- Okay, team.
The world has been in sweatpants for an entire year.
No one knows how to wear real clothes.
- The world is starting to open up
and it's our job to tell people what to wear.
- Yeah, let's see how bad we can make the clothes look.
- Yes, let's take the worst fashion trends
from previous decades
and tell them it's cool.
- I've got it, I've got it.
Acid washed jeans.
- Ooh.
- Do you think people will go for that?
- Yeah, they will.
Just put it front and center of the store as they walk in.
- Totally. - Boom, it's fashion.
(mouth exploding) - Yaw.
- Yeah, we can make the jeans super baggy, right?
And cuff 'em at the bottom too.
- That's hilarious.
- So this is basically just an '80s reboot?
- Yaw. - Which was terrible
back then and is gonna be terrible now.
- Yeah. - But who cares?
- I don't care, I don't care about anything.
I'm a fashion designer.
- Trust our system.
We've been doing this since the dawn of fashion.
- What was the motto we came up with in our last meeting?
- [Everyone] Come up with something.
- Literally anything at all. - Something.
This is something.
- After all, we did get them to wear crop tops
and low waisted jeans in the '90s.
- I did not think that would ever stick.
- I mean they couldn't sit down
without their underwear hanging out.
- For a solid decade.
- And those bell-bottoms.
- We made them so long.
- They got all ripped up and bust in
under the heels of the wedges.
- And girls were tripping everywhere.
- And we called them fashionable.
- Good times.
- Moving on, I think we have found
the most universally unflattering jeans.
- Yeah. - Right, right?
- Those are incredibly awful.
- Okay, they're terrible, let's move on to dresses.
- Guys, we've gotta go retro. - How retro?
- Like back to the Oregon Trail retro.
- Like you may die of dysentery retro?
- Yes!
- Completely shapeless. - I love this!
- Yeah, but we need to make it
in a "Little House on the Prairie" print.
- Amazing!
- And to top it off.
- [Everyone] Lace collar.
- So fun. - Awful dresses, check.
Moving on, tops, what do we have?
- I found this denim shirt cleaning out my parent's house.
- Perfect, let's make 20,000 of those.
- Check out the ruffle sleeves.
- I put these in the washer with some cheap new towels.
- Ooh, they're like peach/acid washed now.
- Looks good on the rack, but horrible on everyone.
- Yeah, those are terrible, we should make a lot of them.
- Let's get those into stores ASAP.
- How are we gonna convince them
to wear these unflattering trends again?
- Two words, Gen Za.
- What's Gen Za?
- Za. - Are you saying Z?
- Like X, Y, Za.
- You're doing this weird thing.
- Z, Gen Z. - Got it.
- Remember that side part drama?
- Gen Z shamed everyone to get rid of it.
They're terrifying, let's use them.
- Or we could hire the same 25 year olds
we used for those wrinkle cream ads.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, the ones with no wrinkles.
- Exactly, they look good in everything.
- So that way normal sized women will get really hopeful
that they'll look the same way.
- There's no way these things are gonna look good
on any human woman.
- This job is so fun. - So fun.
Love this job.
- So, husband, what do you feel of like the choir robe look
that are going for women's fashion now?
What do you think?
- It...
- You're supposed to say I look good in everything.
- Mhmm.
- "You look good in everything."
- Okay. - Okay.
Yeah, it's okay.
So I think what they've done now,
I mean, I will say this though.
The new style is comfortable, right?
- Yes, this is a hospital scrub.
This is something you wear when you're having a colonoscopy.
Hey, women, women, you are beautiful.
In spite of this, you are beautiful.
- We were inspired because I walked into a store
and I saw like nothing but acid washed everywhere.
And I was like,
"Do you think they're sitting in room right now and saying,
'What do you think we could get them to wear?'"
Okay, show me an actual human woman
that looks good in these.
Post the pictures and we'll redo this.
And we'll have a fashion show.
Love you, bye.
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