- Oh, I gotta be this relationship looks (mumbling).
- Sentences.
(both excited)
- I stare into the distance
when I think of Tom (laughing).
I'm obviously way more invested doing this than you.
- We have to break up.
- Excuse me!
(cheerful intro music)
- Everyone's been asking,
is this relationship real or not?
Well, we're gonna find out for sure
by doing a bunch of Buzzfeed compatibility tests.
- And really find out if Tom is the one for me
and I'm the one for Tom.
- And if it says we're not compatible, we have to break up.
- Rather gonna be together for the next 60 years
or we're gonna be alone, so.
- Yeah, there's only two choices.
We're not gonna go with anyone else.
(Zeta laughing)
Today's shout out, goes to the BuzzFeed app.
That's where we're gonna be doing the quizzes today.
It's got everything you need Buzzfeed related.
(swooshing sound)
Okay. - Let's do this.
- Let's play now.
Okay, first question.
Choose an animal couple that represents your relationship.
- I don't think we're butterflies.
- No, I, of all of the ones, that's the least one
I think we are.
- The least. - We're not pretty
and whatever.
- Excuse me!
- I was probably talking about myself there.
I'm vibing with camels.
- I think I'm vibing with the camels.
- Let's go Camel, right? - Yeah.
- I feel all right with Camels.
- Pick a baby that represents your relationship.
Three, two, one, four. - Yelling baby.
- Which is what one?
- Two.
- Ah, I did think about two.
- Two or four. Which one?
- Two. Yelling baby.
I do yell a lot.
- Yeah, I feel like that's us.
We're like (screams)
- Constantly.
- Choose a flower that represents your relationship.
- I almost think we're number 4.
- I'm happy to get with whatever.
- 'Cause it kinda looks a little bit, like,
it's been beaten up by life, you know?
- All right. Let's go number four.
- Pick a picture.
- Okay. So which picture would we like to hang
in our living room, above our couch?
I think the bottom right. - Bottom right.
- Choose an ice cream cone.
I'm thinking you're gonna go the double chocolate scoop.
- Yeah. Oh, you don't like chocolate?
- No. - Oh, no. Here we go.
- But see, I also don't really like ice cream.
Chocolate ice cream is like, up there with yuck.
- Okay. - So bad.
- Would you go three?
- No. I'd go one because that's what you want.
And relationships are all about compromise.
- That's so true.
- And loving what the other person loves.
- Yeah.
- Choose one more picture.
- We've got that beautiful couple picture
where you're like doing the hand thing.
- Yeah.
- Would you do that for me?
- Yeah. - Oh no.
I reckon you would be in the picture.
Gotta get that beautiful mullet flowing in the wind.
- Cocktails. - Cocktails.
- Let's go. - They hook tales.
- Yeah, that seems like fun.
Let's see the results.
35% compatible.
- (laughs) I got 71%.
- Oh really? - Yeah (laughs)
- And how do we get different results
if we do the same questions?
- I'm obviously way more invested in this than you.
- And I'm only 35% invested.
Okay. We've got a love calculator, Buzzfeed quiz.
This one tests to crush.
So, I guess we are crushing each other.
- I guess we are crushing pretty hard on it.
- Yeah. Super hard.
- Super hard.
Do you and your crush have the same hair color?
Yes. - We actually kind of do.
- Yeah, we do. - We do.
Is your crush older than you?
Let's say yes because you are older than me.
- I'm older than Zeta, yes. So, yes.
- Do you follow them on socials? Oh, my god!
- So, we actually do follow each other.
- Every single one of my accounts follows theirs.
- Do they follow you?
- Yeah. Is it yeah? - Yeah.
- Of course. - Absolutely.
Like, that would be the ultimate portrayal.
- No, no, no, no.
Did the greatest love story heartbreak
you've ever did here?
- It would be. - Yeah.
- Yeah, like Leo and Rose
(crickets chirping)
in the Titanic.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
This is an interesting one.
Have you ever had a dream with them in it?
I have had a dream of you in it.
- I think I've had a dream with you too.
So, yes then. - Yes.
Which Zodiac sign are you?
- So, I 'll do mine.
So, Scorpio. - Scorpio.
- What color are their eyes?
You got brown eyes, right?
- No, I've got green eyes.
(tense electronic music)
- Okay! - What does your say?
- 83. - Mine's 85!
- We're averaging quite a high compatibility ranking.
- Which, are we shocked!
