d*amn it you
hey man
that's the school yard chickens and they are pecking at ruth
beard
want to party with havarti
my name is eli whitney and i created the cotton gym
i will not explain myself
i always thought we'd go bowling before we went to an indian marriage convention
oh my god she's dead
come on 80 more times i get it now it's a river
as i live and breathe raisin
under what circumstances would you build a dresser for a woman
Drill is an acronym
d do it
r redo it
i imitate what you just did
L learn to keep doing it
L live the rest of your life doing it
drill drill drill
railing celibacy hallelujah
do it
i'm detective bottoms
boob season's over for you
didn't you just kind of assume he'd have a handlebar mustache
his favorite emotion is the emotion of wanting to bone you
come on schmidt
you just fredo kiss me?
lava lava lava. i thought this was nancy reagan's gun closet
by the way there's a stop sign like right up
is that a stop sign
well you probably want to slow down winston
maybe it's a go sign
i don't think it's go sign
no fear
monday tuesday wendesday
clinton rules pick her intern
cake
sponge cake
no
nick we're making sex
you guys look ridiculous
close up magic dinner drinks package b close-up magic drinks package c
close-up magic
Mom we're trying to play a game god
you couldn't even ride out okay
why don't you tell her a story
i thought you wanted to sleep schmidt
i don't know how to do that anymore
i've pushed through
my body doesn't know how to sleep
it's popcorn in italian
i could be jeff day i just need to find a fake mustache
what is it with you guys and mustaches
you looked at the helmet. cece! i did not i did not
middle class is disappearing
yo what are you doing
it doesn't make sense to me
nick we don't have time for this
excuse me guys
oh hell no
give me a kiss
just give me a kiss
friday full wheel
la la
drill
oh yeah theres gonna be hot water in 6 to 10 minutes fools
ooh shelby you made me so mad my mustache is coming off
why do you have a mustache glued on top of your mustache
1:03 a.m february 15th right on schedule
let's warm up with some jumping jacks
how many drinks you had today
nine plus three minus one
Nick: i'm so sad. schmidt: nicolius you have a phone call
no absolutely not no
god you had a sex dream about me
well you're looking a little pale what have you been eating
brains
thank you for the demotion and second of all i quit
so i'll see you tonight
did you not hear anything i just said
russell! yo! man you scared me
you scared of black people
no
you put me in the desert i'll grow some needles too
booyah ball me
ball you
ball me
what's happening
i'm pregnant
oh oh
do your thang girl
get crazy
look who it is raisin
i said raisin again didn't i
ten years two hearts one home
red ones and yellow ones the blue ones and pink ones
into your genitals. what!
this isn't a sex thing is it?
because i you know i can't
pleasure a woman and build a dresser at the same time you know i'm not god
john cheated so i'm redecorating the white house everybody drinks
even john john? yes
some fresh fruit
strawberries
raspberries
maybe a tae berry
maybe a ripe
no more fruit man
its called foreplay you tween
yeah i unfixed that yeah why are you gonna fix a dead schmidt
i don't really have pms
i know you're a man