Just one more little thing.
What?
You guys all know our technical producer, Freddie.
Show yourself to the people, Freddie.
Hello.
That was Freddie, who last week handcuffed me to a nerd.
So now guess what.
Freddie's never kissed a girl. Never. Not once.
I heard him say so myself and Carly's a witness.
Mrs. Benson, you're kind of drawing a crowd.
Oh. Are you all Freddie's friends?
No, no, Mom, they're not all my friends.
Who wants to see his baby pictures?
Oh, good, I've got a bunch on my phone.
- Mrs. Benson. - Mom, do not show them--
This is Freddie wearing his special diapers.
And here's baby Freddie in the bathtub.
[laughing]
I'm out!
[gasping]
[music playing]
Oh, my God.
[music playing]
What?
Gibby.
Okay, let's take a look at Carly's bunny. Carl.
Okay, this is for you, Chad.
[booing]
[laughing]
Quit it! Stop laughing!
But it's horrible.
No, it's not.
It's pretty bad, kid.
- Okay, we're out of time. - Well, it's only--
- Bye. - Later.
Sorry about my bunny.
We're all sorry.
[laughing]
Freddie, I got you some- [screaming]
[screaming]
What the yuck?
- Nothing! - Mom, it wasn't--
No! Abso- nothing!
I was taking his temperature!
What do you mean?
See? 98.6! Healthy as a duck! Bye!
Carly, don't leave!
She's beating me with your underwear!
You wanna prove you're sincere?
Then drink from the shoe.
This, Wahoo punch... is it organic?
Drink it.
What's this?
Dead cricket.
[gagging]
You can't re-enter America unless you can prove
you're a U. S. citizen.
Dude, I promise she is.
Can't you just ask her some questions
so she can prove it?
Fine.
Who was the first U. S. president?
The father of our country.
Abraham Franklin?
That's not it?
You... wanna go with me, possibly?
Ugh.
Did I just spit in your eye?
It's cool.
You can't do this with legs.
Uh, you have a little pudding on your--
I see it.
I ban you from the Groovy Smoothie.
- What?! - Don't heard me.
You had that made?
Yeah. Buh-bye.
I am not leaving.
Thar, use the skunk spray.
Skunk spray? Ew!
[laughing]
Ew!
I am pressing the buttons, literally, all of them
trying to turn off the sign!
You're gonna overload the circuits!
Pee on Carl?
Turn that off!
I am trying! If the stupid cars would just...
Don't look at the sign!
Stop beholding the-! I stepped on my taco!
Griffin collects Pee Wee Babies?
Mm-hmm.
Well, does he put firecrackers in 'em and blow 'em up?
Mm-mm.
What does he do with them?
He looks at them and talks to them
and... sometimes... talks for them.
Are you sure we're not talking about Freddie here?
Yes, I'm sure.
My bad boy collects Pee Wee Babies.
It's awful, isn't it?
- Yeah. - I know.
He collects Pee Wee Babies?
Well, one of 'em's a tiger. Tigers are tough, right?
Did it have big fangs and claws?
- No, it had cape. - Oh.
- And a purple top hat. - Oh.
I think Neville's grandmother just walked in.
Don't worry. Neville said, "She's hopelessly confused."
Okay, we've got the cable hooked up. Now what?
Okay, there's a file on my desktop called VL2.exe.
- Drag that onto his hard drive. - Okay.
After you do that, just unhook the...
Hi there.
Spider!
Stop it, please!
What can I get you to eat?
Do you have pancakes?
Yeah, we got pancakes.
Who cares? Robots don't eat pancakes.
Wow, Robot, you sure talk crazy.
Yes, I think my software may be buggy. Let me check.
Uh-oh. I do have bugs.
Boop boop beep boop.
[beeping]
I'm sorry.
What guy wants to go on a date and watch a girl go...
[groaning]
I'm Sam Puckett.
[groaning]
Ew.
And how can you sit there and listen
to that whiny nub go... [groaning]
"You're using too much Parmesan"?
[groaning]
"Don't chew with your mouth open."
[groaning]
It means I like to dance.
With my shirt off!
Turn up the music!
[music playing]
Maybe you'd like to explain the contents of this baggy.
What is that?
Oh, you don't recognize this asparagus
that I put on your dinner plate?
Mom, can we- Don't shoot this!
Sorry, can't hear you over this embarrassment.
Mom, please leave.
After you finish your vegetables.
Oh, my--
You better finish that with gosh.
Dear, Gosh, please make her leave.
Dude, just finish your asparagus so we can get on with the show.
♪ When a big boy eats His vegetables ♪
Don't sing the song!
It's weird. I-I kind of feel like I'm talking to a celebrity.
That's weird, 'cause I kinda feel
like I'm gonna throw up. [giggling]
- For real? - No, no, it's fine.
I've meant throwing up in the good way.
Oh, right. Right.
So, we should hang out sometime.
Something wrong?
No, I just swallowed my gum.
So this fire is your fault.
Mrs. Benson, please.
Because of you, I had to stop right in the middle of rubbing
anti-tick lotion on Freddie.
Mom, I don't have ticks.
They hide in your leg hair.
I don't have leg hair.
Which worries me deeply.
You can catch that band live at the show box next weekend.
[cheering]
That sign is messed up.
[groaning]
When I take off my shirt to get in the pool,
she's gonna see my tattoo. I'm dead.
Freddie.
Mom, I don't have a swimsuit.
Which is why I just stopped at Mall Mart
and bought you this.
[laughing]
In.
No.
Stupid overly realistic sitcoms.
Okay. Okay. Just have to stay calm.
Got tons of time before Lance gets here.
Just gotta be calm.
Sooner or later, someone will come in here,
help me get my toe unstuck and...
and see me naked.
[groaning]
Get me down from here!
[laughing]
After you apologize to Carly.
I'm sorry, Carly.
Now. Call yourself a weenie.
I'm a weenie.
- He is a weenie. - Yeah.
- Very weenie-ish. - Well, I don't even care
cause I have a date with Shane tonight.
Obviously.
- What's that supposed to mean? - Why don't you ask
your new helping bra?
[gasping] That's it! I'm outta here!
This is my house.
Just one last shot, Freddie.
Come across the hall and I'll give it to you at home.
No. Let's just do it here and get it over with.
Um, this one doesn't go in your arm.
Well, then where does it... oh, man.
Hey, I'm Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly.
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