How much more compatible can we get? Like really?
- So yeah, we're doing the Buzzfeed love tests.
So, this is like an official Buzzfeed quiz.
And it says it's like a psychologist and stuff in it.
So, this one's probably gonna be the most accurate.
So, it's all relying on this one really.
- Yeah, it really is.
- I stare into the distance when I think of Tom (laughs).
- Yeah, I would go. Yeah.
- Strongly agree.
I feel that I can count on Tom.
- Oh yeah. Definitely.
That's a strongly agree for me.
I get shaky knees when I am near Zeta.
- Look, I am gonna disagree with that one.
I've got very stable legs.
Yeah, my legs are pretty solid as well.
- They're pretty strong.
I am prepared to share my possessions with Zeta.
- You don't share your possessions with me.
I once stole a cup from Tom
and he basically held one of my things hostage
until I gave it back to him.
Well, I'm gonna say disagree
because Tom won't share his stuff with me
and I'm not gonna share it with him.
- I'm going somewhat agree.
Okay. - No, you can't.
- Oh, okay. - I can do whatever I want.
I would feel lonely without Tom.
- We spend a lot of time together.
- A lot (laughs). - And, yeah.
- And probably more than any other person in my life.
(both laugh)
- Okay. Well, I'll go strongly agree with it.
My feelings for Zeta reduce my appetite?
Yeah. I don't know where I'd sit.
I'm gonna go neutral on that
'cause kind of feel like you affect my appetite
in any other way.
- I think I can eat very happily with or without you.
- Yeah.
My thoughts about Tom make it difficult for me
to concentrate on something else.
Obviously. I get no work done.
- And I said somewhat.
- No, I said somewhat too.
Tom is the one for me. - Agree with that.
- Does that exist? The one?
- The one.
I hope my feelings for Zeta will never end.
What the hell?
What kind of question is that? - I strongly agree with that.
I do hope we're together forever.
- That question's so weird.
- It's not Tom. It's a yes or no answer.
And if you are unsure
then we probably have bigger issues than this quiz.
I get clammy hands when I'm near Tom.
- Nah, cause you don't - No.
make me nervous.
- No (laughs nervously).
I feel emotionally connected to Zeta.
- I feel like we're both quite disconnected
from our emotions.
- What does that mean? Emotionally connected.
- Like you feel that we're connected emotionally.
- Feel like we're connected emotionally.
- Yeah, all right. Strongly agree.
I become tense when I'm close to Tom.
- No.
(Zeta laughs)
- Well, I will say sometimes when we're hanging out,
you stand super close to me.
- I probably do.
When we're chatting and you're like,
I'm like.
- It's too close in your personal space.
I need to respect 'em all.
- Not that. It's just close
and I would expect someone to stand next to me.
- Tom can reassure me when I'm upset.
I guess. - I don't know.
- I don't know.
- I don't think I've ever been upset.
- (laughs) Yeah, I think so.
I think I'll do somewhat agree.
I have a hard time sleeping
because I'm thinking about Zeta.
- Saucy!
- I have to disagree.
(Zeta laughs)
- I sleep like a baby.
Yeah, so I disagree with that. - No, Zeta doesn't really
come into my sleep routine that much.
- I search for alternate meanings of Tom's words.
What do you mean?
- I think it's like, oh, you look good today.
And then you're like,
oh, what did he mean by that? - Does he actually mean it?
Strongly disagree.
- Yeah, strongly disagree.
- Tom is the person who can make me the happiest.
- If I met, like, Selena Gomez just like that.
(Zeta laughs)
- She would make you happier than I make you?
- I think she can probably ruin you.
- Cool, I got it. Fine.
- Zeta is a part of my plans for the future.
- I agree actually. We've got some plans.
- We do got some plans.
I'm shy in the presence of Tom.
I could not disagree with that more.
- Okay. So, let's get our results.
Here we go.
Calculating, calculating.
Not as high as I thought. - No.
Am I more in love with you than you are with me?
- I think we're not infatuated
because we're probably past that stage in our relationship.
- I think so. Past the honeymoon phase.
- So, I think that's a pass.
- Do we break up or do we not break up?
We break up (laughs).
- What? No.
I feel like we passed all of them.
- No, I think we did. - Yeah.
- I think we actually got pretty high scores.
It's real. - We're staying together.
- It's real.
- We're staying together. And it's real.
And it's gonna keep going.
- Do you believe in life after love?
(both singing)
(upbeat outro music)