Allison- Welcome to Just Between Us! Many of you have been wondering,
"Whose arm is longer?" Gaby- No one's been wondering that.
G- Where are you measuring starting from? The fingers?
A- Yeah! Mm, I think the wrist. No? G- The
A- Isn't this your arm? What's an arm? G-
A- This is- oh, ooh, it got juicy! This is what could happen is- potentially,
One of our arms is longer, but then the other person's hand could put them
over the edge, in terms of... width-span.
G- Wingspan? A- Wingspan!
A- Okay! We are comin' in at a hot... 26 and a half inches!
G- Is that good or bad? A- Couldn't tell ya!
G- Wait, is it exactly the same? A- Well that was anticlimactic.
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A- (singing halfheartedly) This week we have an international question, international question
international questioooooooooonnnnnnnnnn G- You could just pick domestic questions.
A- Greta, from Europe. G- She just said Europe?
A- Yep. Just 'From Europe'! One time I saw a magician who was just from Europe,
And I thought that was like a little slimy bit of marketing.
(G laughing) A- BUT, it was the best magic I'd ever seen!
A- Greta from Europe wants to know, "Is bisexuality a thing?" (G activates bitchface)
(quickly) A- I should give some backstory on Greta from Europe!
A- A large part of my job on this show, G- OH, I'd love to hear this.
A- Is reading these emails. G- 'Kay.
A- That are kind of long, and a little convoluted and then
A- Just the- (snaps fingers) hottest button topic.
G- I feel like you're saying this to mitigate how angry I'm about to be at what this actually was.
A- Right. So technically, Greta identifies as bisexual, but hasn't come out yet,
And she tried to talk to her sister about it, but her sister,
That bisexuality was not a thing.
G- In my experience as a bisexual lady, A- WHAT? G- Yeah, do your bit.
A- (
G- You know, I can't wait until we're like 60, and you're still-
A- Well it's gonna be great. G- We're, like, at Denny's, and I say something
about being bisexual and you like grab the waiter like "DID YOU HEAR THAT?"
A- It's gonna be even funnier then because everyone will be bisexual by the time we're 60!
G- From your mouth, to bisexual God's ears. A- Let's play a game, where I'm someone
Who doesn't believe bisexuality is real. G- Mmhmm. A- And then you have to convince
me that it is. G- (heavy sigh) Are you a lesbian in this scenario? A- Sure.
A- Do I have to do method acting? (
A- Ok, I'm a lesbian who doesn't believe in bisexuality. Also, imagine me as a redhead.
G- Allison, who is a lesbian- A- My name is Terese. G- Ok,
G- I just wanted to let you know because I love and respect you, um, as a member of
the LGBT community, that I am bisexual. A- Pffff. No you're not. You just
Haven't decided yet if you like girls better or guys better. G- No, uh, bisexuality is
its own thing, actually, and it just means that I'm open to dating people of
all gender identities. A- Yeah, but it's so different! Are you gonna tell me that you
like both vanilla
into what's called a 'swirl'! A- I am a prominent member of the LGBT
community. G- Great. A- BUT I would just think- G- A
A- Yeah. G- Okay, cool. A- There's rankings. G- Great. Wait, are you what we'd call a...
Celesbian? A- Yep, I'm celesbian. I understand that maybe, sure, you're attracted
to men and women, but you definitely like one of them more.
G- Sometimes, bisexuals are exactly 50/50, and sometimes bisexuals lean towards one
sex over the other, but- A- But then you're not bisexual!
G- No, you are, because you like all gender identities! You're open to dating all
gender identities. For example, 'Terese', you know how you had an ex girlfriend who was tall,
and then your next ex girlfriend was short? A- Yes? G- So, would you say that you like
both types of girls, tall and short girls? A- Yeah, but that's not as different as a
penis and a vagina! G- Ah, but also, gender is not limited to a penis and a vagina.
A- You got me there!
A- Why do you call yourself bisexual instead of pansexual?
G- Mostly cause when I was younger, the first term I learned for it was bisexual.
And then later I learned pansexual. Some people think that bi indicates a gender
binary, and pansexual is more open to trans people, however someone just explained to
me that bisexual means two, not in the sense of two genders, but in the sense of liking
people who are your same gender, and then liking other genders.
A- Ohh! You just blew Terese's mind!!
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A- When I was younger, I fell off a horse and broke a growth plate in my arm and
now they're uneven. G- No, you fuc- You d-
A- JUST KIDDING! G-THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!
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