Do Aliens Beyblade?
They say he appeared from a fallen meteor... wait you think he's an Alien?
I'm sure that a super intelligent being would still like to have fun every now an then,
but given the fact that they would have to travel a vast amount of time you have to have
something to entertain yourself, or put your self in hibernation (a deep sleep).
While it might not be possible to play Beyblade in space in the space station so far, well
I've established you could in fact actually do it if you had a rotating environment, or
something that can manipulate its own gravity.
But I'm getting ahead of myself, what would be the point of Aliens having some sort of
Beyblade?
If they did what would they even look like?
If they were advance enough, what could those Beyblades do?
For the most part, these Beyblade should have the same set up, that is a pointed bottom
and a bigger top, so they can't be much different than what we already have, thing is the function.
That itself could be something that is very different from what we are used to.
They may have gimmicks that we may not have even thought of yet.
They may have gimmicks that don't work in this planet because of the different gravity
settings that they may have.
They may not even work in space neither, but only in their space ship.
I'm going to share three Alien Beyblade abilities with you that we may never see.
Number one, phasing.
A completely new ability which we could probably not explain, is phasing.
The ability to move through solid objects, even phasing through the stadium!
At first glance, this may seem like an extra ordinary ability; something like the permeation
quirk from Limillion in My Hero Academia, Vision from Marvel comics and Toby from Naruto
Shipudden.
But we're talking about aliens here, a bored highly intelligent being traversing through
space for eons, having access to their own advance technology; and, "any sufficiently
advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic".
This quote is from famous science fiction writer Arthur C. Clarke, who wrote about the
future.
Think about it like this, try showing Prime Apocalypse, or better yet, try showing your
remote controlled Beyblade to someone four thousand years ago, they may think it's magical
too!
The way these beys move on screen can be considered a Clarketech, a term coined by one of my favorite
channels here on YouTube, Isaac Arthur.
Phasing mid battle while spinning may seem impossible, but if aliens had this technology
the next entry will blow your mind, because rest assured this bey can still be beaten.
That's because even this bey must eventually stop.
Like most beys, it must obey Newton's three laws of motion; in particular the law of acceleration
which states "the rate of change of velocity from an object is directly proportional to
the force to the force acting on it.
Meaning, this bey must eventually stop, unlike the number two Alien gimmick; superluminal
speed.
What the heck is that?
That's anything moving faster than 186,282 miles per second (also know as the universal
constant) a.k.a. big "C".
Any Beyblade traveling at this speed would literally break everything it hits, it would
probably break the whole world it's on!
That's because any object that travels at the speed of light or higher has essentially
infinite mass.
A big disclaimer here guys, as no know object can or has ever traveled anywhere near one
percent the speed of light.
As an object travelling at the speed of light would need an infinite amount of energy.
This video is highly theoretical in nature, now let's get back to the video.
Oddly enough, this ability would allow the Beyblade to hit any phasing Beyblade before
it had a time to phase (disappear) due to time dilation.
It would need to be powered by an Alcubierre drive, a theoretical warp drive idea for faster
than light travel.
It would actually create two opposing regions of expanding and contracting space time, in
the direction its going.
This would allow it to travel in a time space pocket, but really now we're entering very
dangerous waters.
Playing with the fabric of space time, breaking cosmic speed limits and now for our number
three entry, the A.I.
Beyblade, one that would be considered an A.S.I. (an artificial super intelligence)
this could be fitted to a Beyblade, and operated remotely an A.S.I. would be able to analyze,
reason and act as a real avatar able to hack, or sabotage opponents beys in order to win.
Having a real world influence and being a source of power for a blader.
Maybe Phi is an alien, but more likely aliens look nothing like Phi; and maybe aliens don't
even Beyblade if they don't resemble us.
We tend to think of aliens as being good, or evil; but really they'll be different,
and in a most probable case a bit weird.
I for one do think that there's actual life out there, whether it's smart or not I'm not
sure, but if it is smart I'm sure they do Beyblade, just like this Beyblade dad.