Hello world. I’m Quincy.
And welcome to my Mind Massage, take infinity.
[clapboard]
As some of you may know, or may not know,
I have a new song called Snuggle Up,
and we’re here today to teach you a few things
on how to snuggle up. Ain’t that right, buddy?
That’s right!
[snapping quietly]
His claps are like snaps. Barely can hear ‘em.
First and foremost, no distractions.
Phones off. Phones off.
[phone clicking]
Once you silence the phone,
don’t just have it around because it’s going to be
very very tempting to look at it, turn it back on.
[phone clunking]
You just gotta get rid of it.
It’s a celebration, always.
So I have two glasses here. Just for you and I. Are you ready?
[bottle being dragged on table]
Sorry.
[wine foil crinkling]
Presentation is key. You can’t have it sloppy,
you can’t have the wrappers all cutting you with the aluminum.
It’s not sexy.
There we go.
Ooh, smooth.
Alright. Let’s just hope it doesn’t do the unthinkable.
Uh oh.
Uh oh. I have to warm up first.
[neck and knuckles cracking]
[breathing deeply]
It’s about to go down.
Ch-ch!
[champagne pops]
Perfect.
[champagne pouring and bubbling]
That’s for you.
[champagne bubbling]
This is for me.
More for you.
Since I am your host, I can’t get too crazy.
Ahhh.
Now where were we?
In order to Netflix and Chill, the whole snack must be present.
[popcorn rustling and squeaking]
[popcorn crunching]
Don’t forget the butter.
[popcorn crunching]
Mmm. Popcorn is the greatest. Never fails.
The game is to identify which one popcorn you want.
You know those vending machines with the arms,
just pretend like you’re one of those.
[popcorn rustling]
There you have it folks,
snack along with your snuggle up session.
Now the brush. As you see I have hair.
And I like to get it played with. I do.
But I don’t have to brush it. And you can brush it for me.
I’m in the right company. I’m in the perfect company.
[rustling brush bristles]
This one might even be a little too weak.
I think I’m gonna invent the first musical brush.
Bum, bum, bum, bum bum bum.
I think I might be onto something.
We’re going global, baby!
[turning timer]
[timer ticking]
[breathing]
[timer dings]
[timer ticking]
I guess I can’t, I guess I can’t cheat time.
For real, where this buzzer at?
[off screen] I don’t know!
[timer dinging]
Alright, this should go off.
[loud ding]
Oh my gosh, wow.
I’ll just pick it up, like.
[spraying]
Ahh. Ooh.
You got me nervous. I don’t get nervous. I hope you’re ready...
[Monopoly rustles]
...for some Monopoly, baby!
[Monopoly rustles]
I call the hat.
[Monopoly pieces rustle]
They got the Jurassic Park edition.
I‘ve never seen a T Rex in Monopoly.
Am I tripping, or have you seen a T Rex in Monopoly?
[shaking dice]
Seven!
Winner, winner chicken dinner baby.
That was the most fun I’ve had in a long time.
You can really accomplish a lot in your inside voices.
Well, pretty much your library voices.
I don’t think nobody really follows that rule, anyway.
But, today I had to. Straight, intimate.
That’s how we like it, right?
We like it intimate, chill, right?
Well we gotta get out of here. Right?
Did I do a good job?
Thank you.
Well, from Snugs and I, signing out.