, yeah, he's a cool guy, but, you know,
we need someone to run the cash register now.
- They're like, wow, you guys just really,
really just turned around that quickly?
Like, I die on Tuesday, on Thursday, there's already a sign,
looking for my replacement.
I mean, it's Wendy's. It has to go on.
- Now it brings the question, what happened to Dave
because you're putting it on your sign.
Was it because of Wendy's?
- Dairy Queen... "Scream until daddy stops the car."
Mm-hmm, that's what you gotta do to get what you want.
- "Scream until daddy stops the car."
This is it.
This is my favorite one by far.
There's no other way.
Honestly, that's just the best one.
- Actually, genius advertising.
As a marketing person, I'm very impressed.
- I wonder if that worked.
Like, it actually got to people, like,
(haughtily) "Well, thanks for that sign!"
- Slippery slope there, Dairy Queen, but then again, I mean,
I can be a twenty-year-old and my mom's driving
and then I could scream until she stops the car.
- Dairy Queen, you're messing up.
You're gonna bring in the wrong crowd.
You're gonna bring in those really weird guys/girls.
It doesn't really matter.
It's just the ones who-- if you call someone "daddy," just stop.
That's it. This is a PSA now.
- "You're stoned. It's 3:00 AM. Nothing else is open.
Next right, Denny's."
That is just brutally honest.
- That is so true.
I can't count the times I have gone to Denny's
and everyone just looks stoned or drunk out of their minds.
- There are 24 hour McDonald's, but Denny's, you can
go in and sit, so it's kind of better.
- That one wins!
That Denny's, you can tell they're independently owned,
I'm gonna guess, because I feel like corporate would never
endorse that message.
- You know how you are when you're doing something
and it's late at night and you're at a party or whatever
and you're just so freaking hungry, and you just want any food,
and, usually, it ends up being somewhere like Denny's
or a fast food restaurant, so this is a legitimate piece
of advertising.
- That is beautiful. It's true.
It could not be more true.
It's just like, "This is what we are.
We all know why you're coming here, so it's on the next right.
Just come."
- People were really having a good time with those signs.
- I wish I had them around me because I would
like to look at them and make fun of them.
- I love when people have senses of humor,
especially in a fast food context because you have
to laugh at fast food.
You gotta get a little something out of it
besides eight zillion calories and food made out of... anus?
I don't know. Angus?
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