-Where do we start?
You've starred in some of biggest movies in the world.
But if I understand correctly,
you got your start in musical theater, or musicals?
-Whoo! -Oh, no.
This don't warrant a whoo. This is very bad.
[ Laughter ] When I was in school,
primary school, I wrote a musical
called "Scream: The Musical." -You wrote it?
-I wrote it based on the movie "Scream."
-[ Clapping ] -Oh, thank you.
[ Laughter ]
Truly, it's one of the worst things ever performed.
There was a song -- Shall I just do it?
-Yeah! Do it, do it, do it!
[ Cheers and applause ]
-No, it's really bad. -Yes.
-Brace yourselves. -Okay.
♪ Scream ♪ [ Claps ]
♪ Scream is good and wild ♪
That was -- That was it. [ Cheers and applause ]
That was it.
-Truly, I did that, and it was social suicide.
[ Laughter ] -"Scream, scream.
Scream is good and wild." -Yeah, "Good and wild."
-I love that. I love that deep message.
-[ Laughing ] Yes.
-So, your family lives in Scotland.
-Yes. -But you live where now?
-I live over in Los Angeles here in America.
-Oh, my goodness. Wow.
-I've come across the pond. -I love it.
And does you family -- Have they been to L.A.?
-Yeah, they come over all the time.
They love it. The weather is a lot better here.
-Oh, of course. And do you visit back home a lot, as well?
-Yeah, probably about twice a year.
-That's awesome. So they still live in Scotland.
What family traditions do you guys --
What do you guys get up to when you go to Scotland?
Is it refreshing to go back, or are you kind of, like,
"Oh, I'm ready to go back to L.A.,"
or how do you feel? -I love it.
It's just my family are kind of weird, you know?
[ Laughter ] -Interesting.
Everyone there was like, "Mm, relatable. Relatable."
-Relatable. [ Laughter and applause ]
-We'll go back, and we've sort of started this tradition where,
like, we'll burp, and then we'll try to do it with a flourish,
and it's getting really out of hand.
-Wait. I was not expecting this response.
Hold on. Hold on. You burp?
Where did the -- How -- -Burp on command.
-Why? -I don't know.
My dad just started this because he's a boy
and he thinks it's funny. And so do I.
And then I was, like, "Okay, we need to get
really creative with this," and so we added, like,
arm movements, dance routines with the burps,
and they're just -- they're very, very strange.
-Well, okay. You have to demonstrate
what this would look like. [ Cheers and applause ]
Come on.
-Wow. I'm really just doing it all.
-Whoo! -Okay, so, like,
here's a small -- here's how it starts.
It'll be, like -- [ Imitates small burp ]
Right? So that's, like, a small start,
and then you can really get bigger with it and be like...
[ Imitates louder burp ]
[ Laughter ]
-And then you burp? -Yeah, okay, so the "aiee"
is me trying to burp. -Oh.
-But I can't actually burp on -- -You can't burp.
I was, like, "I'm so confused. Are you queuing up the burp?"
[ Laughter ]
-I can't burp. -You can't burp on demand?
-No, I can't. -But guess what -- I can.
So -- So, queue me up. What are you gonna do?
You want to do under the leg, and I'll burp?
-Yeah, okay. Three, two, one.
-[ Burps ] Yes!
[ Cheers and applause ] -I think we nailed it.
-You nailed that. -So who --
Who's, like, the burp champion of your family right now?
-Oh, it's my father. -Really?
-You should hear the belches. Oh!
They're awful and brilliant. [ Laughter ]
So, growing up in Scotland, I'm curious,
what was your frame of reference of America?
Like, what did you think America would be like?
-My main point of reference was "Friends."
-Of course, "Friends." Of course.
-Oh, we loved it up in Scotland. The top of Scotland
loved "Friends," and we even, like, adopted that intonation
of, like... [ Imitating Chandler's cadence ]
[ Laughter ] -So that's how you would talk.
-Yeah, well, not like with "doos" but just the intonation
of, like, "Could there be any more, you know, bad weather?"
[ Laughter ]
-What did you think about -- 'cause people often say this --
the apartment they lived in.
Did you think that's what you would be in?
-That's what I thought I was in store for
when I moved to New York for a while,
and I didn't get that at all.
It was like a bathroom-sized room.
[ Laughter ] And nothing else to it.
I'm, like, "What? That's not what I was promised."
[ Laughter ] -I will say, that is the most
misleading thing about "Friends" is the size of that apartment.
[ Applause ] -Yeah.