*Telephone ringing...*
How can I help you?
Uhh- Herro?
Yeah... I said how can- Listen, I'm in a bathroom... I'll call you...
I'm in a convention center, I'll call you back in a moment...
Okay, can I- I'm on my work number, I'm not gonna- Hello?!
Pfft!!! *Laugher*
Telephone ringing...
How can you be calling me?! If when I call you, it says your number's not in service?!
Is this a scam?!
No... I'm using duh carring card... That's why. You know..?
Like, I don't have too much, you know... to sell...
Yeah, uh... You know, I get suspicious whenever I have that...
It sounds like a telemarketer.
Yeah, no... but I don't want to sell you anything.
I actually want your services. I'm calling about the car shipment?
Oh, okay...
Do you still do-
What kind of car is it that you have?
It's a Honda Civic. It's my car that I have a very sentimental-
What's the zip code?
The pickup zip code.
Uhh... So I was wondering how it works!
I was thinking I could drive it a little bit, if you think that it's gonna...-
What's the- What's the pickup zipcode?
Yeah, but okay, What is the difference in price if depending on the zip code-
*Gets Heated* Uhh... YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTIONS!!!
It's a direct question!
What's the pickup zip code?!
Yeah, I know, but there's a couple options which is why I'm telling you, you know? Like- I'm- *Hangs Up* giving you a couple options but-
He hung up! *Laughter*
*Telephone Ringing...*
You need to stop calling me!
Yeah, I...
Stop calling this number!
No, I have the zip coding... You know? I have it! *Hangs Up* I just... I am-
*Chuckles*
Telephone Ringing
CALL ME AGAIN AND I'M GOING TO COME UP THERE AND I'M GOING TO FUCKING PUT A BULLET RIGHT IN YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!! I'M NOT PLAYING!!!
What the fuck?!
I GOT A GUN; I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT!
Stop it! I have the zip code!!! Motherfucker! *Hangs Up* I want to give it to you!
Hello?!
*Laughs* Oh my god!
*Telephone Ringing*
HEY ISIS, HEY I'M GOING TO CHOP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!! BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WORK FOR ISIS!!! AND WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO THE AMERICANS!!!
GO BACK TO YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY!
GO BACK TO SYRIA YOU PIECE OF SHIT REFUGEE!
DONALD TRUMP WILL SEND YOU BACK!
What the fuck are you talking about?!
Hello?!
What the fuck?! Oh my god! *Laughter*
Telephone Ringing
FUCKING DEAD, WHEN I FIND YOU, YOU'RE DEAD!
Oh my god, man! *Hangs Up* Can we just work this..-
Pffft...!!! *Laughter* Oh my god... This guy is gold!
*1 Week Later...* *Telephone Ringing...*
Orlando, Florida. How can I help you?
Uhh... yeah man, how are you doing?
I-I tried to talk to you the other day... and I think we got off on the wrong foot, but I want...
Listen. *Instantly Heated* YOU NEED TO STOP CALLING THIS NUMBER!
Oh my..!
YOU UNDERSTAND?! BECAUSE IF I EVER FIND YOU, YOU'RE A FUCKING DEAD MAN!
No, I thought...-
STOP CALLING HERE!
UUUhh! I thought you would have cooled down by now man! *Hangs Up*
It's been like a week!
Hello?!
PPFFFT... *Laughter* Oh my god! Okay, this guy FUCKING HATES me!!
*Telephone Ringing*
DIDN'T I FUCKING TELL YOU TO STOP CALLING ME?!
Look...
I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING ME!
Please, can we just talk like ADULTS man?
Why do you...
I'M GONNA FIND YOU- I'M GONNA FIND YOU... AND I'M GONNA SHIP YOU BACK TO WHATEVER SCUMMY FOREIGN COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM-
Oh my-
IN A FUCKING BODYBAG, IN PIECES!
YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
Why do you--
IN FUCKING PIECES!!!
YOU DON'T BELONG IN AMERICA! YOU'RE NOT AN AMERICAN, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!
Motherfucker! Look, If you can ship me and my family in the car I won't complain... *Hangs Up*
You know..?
Hello...?
*Laughter* Oh my god, this guy!
*Telephone Rings...*
GREASY FOREIGN FUCK!
USING A CALLER ID SPOOF DEVICE!
I'LL GIVE YA A SPOOF, I'M GONNA TAKE A FIRE AXE AND I'M GONNA BURY IT IN YOUR FUCKING SKULL!
AND I'M GONNA SPLIT YOUR FUCKING SKULL RIGHT IN HALF!
Do you have a anger problem? *Hangs Up* What's wrong with you?
*Laughter* This guy!
*Telephone Rings...*
DEAD MAN BITCH! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!
Can you just apologise to me, so we can move on? *Hangs Up*
Ha-Pfft!!!! OH MY GOD DUDE!
*Telephone Ringing...*
QUIT CALLING ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
STOP CALLING!!!!
Oh my god... Shit... I didn't think you could get more angry motherfucker!
*Insane Laughter* He had a mental breakdown!!! Ha! *More Insane Laughter...*
I just wanted to ship my car, DAMMIT!
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Should I call this guy back for "Part 2"?!
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See you next Sunday, motherfuckers...
I really do enjoy being peed or defecated on...
I know that's kinda weird, but I don't know if you might be down with it...
Yeah, I'm totally down!
*Gets Excited* Would you take a DUMP on me?!
Yeah, I would!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
THAT'S SO PERFECT!
I'VE BEEN WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITING!!!!