Us humans are special.
We have the capacity to think before speaking.
Filter idiotic stuff and let out the good stuff.
If we didn't have this filter we would be like:
It was me!
And why do we do this?
Because in life there's things we can and we can't say.
As to not to hurt someone's feelings...
Hey do I look fat?
"You don't look fat, you ARE fat!"
Naaah.
Orrr to look stronger.
Look look, a spider!
Where? Ahh...
A bunch of times we don't say what we think.
And we end up saying something totally different.
For you to understand better,
Here I bring to you some examples
Of the typical situations that we do not say what we think.
Situations where we do not say what we really think and we end up saying something totally different hey watcha doin' :'D
Speak with your ex.
What you think...
Hey, long time no see!
Yeah a lot!
And how have you been?
HORRIBLE!
EVERY SECOND WITHOUT YOU IS A TORTURE!
I MISS YOU!!
What you say...
Good.
Stinky breath
What you think...
Ohohof couuurse, yeah at first it was, very weird!
But then it was less and less awkward.
When he started touching my leg it was like wow, wow.
Then I said "Hey we're friends and overall we're both males."
But then he kept touching me! And I started to like it and the problem is-...
BRUSH YOUR DAMN TEETH BEFORE SPEAKING TO ME!
What you say...
Bubblegum?
Your mom calls you
What you think...
Son!
Son come downstairs please!
Son!
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
What you say...
I'm coming mommy!
Sorry
What you say...
I'm sorry my love I promise I will never do that again!
Don't worry I forgive you.
What you think...
I'm sorry my love, do you forgive me?
When you're sleeping, I'm gonna slice your penis.
Reject
What you say...
Hey, ehh... I like you.
Okay.. look, what happens as that at this moment I'm focused on myself.
It's not you, it's only that I don't wanna be in a relationship.
What you think...
I like you.
Eww!
Encounters
What you say...
Hi hi!, how are you?
Uhh... hi.. hi, good
You remember me, right?
Uhh, yeah of course! Hi hi, how... how are you?
What you think...
Hehello! Do you know who I am?
Not a fucking clue.
See?
A lot of times you want to say something but, like you can't.
Buuuuut....
There's an illness called
Confunditis what you say with what you thinkitis because you're very idiotitic syndrome....
acute.
Which makes you say what you should of thinked,
and think what you should've said.
My love, how do I look?
You look super beautiful.
Horrible!
Shit!
That's why me and 20 engineers
And with 20 engineers I'm referring to 20 kids who make houses on Minecraft.
We have created a product for all the people that may have this illness.
From the creators of...
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brings to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
The bracelet!
Are you bored of being told that you're an idiot?
Yes!
Tired of being called a disoriented?
Yes!
Tired of being a virgin?
Yes!
The bracelet is for you!
And how does it work?!
Excellent question, piece of excrement with eyes
The bracelet!
Predicts when you're going to say a stupidity.
And simply replaces what you're gonna say with something nice.
You're the worst employee of the company, you're fired!
The bracelet feels that you're going to say something out of place and activates automatically.
Look you son of a bi-
thanks for letting me work in this company for so long. I wish you the best, bye!
How good he took it!
The bracelet!
And is that all?
Of course not, Juan!
Ehm, my name is Ger-
SHUT UP JUAN!
The bracelet!
Also reminds you of important dates!
Love, today's our special day!
Ehh, which day?
How.. you, you don't remember?
how do you not remember?!
Activating memory through slaps!
Uh... happy brithday?
No.
Happy anniversary?
Ay, you remembered, give me a hug, I love you so much!
The bracelet!
It's incredible!
Here one from thousands of satisfied costumers.
I swear that I *love* this da- *beautiful* bracelet!
Attention!
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Plus your sister and your cousin,
You get the BRACELET 5s VERSION EVOLUTION!
And what new features does it bring?!
It's green!
And what more?!
Nothing more!
You want me to pay thousands of dollars for exactly the same shit but in a different color?
Yes!
GIVE ME 10!
The bracelet!
Buy it now!
QUESTION!
This is a little riddle.
What is the plant in between ALL the plants that smells the worst?
Leave your answer here in the comments.
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